Google glasses

no you won't you fucking pussy.

by the time you finished the phrase I'm pretty sure they'll have realized

Voice recognition software, maybe? You'll just end up looking like a retard.

"WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL"

google glasses before they were cool

what if the person likes it, smiles at you in a horny way, grabs you and whispers "tonight I am going to be the horse, and I'm going in dry"

before you run off, yell "email first 50 results to all contacts"

Go ahead. You'll be the one out in public shouting about horse porn.

what will happen to most people who try this before they can finish saying horse fuck

Jokes on you im into that

1. I heard this joke revamped numerous times since they announced "Google Glass".

2. Google more than likely thought of ways to prevent people from doing this, the second the very second they got the greenlight for "Google "Glass".

3.) Of course, there's going to be those ding-dongs that are still going to try it the first day these come out. In the end, they'll just look like a mentally-ill tourettes guy that's yelling profanity for no reason.

or they just say "close all tabs" before they load.
no fuss no muss.

I would start fapping barbarically.

What if they were into beasitiality? I definitely am.

That is.... That is just cruel.

But it is still funny

Jokes on you, you're just opening 50 of the same tabs I already had up

implying i don't like horse fuck.