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I want this kind of relationship

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MISSING: Sarah' s sense of humor has vanished today around .
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Sarah - I am PMS' ing on q hours of sleep and you are
texting me about how you can' t wait to "marinade my breasts with
your homemade Alfredo sauce", ..
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Submitted: 03/03/2013
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#31 - esspe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#102 to #31 - bigwhitenigger ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
This was the first thing on this website in a long time that made me fall out of my chair laughing, thank you kind sir!
#103 to #31 - zackmorris (03/04/2013) [-]
Bitches don't know bout my genital.
User avatar #78 to #31 - richardsimonsgot (03/04/2013) [-]
His profile picture was my exact reaction to that conversation
#39 to #31 - archiehicox (03/04/2013) [-]
"Lol i just made my day." - The planet Earth's alpha male
#115 to #19 - dirtyheron ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I was waaaaay off
I was waaaaay off
#74 to #19 - lamarisagoodname (03/04/2013) [-]
Took me a minute to get it, I never watched this show when I was younger
#1 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/03/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this guy a bit.
#38 to #1 - swagbot (03/04/2013) [-]
..........
I... don't get it....

Is this guy serious or just being a very creepy troll?
User avatar #48 to #1 - ddemiddon (03/04/2013) [-]
He makes me want to punch something in the face
User avatar #20 to #1 - catpower (03/03/2013) [-]
I feel so bad for him
#30 to #20 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #184 to #30 - catpower (03/04/2013) [-]
text me
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#149 to #20 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #186 to #149 - catpower (03/04/2013) [-]
hi
#21 to #1 - motherduck (03/03/2013) [-]
he has the same last name as me
#6 to #1 - stijnverheye (03/03/2013) [-]
Alpha as 			****
Alpha as ****
#121 to #1 - creosote (03/04/2013) [-]
Well hey, I guess if you've already 			******		 up as bad as him, you may as well be persistent in hopes that someone caves. In that since, this man is not the biggest beta on earth, but the greatest strategist to ever chisel away at a woman's will power, with one relentless strike after another.
Well hey, I guess if you've already ****** up as bad as him, you may as well be persistent in hopes that someone caves. In that since, this man is not the biggest beta on earth, but the greatest strategist to ever chisel away at a woman's will power, with one relentless strike after another.
#79 to #1 - EdwardNigma (03/04/2013) [-]
DAMN IT, how are we supposed to compete with this guy? He's ******* smoother than silk, cooler than ice, he truly is the epitome of man.
#66 to #1 - timmyyocum (03/04/2013) [-]
This guy is even worse
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#2 to #1 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #1 - anthonyh (03/04/2013) [-]
Worlds biggest beta
User avatar #11 to #1 - yumbero (03/03/2013) [-]
that was just phisicaly painful to read
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#12 to #11 - yutdollacwwwthree has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #1 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU ARE CRYING FRIENDZONE FJers! THIS, IS, WHAT, YOU, LOOK, LIKE! Understaaaaand?!
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#3 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #1 - John Cena (03/03/2013) [-]
I Crynge everytim
User avatar #33 to #1 - peyko (03/04/2013) [-]
any more stories like this one?
#70 to #1 - lamarisagoodname (03/04/2013) [-]
"kk we'll talk about how lovely jemia is"   
   
SWEET BABY JESUS SEND HELP
"kk we'll talk about how lovely jemia is"

SWEET BABY JESUS SEND HELP
#7 to #1 - trandhal ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Everytime I read this I try to convince myself that he's just joking, or his friends took his account or that he is legitimatley autistic or something.   
But I can never really shake away the feeling that he is 100% serious, and that he is the owner of the poorest social skills in existance.
Everytime I read this I try to convince myself that he's just joking, or his friends took his account or that he is legitimatley autistic or something.
But I can never really shake away the feeling that he is 100% serious, and that he is the owner of the poorest social skills in existance.
#10 to #7 - John Cena (03/03/2013) [-]
It would probably be a safe guess that he's actually autistic, judging from his characteristics and physical appearance. (And yes, autistic children have their own "look" just as well as downy children have a "look")
#45 to #42 - nyanpoptart (03/04/2013) [-]
lol I remember this faggot.
User avatar #46 to #45 - peanutbraddle (03/04/2013) [-]
was that the dude's grandpa?
User avatar #51 to #46 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Probably not, it most likely was someone from /b/
User avatar #47 to #46 - nyanpoptart (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't know. I bet it was, though.
Funnier if it wasn't.
#27 - iamtheblackgoat (03/03/2013) [-]
HFW when "homemade Alfredo sauce"
#32 - ChristOnACracker (03/04/2013) [-]
And women have the audacity to say men are not romantic...
And women have the audacity to say men are not romantic...
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#136 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - rebby (03/04/2013) [-]
you want a relationship where you say dirty/funny things to your girlfriend and she bitches about being on her period?
#83 - phanact (03/04/2013) [-]
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I prefer prego
#72 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
"homemade alfredo sauce"
#148 - DrBobsPatient (03/04/2013) [-]
I can see why she's angry. I don't think you can marinade chicken breasts in alfredo sauce.
#137 - mulehouse (03/04/2013) [-]
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#57 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
#49 - schneidend (03/04/2013) [-]
omg wat a pig she needs to dump hs ass and find a reel man
User avatar #80 to #49 - reican ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
^ kinda what every basement sweller on FJ would say.
so you're spot on on many FJ'ers there
User avatar #81 to #80 - reican ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Basement dwellers* but yeah, they are swelling too.
User avatar #56 to #49 - dakkenly (03/04/2013) [-]
Everybody in FML comments. EVER.
#126 - fireabutts (03/04/2013) [-]
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#77 - guidedhandsbitch (03/04/2013) [-]
this fukken guy
#139 - nicoquitemad (03/04/2013) [-]
That is almost older than the internet.
That is almost older than the internet.
User avatar #150 to #139 - spearpwi ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
This is on Facebook...Facebook was invented at least 9 years after the internet was fully commercialized. Just sayin'...
#185 to #150 - nicoquitemad (03/04/2013) [-]
and yet that sauce has been forced upon all kinds of things since the dawn of mankind!
and yet that sauce has been forced upon all kinds of things since the dawn of mankind!
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