FUCKING TAMPONS. This would actually make me want to buy them.. prid packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It' s all flowery pink , when ‘you  tampons facebook text post heavy metal bleed metal explosions cannibals
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FUCKING TAMPONS

This would actually make me want to buy them.

prid packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity.
It' s all flowery pink **** , when ‘you could instead feature a bunch of
explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of“ CAN
YOU BLEEH FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE
PA'S/ TAMPONS, 'CAUSE THEY' RE AS
HARDCORE AS YOU ARE."
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EVERY BOX IS PACKAGED A COPY OF
CANNIBAL CUFF' SE' S ALBUM 'THE BLEEDING"
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#3 - radamski (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally"
#6 - noutvissers (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally cracking up"
User avatar #15 - responsibletim (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How about Raining Blood by Slayer?
#22 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bitches ain't know **** about their bodies. Menstruation isn't a goddamn open wound in the uterus, it's a bunch of tissue falling out their vag's. For one thing, it's mostly composed of mucus and vag fluids, not blood and on average there is only 35 mL for the whole time of mentruation.

Menstruation is a bit closer to sneezes with blood in them in your pants.
User avatar #23 to #22 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
They probably know, but it's still funny. I know what menstruation is about and what is coming out and i still make joes like "you shouldn't trust a creature that bleeds for 5 days and not dies".
#30 - mynameislego (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Finally, every man in the world sent out to buy tampons for their wives and girlfriends would know what to buy without standing there for an hour on the phone with there significant other describing the different packages.
#2 - pentol (03/03/2013) [-]
MAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUUUUUUUUFFER!!!
#32 - mrheisenberg (03/04/2013) [-]
I have learned not to trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die.
I have learned not to trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die.
User avatar #18 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
women who are metal enough to be such a demographic care little for hygiene
#9 - graphenz (03/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Hmm am I the only one who doesn't care for Cannibal corpse, I mean the lyrics are just so... pointless and stupid, it's good metal though, but the lyrics bah.
User avatar #27 - unicornmangina (03/03/2013) [-]
i'd buy it
User avatar #16 - heraske ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
AND IF YOU'RE ******* TIRED OF BLEEDING OUT EVERY MONTH, THEN IT'S TIME FOR A FORCED GENDER REASSIGNMENT!
User avatar #45 - BowChickaBowWow (03/04/2013) [-]
Then I wouldn't feel so ashamed when I buy tampons for my wife.
#20 - kiksi (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ain't nobody got time for that!
User avatar #38 - brettyoke (03/04/2013) [-]
Those comments make me feel that Facebook has a hidden Tumblr branch.
User avatar #36 - senseofpurpose (03/04/2013) [-]
lost me at the free album
#35 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
Figuratively cracking up.
User avatar #26 - Yukimora (03/03/2013) [-]
This metal **** is 2deep4me. But I would buy the hell out of those tampons.
#21 - batwill **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
**batwill rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Flex the fapmuscle and check desc! ** MFW literally cracking up.
#19 - methead (03/03/2013) [-]
do people on facebook suffer breathing problems like tumblrs?
User avatar #7 - biggrand (03/03/2013) [-]
i think the new cattle decapitation video showed a tampon being pulled from a chicks vagina
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