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COD Black Ops Lan Party (East Haven)
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Elk here' s the deal. If yee' re not en the level, then den' t bother .
I' m noticing for up tn 5 dudes tn mine ever for a Eel] Black Ups LAN party. [want dude whe are serious about playing some fiucking Black Ups, and have some serieus fellating skills. Grenade spammers and new
ebbers need not respond. If yee den' t know what either of those things are, then yee' re net. If yee den' t knew the difference between lightweight and lightweightbaby, then yee' re net. If yee haven' t prestiged at least
once, then yee' re net.
You mest be 21 or ever. I will feeling card you, and if yee' re net, then your ******* ass is tn the nwh. Last time I did this I ended up with a bunch of 12 year ems whe get dipped eff by their mems, and I had tn put the
beer away and best out the melting . My heese is not a fiucking Cheeky Cheese. I will supply beer and munchies. You nan bring weed if we want, but you better have enoegh for everyone, and it better be good
weed and net that New Haven ghetto **** .
You mest bring yew on TV. I have plenty of bandwidth and outlets, but I' m net a TV warehouse for feek' s sake. My mete usually passes out at amend Dish depending en what pain med she' s eating, so after that we can
get as tore up as we want. Until then, it' s yes ma' am, and he ma' aie, er your ass is tn the curb.
This is fer real and it' s not nee of these circle jerk jack eff parties. You pull your dink net anywhere besides the with the deer shut, and I' ll sin one or both of my Dobermans en your ass. This reminds me: No
blank dudes. Nothing personal, but my dogs den' t like black people ever since blank neighbor got finked up en meth and tried tn funk nee of my dogs. Now my dogs go ape **** every time they see a black En.
Trust me, yee den' t need a new asshole chewed in you, and Iden' t need a lawsuit.
I' m noticing tn get this **** muling this weekend en Saturday night. If it werks net, and yee aren' t a mist ******** , then it might turn mm a regular thing.
Lemme: East Haven
it' s NOT to contact this pester with services er other commercial interests
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#1 - Yojimbo (03/03/2013) [-]
> No 12 year olds   
> CoD Lan party   
   
   
Pick one
> No 12 year olds
> CoD Lan party


Pick one
User avatar #3 - Crusader (03/04/2013) [-]
This guy is obviously an idiot.
There aren't noob tubes in Black Ops, there are skill cannons, you basically have to hit right next to a person to kill, and if they have flak jacket, then they are completely immune.
User avatar #4 - arziben (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is the kind of guy that manages to complain about the grenade launcher and plays "MW2 ump45 style" and "QUICKSCOPEZZZ"
User avatar #5 to #4 - arziben (03/04/2013) [-]
aka: skill=null
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User avatar #2 - astropuke (03/03/2013) [-]
CoD IZ SRS BZNS

For real though, this guy sounds like he just turned 14.
User avatar #6 - jacklane (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You found it 2 years ago.

I just copied it all, tailored it for my town and posted on CL. I want some responses, hopefully from a black guy getting pissed off, lol! If you want it, here it is typed so you only have to C&P instead of typing it all out like my faget ass:

ok, here's the deal. If you're not on the level, don't bother responding.

I'm looking for up to 5 dudes to come over for a CoD Black ops II LAN party. I want dudes who are serious about playing some ******* Black Ops, and have some serious ******* skills. Grenade spammers and n00b tubers need not respond. If you don't know what either of those things are, then you're out. If you don't know the difference between lightweight and lightweight-pro are, you're out. If you haven't prestiged even once, then you're out.

You must be 21 or over. I will ******* card you, and if you're not, then your ******* ass is to the curb. Last time I did this I ended up with a bunch of 12 year olds who got dropped off by their moms, and I had to put the beer away and bust out the ******* kool-aid. My house is not a ******* Chuckie Cheese. I will supply beer and munchies. You can bring weed if you want, but you better have enough for everyone, and it better be good weed and not that Indy ghetto **** .

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