Japan

>twitching history to make gullible people believe it
'tis the internet

but the mongol governemnt allowed religious freedom so they weren't "atheistic" but the government hadn't adopted a theology

Forgot this

Shh, don't talk about about the japanese, they send their super baby soliders

Hah...
The race with the smaller penis is supposed to be the superior race...
That's funny.

whats your point?

That it's incredibly ironic that Japan would propose this.

Japan behaved as they did during WW2 for pretty much the whole 20th century up to that point. It's not like they just woke up one day in the 40's and decided to commit genocide.

Damn really? Highschool skipped that one apparently...

slaughter/enslave/rape

slaughter/enslave/rape...with tentacles

rape houses/burn women

Exactly in that order.

They didn't rape them. There were wars. You gullible anonyfag.

They did more than invade, they slaughtered men, women and children, raping women and girls, chopping out the fetuses of pregnant women, doing horrible experiments on live people.

Also, Africans sold us Africans. They weren't the only ones that were slaves too

And did we say we were better than them?

That sounds kind of fun actually.

Once you've completely cut ties with your humanity, it probably is a bit of fun.

Eh, I guess that's right. But then again I am not expecting better treatment from my fellow human beings. The world seem to be a rather cold place.

I guess your average Japanese soldier realized everything wrong he had done, and thought to himself "Why bother at this point?"

Yeah. Oh well, a soldier got to serve his/her homeland I guess.

One day we'll pledge allegiance to humanity.

I doubt that will be anytime soon.

Welp, let's hope for a new Roman Empire.

What about the Roman Empire is better than any other empire?
If China, North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela were out of the picture, the US would rule with impunity. I'd honestly prefer US imperialism over the chinese any day...

Eh, there's just the charm of something European.

Eh, why is that? Sure China is a "democracy" and all, but do the people there have it all that bad? They have free healthcare and the nation is on a huge growth.

Chyea, huge, unregulated growth. Most benefits of its' runaway growth goes straight to the communist party, the only political party in China. And China's modernization isn't the prettiest thing in the world, it's not so different from the choking smog and associated pollution of industrial US/Great Britain.
Free healthcare is certainly free, but in no way is quality assured.
The rich still end up getting better healthcare, and any semblance of care is lost with so many that need free healthcare.
Spreading the wealth is fine, as long as there is wealth to spread.

Eh, it has to start somewhere, doesn't it? I am sure it'll even out after a while.

And then there's China's huge, aging population that's dipping into its' forties and fifties, and very few One-Child children to take care of all of them in the coming decades.

Eh, it's their problem

I still want a second Roman Empire.

Are you two quite done?

Of course, the fact that anyone would want a second Roman Empire while not being italian raises more questions still.

Romans are not italians. They spoke Latin.

I suppose we are.

And even further down the road; we'll pledge allegiance to sentient existence/beings.

I had a urge to mentally try it.

That's a pretty high quality gif. for one that long.

My history teacher told us that was intentional. Japan planned to attack just as the message arrived just so they could say it wasn't a sucker punch. I don't really know for sure, but just sharing what I've heard.

Just looked it up, and it seems as though we were both half right. They originally wanted to wait 30 minutes after the U.S. got the message then attack, but the attack happened before the message was delivered. The army and navy didn't even want to notify the U.S. though. I'm on spring break, so no more education for me right now

(In your most asian accent imaginable) "Oh mai ghoodness, wi sucka pantsed Amurikah?! We ah so sorreh. We wirr aporogize rater aftah we butchah and rape these Chinese and Filipino people."

For for the gosh darn censorship.

i agree with you on the porn, except for that one with the vagina monster

What?! That's disgusting!!!.

you don't happen to have a link for that, do you?

i only got a link to the gif , im actually sure if its a whole porno, http://gelbooru. com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1520141

KILL IT WITH A MOTHERFUCKING ATOM BOMB

not sure*

Strategically thinking, South-east asia had vast resources Japan needed (Up untill that point there were getting them from the US but we cut off the supply) Also The US pacific fleet was the biggest threat to Japan at the time so they blew it up beforeit could blow up countless stuff (But then we nuked them at the end)

Yeah it was strategically sound indeed. By launching a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, Japan was able to secure resources and crippled US navy presence in the pacific. 2 birds in 1 stone right? But what's all the war crime for? All that rape, torture, and other inhuman acts on civilians. Part of their strategy? If it was, then it was only karmic justice that they got nuked....TWICE

you can't have a sneak attack when the Australians told them they were coming, false flag attack maybe

I know my history well.

And executed thousands and considered the people of Iwo Jima to be an "inferior race". Nice to see someone on funnyjunk who knows some history.

Yeah history, good times.

**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Diglett attack ** These fuckers thumb you down for no reason, also for those who care to check up on the claim, read the rape of nanking.

The rape of Nanking was one of the more brutal events of the early 20th century, yet most people don't even know about it

also

When it comes to war, no one is innocent.
Not even the kid crying in the corner with a teddy bear in hand as the military knock down their down to take mommy and daddy away to never be seen again.

knock down their door*

3 words: Rape of Nanking

who hasnt had their fair share of rape and pillaging, i know i havent.

not so much sided with hitler, just retaliated militarily against Roosevelt's crippling sanctions and support of imperial china, giving the americans the attack they wanted, thereby turning public opinion in favour of an unpopular foreign war

Both allies and central powers/axis were dicks. The central powers/axis were just bigger dicks.

I dunno. I think the Italians were pretty harmless. Give them pasta and tell them to go take a siesta.

Being a dick is human nature.
It's just that some are bigger dicks than others.

It just so happens the biggest dicks go hand in hand with the biggest assholes.