FUCKING TAMPONS. This would actually make me want to buy them.. prid packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It' s all flowery pink , when ‘you  tampons facebook text post heavy metal bleed metal explosions cannibals
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FUCKING TAMPONS

FUCKING TAMPONS. This would actually make me want to buy them.. prid packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It' s all flowery pink , when ‘you

This would actually make me want to buy them.

prid packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity.
It' s all flowery pink **** , when ‘you could instead feature a bunch of
explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of“ CAN
YOU BLEEH FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE
PA'S/ TAMPONS, 'CAUSE THEY' RE AS
HARDCORE AS YOU ARE."
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#3 - radamski (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally"
#6 - noutvissers (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Literally cracking up"
User avatar #15 - responsibletim (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How about Raining Blood by Slayer?
#22 - Ken M (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bitches ain't know **** about their bodies. Menstruation isn't a goddamn open wound in the uterus, it's a bunch of tissue falling out their vag's. For one thing, it's mostly composed of mucus and vag fluids, not blood and on average there is only 35 mL for the whole time of mentruation.

Menstruation is a bit closer to sneezes with blood in them in your pants.
User avatar #23 to #22 - syntheticdoll (03/03/2013) [-]
They probably know, but it's still funny. I know what menstruation is about and what is coming out and i still make joes like "you shouldn't trust a creature that bleeds for 5 days and not dies".
#30 - mynameislego (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Finally, every man in the world sent out to buy tampons for their wives and girlfriends would know what to buy without standing there for an hour on the phone with there significant other describing the different packages.
#2 - pentol (03/03/2013) [-]
MAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUFFERMAKETHEMSUUUUUUUUFFER!!!
#32 - mrheisenberg (03/04/2013) [-]
I have learned not to trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die.
I have learned not to trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die.
User avatar #18 - phoenix grinder (03/03/2013) [-]
women who are metal enough to be such a demographic care little for hygiene
User avatar #9 - graphenz ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Hmm am I the only one who doesn't care for Cannibal corpse, I mean the lyrics are just so... pointless and stupid, it's good metal though, but the lyrics bah.
User avatar #27 - unicornmangina (03/03/2013) [-]
i'd buy it
User avatar #16 - heraske (03/03/2013) [-]
AND IF YOU'RE ******* TIRED OF BLEEDING OUT EVERY MONTH, THEN IT'S TIME FOR A FORCED GENDER REASSIGNMENT!
User avatar #45 - BowChickaBowWow (03/04/2013) [-]
Then I wouldn't feel so ashamed when I buy tampons for my wife.
#20 - kiksi (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ain't nobody got time for that!
#42 - mymiddleleg (03/04/2013) [-]
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#41 - Ken M (03/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #3404842 posted by adamsdarkreturn at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
what gets worse?
User avatar #38 - brettyoke (03/04/2013) [-]
Those comments make me feel that Facebook has a hidden Tumblr branch.
User avatar #36 - senseofpurpose (03/04/2013) [-]
lost me at the free album
#5 - Ken M (03/03/2013) [-]
this would also make them less awkward for guys to buy for their girlfriends
"weird, you're buying tampons/pads?"
" **** you my girlfriend is more hardcore than you'll ever be bitch!"
#4 - Ken M (03/03/2013) [-]
With the sound of Slayer - Raining Blood.
#1 - Ken M (03/03/2013) [-]
Why is this not in metal-time?
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