Most romantic way to wake up girlfriend

XDXDXDXDXD SO FUNNEH XDXDXDXDXDXD MA GAWD SO FUNN3 XD

UMAD?

Bro, do you not realise I was mocking akumamika. King twat

Thank you for apologising. I forgive you, Just...

I feel sad for the amount of red thumbs your getting
did you have to be so happy

Right? It's like,everyone and Day9 hate happy people.

Most thumbs I've ever got how can I not be happy? Even if they are red :3

OMG I CAN"T BREATHEEEEEE

I mean...I feel bad because I'm incredibly guilty in using XD too often...

so are we thumbing this down because he was amused by something? I like being a buzzkilling fag just as much as the next funnyjunker...but damn guys...

She*

My god that's great. First actual laugh of the day.

Oh shit...While I was laughing...

I accidentally pissed myself.

I feel like a tumblr user because I seriously could not breathe from laughter.

"Dimmy gib you kizzes fow yow moneh?" Price-fucking-less.

Oh my god my sides. That is fucking amazing.

I care.


so when we sexing

3some?

She´s fat.

o god what have i done....i dont want sex with the lochness monster

Ay gurl want sum fuk?

My name is Emily too. But my username is better :3

Thumbed because "sox"

I like sox.


I wear them.

I like sox too. They're good for puppets.

my name is emily as well.
my username is just a modified version of it...


why are we such a common name...?

i have no idea

yer gif is broken man

Don't have sex with that other guy!

do it with me instead.

You

I like you

I see now. I don't know why did didn't get it before. I am quite an ass.

Yepppp

Charlie Horse?

I genuinely have no idea, be gentle.

It's when your leg muscles can't relax. It's quite painful. I've only had one before, and it felt like my muscle was tearing away from my bone.

Oh dear. I have those every morning when I wake up. I've gotten used to them, more or less, but I still begrudge them.

You poor soul. The one experience I had with a Charlie Horse was plenty for me.

Eh. I get to eat turnips afterward, so I'm good.

Also, I was under the impression that what I get is cramped up. I'm assuming a Charlie Horse is basically another name for a leg cramp?

Indeed it is.
According to Wikipedia, it is a North American term. Isn't the world an interesting place with its colloquialisms?

Very true. I like colloquialisms and language in general. It's fun to play around with.

Though it's very easy to get carried away, and then we get people like the worst kind of social activists, the type that will take perfectly normal words like 'equality' and 'rights' and strip them nude, remove all sense and dignity, and send them to whore the streets of language.

I, too, enjoy colloquialisms and language in general. But it is, indeed, too easy to get carried away with it. Taking a word, and making it more colloquial can sometimes completely ruin the original meaning of said word.

He's one romantic son of a bitch

someone tell me what game that is