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#31 - drunkasaurus (03/04/2013) [-]
I live in fairfax, va. Our claim to fame is that we had a "serial butt slasher" a few years back, who would go around our mall with a box cutter and slash bodacious booties. The funny part is that when most of them were interviewed they all were like "well at first I thought I sat on a coat hanger". Apparently sitting on a coat hanger and cutting your ass is a common problem for females.
#56 to #31 - lastkingofx (03/04/2013) [-]
...When the hell did we have a serial butt slasher?
User avatar #60 to #56 - drunkasaurus (03/04/2013) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/serial-butt-slasher-pursued-in-virginia_n_911480.html

He was at Fair Oaks Mall. You live here? What high school did/do you go to? I went to Oakton before getting expelled. (hardcore I know). I love it here though, it's a very nice area.
#61 to #60 - lastkingofx (03/04/2013) [-]
Went to Robinson Secondary school, in fair fax. Thats so damn weird, never heard of a butt slasher at fair oaks before.
User avatar #52 to #31 - isomeras (03/04/2013) [-]
Generally in the college-based age ranges they'd probably be utilising coat hangers a lot, what with abortions - at least in places it's paid for - being expensive.
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