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#73 - infinitesinz ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Actually, the blowjob one would get me yelled at probably. It's not that she doesn't do them, but she would think somethings wrong with her down there so i'd rather have her mouth. I've learned this the hard way.
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#250 to #73 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy on this site who's turned off by the thought of oral. If she has any kind of muscle spasm, she'll probably bite your dick. Furthermore, mouths are full of plaque and bacteria, whereas vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine (essentially, salty water).
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy on this site who's turned off by the thought of oral. If she has any kind of muscle spasm, she'll probably bite your dick. Furthermore, mouths are full of plaque and bacteria, whereas vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine (essentially, salty water).
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#299 to #250 - physicsdude ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Girls have a seperate hole for peeing. Also urine isn't exactly cleansing.
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#291 to #250 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]
"vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine"

What the fuck? Have you never been to health class?
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User avatar #79 to #73 - jokeface (03/04/2013) [-]
The hard way? Or the not-so-hard way?
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#493 to #79 - spirits (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh shit it's that one guy who hates homosexuals, and thinks that they are hated by God.
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User avatar #505 to #493 - jokeface (03/05/2013) [-]
Neither I nor God hate anyone sir.
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#99 to #79 - chubmaster (03/04/2013) [-]
HUE
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#86 to #79 - brybryan (03/04/2013) [-]
oh shit that's perfect
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#74 to #73 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (03/04/2013) [-]
Haha she sounds insecure as fuck about sex, dude. Might want to chat to her about that.
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