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#73 - infinitesinz (03/04/2013) [-]
Actually, the blowjob one would get me yelled at probably. It's not that she doesn't do them, but she would think somethings wrong with her down there so i'd rather have her mouth. I've learned this the hard way.
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#250 to #73 - anonymouspusy (03/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy on this site who's turned off by the thought of oral. If she has any kind of muscle spasm, she'll probably bite your dick. Furthermore, mouths are full of plaque and bacteria, whereas vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine (essentially, salty water).
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy on this site who's turned off by the thought of oral. If she has any kind of muscle spasm, she'll probably bite your dick. Furthermore, mouths are full of plaque and bacteria, whereas vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine (essentially, salty water).
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User avatar #346 to #250 - syntacterror (03/04/2013) [-]
'vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine'

hey genius
did you just get your bachelors from the university of stupidtown
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#485 to #346 - crilleballe (03/04/2013) [-]
Urine is not actually "dirty" in any way.
Other than water, it mainly consists of urea ( CO(NH2)2 ), chloride, sodium, potassium and creatinine. The chloride serves to kill some bacteria, while other bacteria convert the urea into ammonia, producing a strong smell. But if the urine does not contain bacterias or other bad chemicals as result of diseases, it does have a minor cleaning effect.
Of course, urine is supposed to remove any toxins from the blood as well, so the the urine of a sick person can contain dangerous chemicals like keton.
In case you wonder, i looked all of this up: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine, wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_content_of_urine, http://www.urinecolors.com/urine.php, http://www.wisegeek.com/is-it-true-that-people-can-use-urine-for-bleaching.htm
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User avatar #486 to #485 - syntacterror (03/04/2013) [-]
that is irrelevant to my point

my point is not that urine is dirty, my point is that urine is not what cleans the vagina
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#487 to #486 - crilleballe (03/04/2013) [-]
Well... it does clean. Only minorly, but if we did not have any toilet paper or other vagina cleaning aggregates, urine (and baths) would be the only thing cleaning said area.
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User avatar #488 to #487 - syntacterror (03/04/2013) [-]
god, are you stupid?

you really are stupid aren't you

it's not urine, it's vaginal and cervical mucus
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#489 to #488 - crilleballe (03/04/2013) [-]
Mucus only prevents infection. It will not remove dirt and unhealthy chemicals.
Sorry for trying to have a proper discussion. If you would rather just yell insults at each other just tell me.
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#514 to #489 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
So after seeing this I am curious - does your country not require a health class to adequately teach you about each gender's genital anatomy? It seems kind of important.
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User avatar #506 to #489 - gammajk (03/05/2013) [-]
I'll put this to you in simple form
URINE DOES NOT COME OUT OF VAGINAS
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#299 to #250 - physicsdude (03/04/2013) [-]
Girls have a seperate hole for peeing. Also urine isn't exactly cleansing.
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#291 to #250 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]
"vaginas are regularly rinsed with urine"

What the fuck? Have you never been to health class?
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User avatar #79 to #73 - jokeface ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
The hard way? Or the not-so-hard way?
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#493 to #79 - spirits (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh shit it's that one guy who hates homosexuals, and thinks that they are hated by God.
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User avatar #505 to #493 - jokeface ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Neither I nor God hate anyone sir.
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#99 to #79 - chubmaster (03/04/2013) [-]
HUE
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#86 to #79 - brybryan (03/04/2013) [-]
oh shit that's perfect
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#74 to #73 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Haha she sounds insecure as fuck about sex, dude. Might want to chat to her about that.
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