It begins

Right? I don't wanna be left out of the future because my eyes suck.

I switched to contacts about four years ago, and I fucking love it. Just the small things like being about to take a shirt off without glasses getting in the way, or being able to play sports without worrying about them.

A little off topic, but just saying!

If I don't wear my glasses, I have these crazy bags under my eyes that become super visible.
Also, I'm scared of sticking fingers in my eyes.

Well I can't help you with the bags (maybe lotion, but I don't really know). As far as sticking your fingers in your eyes is concerned, it's fucking hard and it's the worst thing about learning to use contacts. For the first while I had to set like ten minutes of time aside in order to put my contacts in. I still have to consciously tell myself to not blink, but it gets easier with practice.

lenses ... ?

Maybe they'll have a google glass eye you can get, and then you have the glass robot eye, and a monocle on the other eye

Wear contacts then put on google glasses?

The actual "glass" part can be removed from it's frame really easily (there is only a single screw holding it on).

By the time Google Glass actually becomes popular, I have no doubt that frame makers will have drilled a little hole there in all of their frames for anybody wishing to attach it.
Also, google is currently working with frame makers to make frames for prescription glasses that come with Glass.

I just asked that in another comment. (It's rather depressing that I'm wearing my glasses and didn't see your comment)
I have had prescription since I was 7, and I've had them for 9 years. They suck. If the Google Glass or whatever it's called could replace prescription glasses, I'd be the happiest man around.

Bet you're going to be able to download a Scouter-app when those glasses is released.

did you by chance play this as a child

yup

Can you walk around with a monitor strapped to one eye?

I sure don't hope they strap it to your eye!

Some people use google to look for porn.
I can see your paranoia being true with that
>knock knock*
>yes?
>jake goldberg, we work at google.
>and?
>you downloaded 47.9 gigabytes of porn. 19% of it being tentacle , 24% being beastyality, and the rest being random.
>get off my property!
>slam*
>man, and i thought people liked us stalking them.

I have found that google give you better porn results, and bing and yahoo are better for everything else

There's going to be a little incognito button on the side.

Try to stop being a paranoid dumbass for a second and actually think that thought process all the way through. Google is just a corporation. They don't really have any power to use that information against you. This is NOT the same thing as the government tapping your phones or reading your e-mails.

You really think there isn't going to be an option to turn that stuff off. I turn all internet, locating, GPS, etc off on my phone(saves a lot of battery) why would it not be an option on this?

Ten bucks says there's already an app for it.

its a cool gadget but its not a great step in technology

robot revolution, meh, CYBORG REVOLUTION.... well we are fucked