toast. . The Defibrillator Toaster My mom weak! been annoyed... every I wouldl run we the kitchen "WE' RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP riq' T YOU DIE ON ME, . NURSE, WE NEED lit CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAN!" He' s. bread, dint. Time at ' tartly. T: 15 AM If we : m' t restart his heart , tea meet! JESUS EST. JAM IT! Daddy' s in a butter place new, kids"
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toast

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom weak! been annoyed... every I wouldl run we the
kitchen "WE' RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP
riq' T YOU DIE ON ME, . NURSE, WE NEED lit CCS OF
CREAM CHEESE, STAN!"
He' s. bread, dint.
Time at ' tartly. T: 15 AM
If we : m' t restart his heart , tea meet!
JESUS EST.
JAM IT!
Daddy' s in a butter place new, kids"
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#7 - VaultTechy (03/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
OMG IM DYING LOL THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IM SO FUCKING DONE LOL
#21 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
EAT THE CORPSE
#6 - mrawesomepotato (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, have mercy on my sides. For they have been brutally violated.
Oh jesus, have mercy on my sides. For they have been brutally violated.
User avatar #23 - fnordyy (03/03/2013) [-]
"john is bread"

"no"
#3 - teranin ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
#38 - corzy (03/03/2013) [-]
Pic somewhat related
#19 - agrovar (03/03/2013) [-]
"He's bread, Jim."
fucking lost it.
User avatar #39 - rustlarhymes (03/03/2013) [-]
toast is kill.
#22 - dxlewis (03/03/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that
#13 - justsomechickyo (03/03/2013) [-]
toast!
toast!
#43 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [-]
omgomgomgmogmogomomgomgomg
We should like, repost this every day so it it's always on front page instead of just once a week
#18 - emergence ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
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#33 - ragingflamingos ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
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#14 - fatspartan ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
TOAST!!!
TOAST!!!
#1 - lovrotheunicorn (03/02/2013) [-]
oh boy
User avatar #46 - thedarkestrogue (03/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It looks like only one side gets taosted at a time.
So it takes twice as long, which means I don't get to eat for twice as long.
0/10, would not use that toaster.
#49 - spangle ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - wherethawhitewomen (03/03/2013) [-]
This is like, the third time I've seen this on the front page.
User avatar #37 - corzy (03/03/2013) [-]
Lost it at "He's bread Jim"
#35 - sphinxe (03/03/2013) [-]
The last time I saw this I posted it to my Facebook page.

I had inadvertently began a pun war between my friend and I.
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