Holmium .'. Pree the tags. A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with
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Holmium .'

Pree the tags

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a weird
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh.
C LI C LI WES:
thisa_ :
srsly.
FUCK
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User avatar #11 - ohthreeeleven (03/03/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Why does everyone on tumblr act so completely blown away by anything slightly ironic?

Im done! You win the internet!
Stfu tumblr
#16 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [-]
In this case, "ionic".
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User avatar #23 - DisgruntledTomato (03/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
How to become a tumblecunt
1) Think of a scenario that only you find amusing
2) Write a nonsensical story about it, in which you come across both witty and intelligent
3) Wait for the brainless drones to reblog and add inane comments "lYke OmG so Done , neED ThIS On MY bloG srS."
4) ????
5) Profit!
User avatar #24 to #23 - garaichu (03/03/2013) [-]
How to become a FunnyJunker;
1: Bitch at everything.
2: Bitch some more.
3: ????
4: Profit.
#3 - geeko (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
your username just gave me cancer.
#36 - Reeon (03/03/2013) [-]
"well , at least I have a girlfriend"

#60 - luquaz (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#4 - retrochris (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dat kid's FW
#88 - spartenfreeman (03/03/2013) [-]
But he still has a girlfriend
#41 - weirddark (03/03/2013) [-]
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#39 - aliksander (03/03/2013) [-]
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
#43 - hoosmcfloop (03/03/2013) [-]
**hoosmcfloop rolled a random image posted in comment #665711 at Friendly ** <-- how gay OP is
User avatar #46 - jibbernut (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Have we become so butthurt that when we see someone else having a good time on the internet it pisses us off?
User avatar #92 - IceViper (03/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
isnt AP chemistry really really fucking hard?
#85 - greenwithenvy (03/03/2013) [-]
What's the chemical symbol for bitchium? Pms
#77 - dtcrawl (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
On the first day of my AP Biology class, my teacher was explaining why instead of working in lab pairs, we would be working in lab triads. She proceeded to say
"Good things come in groups of three"

I said "except the 21st chromosome... that kinda sucks"


My teacher was the only one who laughed
User avatar #47 - admiralamory (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
AP Chemistry...

Geezus fuck, I can't imagine that class. I hated normal, physical science, 8th-9th grade chem, I can't imagine AP Chem.
User avatar #34 - mycatislookingatme (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not usually one to call re-posts, but this was the first thing I ever had on my favorites.

I mean seriously, this was back when ragecomics wern't cancerous.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2952200/Chemical+winning/
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