I got the power. I always wanted to learn how to backflip. I would do it all the time, at the randomest moment. I also like pickles in my jam sandwich. Mmmm pic
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I always wanted to learn how to backflip. I would do it all the time, at the randomest moment. I also like pickles in my jam sandwich. Mmmm pickles

How To become a superhero
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#25 - meanee (03/03/2013) [-]
Thor is a god whom aquired Mjölnir because loke, cut Thors wife, Sif's hair, and wanted loke to make her some new hair out of gold or Thor would kill him. Loke went to some dwarves for help and they made some epic items among the the golden hair for Sif, the spear Gugner for Odin, and Mjölnir for Thor.    
   
For the record Thor is a god from nordic mythology, not an american action hero...
Thor is a god whom aquired Mjölnir because loke, cut Thors wife, Sif's hair, and wanted loke to make her some new hair out of gold or Thor would kill him. Loke went to some dwarves for help and they made some epic items among the the golden hair for Sif, the spear Gugner for Odin, and Mjölnir for Thor.

For the record Thor is a god from nordic mythology, not an american action hero...
#23 - alucardshellhound (03/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - Loppytaffy (03/03/2013) [-]
Be bros with the gods. (Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman etc)
#19 - romdadon (03/03/2013) [-]
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#17 - fubmageren (03/03/2013) [-]
If you find mjølner, you wouldn't even be able to use it.
User avatar #15 - vorigito (03/03/2013) [-]
For the record Thor's Hammer is called Mjolnir.
User avatar #20 to #15 - honkan (03/03/2013) [-]
I was going to correct you, saying it was Mjölnir, then I learned that Marvel actually changed it to Mjolnir. Those lazy ***** .
User avatar #26 to #20 - vorigito (03/04/2013) [-]
Well I knew it was Mjölnir but I was too much of a lazy **** to make it like that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tacomanofthenorth (03/03/2013) [-]
ive learned something today. Thank you
#14 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Every time I see this post, I think: "Well, Nightcrawler is one of the worst examples for mutats, because he's not exactly one". And you know how many times I have thought that? Way too many. **** you and your reposts, ****** .
#13 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
You're forgeting "Be reeeaaaally rich"
User avatar #12 - XboxJunky (03/03/2013) [-]
Does anybody know how tall Tony Stark is? And if the Iron Man suit adds to that?
#22 to #12 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Marvel Comics :
Without armour 6’1”
With armour 6’6”
Movie!verse :
Without Armour 5'8"
With armour : 6'0"
User avatar #24 to #22 - XboxJunky (03/03/2013) [-]
Wow, huge.
#11 - harryboom ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
get some jewelry of a corpse
#10 - chicoloko (03/03/2013) [-]
Or be an alien
#9 - apelo (03/03/2013) [-]
The totally unoriginal guide to becoming a hero -Extra Generic Edition
#8 - biggrand (03/03/2013) [-]
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how i got my super powers
User avatar #7 - dunmerforlife (03/03/2013) [-]
"Find the Thor's hammer"
User avatar #4 - stcronin (03/03/2013) [-]
Not just your parents dying but inheriting Bill Gates wealth.
#3 - masdercheef (03/03/2013) [-]
Gama radiation?
#2 - vegetatheprince (03/03/2013) [-]
Or you know, just be a badass from the minute you're born.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Vpirate ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Alien*
User avatar #18 to #6 - notsureifanon (03/03/2013) [-]
badass alien*
#1 - MrDrDetCashew (03/02/2013) [-]
Find "the Thor's hammer" **** .
User avatar #5 to #1 - Mahazama (03/03/2013) [-]
More liek:

1. Be ************ Thor.
2. Find Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.
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