I got the power. I always wanted to learn how to backflip. I would do it all the time, at the randomest moment. I also like pickles in my jam sandwich. Mmmm pickles. How To become a superhero
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I got the power

I always wanted to learn how to backflip. I would do it all the time, at the randomest moment. I also like pickles in my jam sandwich. Mmmm pickles

How To become a superhero
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#1 - MrDrDetCashew (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Find "the Thor's hammer" fuck.
#2 - vegetatheprince (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or you know, just be a badass from the minute you're born.
#19 - romdadon (03/03/2013) [-]
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#17 - fubmageren (03/03/2013) [-]
If you find mjølner, you wouldn't even be able to use it.
#11 - harryboom (03/03/2013) [-]
get some jewelry of a corpse
#25 - meanee (03/03/2013) [-]
Thor is a god whom aquired Mjölnir because loke, cut Thors wife, Sif's hair, and wanted loke to make her some new hair out of gold or Thor would kill him. Loke went to some dwarves for help and they made some epic items among the the golden hair for Sif, the spear Gugner for Odin, and Mjölnir for Thor.    
   
For the record Thor is a god from nordic mythology, not an american action hero...
Thor is a god whom aquired Mjölnir because loke, cut Thors wife, Sif's hair, and wanted loke to make her some new hair out of gold or Thor would kill him. Loke went to some dwarves for help and they made some epic items among the the golden hair for Sif, the spear Gugner for Odin, and Mjölnir for Thor.

For the record Thor is a god from nordic mythology, not an american action hero...
#13 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [-]
You're forgeting "Be reeeaaaally rich"
#10 - chicoloko (03/03/2013) [-]
Or be an alien
#8 - biggrand (03/03/2013) [-]
**biggrand rolled a random comment #937140 posted by djflutterpony at Friendly ** :
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how i got my super powers
#3 - masdercheef (03/03/2013) [-]
Gama radiation?
User avatar #15 - vorigito (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
For the record Thor's Hammer is called Mjolnir.
User avatar #12 - XboxJunky (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does anybody know how tall Tony Stark is? And if the Iron Man suit adds to that?
User avatar #21 - Loppytaffy (03/03/2013) [-]
Be bros with the gods. (Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman etc)
#9 - apelo (03/03/2013) [-]
The totally unoriginal guide to becoming a hero -Extra Generic Edition
User avatar #7 - dunmerforlife (03/03/2013) [-]
"Find the Thor's hammer"
User avatar #4 - stcronin (03/03/2013) [-]
Not just your parents dying but inheriting Bill Gates wealth.
#23 - alucardshellhound (03/03/2013) [-]
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#14 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [-]
Every time I see this post, I think: "Well, Nightcrawler is one of the worst examples for mutats, because he's not exactly one". And you know how many times I have thought that? Way too many. Fuck you and your reposts, faggot.
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