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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - gilliam
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shepard is once quoted saying "i think my translator just glitched"

'nuff said
User avatar #108 to #8 - sao
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That's awesome, but when does he say that? I don't remember it?
User avatar #111 to #108 - sao
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According to people on the internet, there is a conversation that goes something like this..

Thane: " . . . ., Siha"
FShepard: "I'm sorry, what did you just call me? I think my translator just glitched."
User avatar #113 to #108 - hanabro
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Talking to Thane. If I remember correctly, you only get the line with a female Shepard, and the word Thane uses is "Siha." He just tells you, "Someday, I'll tell you what it means."
#11 - felixjarl
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Each omni tool is equipped with a translator. In one of the games you can overhear a conversation where some people complain about a turian who refuses to turn on his translator.
Each omni tool is equipped with a translator. In one of the games you can overhear a conversation where some people complain about a turian who refuses to turn on his translator.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ChronoBoost
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I think that was the games salesman on the Citadel, complaining when Batarians refuse to use auto-translators.
#13 to #12 - felixjarl
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Or what this guy said, been a while.
Or what this guy said, been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ChronoBoost
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Yeah, just finished my second playthrough of ME2
#41 to #12 - fargone
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It was a Batarian.
#20 - waffies
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how is the tank hovering?   
   
IT'S THE ******* MAKO
how is the tank hovering?

IT'S THE ******* MAKO
User avatar #102 to #20 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I miss the Mako. I had so much fun on those missions.
#103 to #102 - waffies
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I was shocked when the Hammerhead missions were so sub-par by comparison, and then there was NOTHING even similar in the third!
I was shocked when the Hammerhead missions were so sub-par by comparison, and then there was NOTHING even similar in the third!
#106 to #103 - nigeltheoutlaw
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******* game.
#109 to #106 - waffies
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First game had  tank, second game had hovertank.   
   
I wanted a damn gunship in the third, with some missions where you have to fly around pursuing smaller reapers, shooting bits off of them
First game had tank, second game had hovertank.

I wanted a damn gunship in the third, with some missions where you have to fly around pursuing smaller reapers, shooting bits off of them
#112 to #109 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Oh my god, that would have been amazing. It's the evolution of the Mako into a god damned aircraft.
Oh my god, that would have been amazing. It's the evolution of the Mako into a god damned aircraft.
User avatar #5 - pentol
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the codecs in the first game explained a lot of theese. if they were introduced late in the game, it would be the worst deux ex machina ever, but in the first game, it was brilliant. shame they had to retcon parts of it for the seccond game, that ruined lots of my enjoyment.
User avatar #6 to #5 - pentol
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akso, the infinite ammo isn't infinitem it's just close to it, because the guns use a small amount of metal for every shot, which is accellerated by railgun principles, and then has it's mass increased by the EZO
User avatar #19 to #6 - Bion
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The "clip" is actually a good sized block of metal (whatever kind they use), and the gun shaves off a tiny wedge, which it then shoots. This causes a lot of friction, and hence why guns have "heat" in the first game. In the second and third, "thermal clips" are used to drain the heat immediately, without having to cool down.

I thought this idea was ******* ingenious.
User avatar #62 to #19 - srskate
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I thought the idea was stupid.

There is never a situation that calls for a sniper that can't fire.
User avatar #145 to #62 - pentol
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and for some reason the biotic implants now couldn't handle firing up powers in rapid succession. while this made everything more balanced and made sure you couldn't just kill bosses with 2 biotics blasting every power they had in 2 secs, it also made biotics super boring, and it forced you to play gears of war, instead of "dragon-age:origins-in-space"
User avatar #148 to #145 - srskate
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As a biotic in ME2, i liked my biotics. They were still useful.
User avatar #152 to #148 - pentol
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but you couldn't blast some poor spacemonkey into oblivion by having 3 biotics blast 5 abilities each, before he even lifted off the ground.
User avatar #153 to #152 - srskate
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I honestly think I missed out because I never abused biotics like that in ME1.

I did, however, abuse the hell out of explosive rounds and the mako.
good times
User avatar #154 to #153 - pentol
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the mako is so misunderstood. the it could scale every single mountain (at least that i found) and could mariostomp the **** outa enemies. people just sucked at controlling it.
User avatar #155 to #154 - srskate
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I know!!!
Best ******* vehicle ever!
Although, one time, just to **** around, i tried killing a thresher maw without the mako, it was hard.
User avatar #7 to #6 - gilliam
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yep, the amunition bloks or pellet reservoirs are refilled between missions by the gunnery chief. the quantities can almost never be used up in a single mission.
#28 - markowuzhere
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one man to unite them all
#21 - therealtotodile
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Tali is best love interest.
#22 to #21 - tankerdude
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agreed
#24 to #21 - Arkkath
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Tali is absolutely the best.
User avatar #29 to #24 - redrex
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I may or may not have accidently killed her and chose the Geth... i am a bad person but... robots are cool
User avatar #65 to #29 - Arkkath
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On my first playthrough of ME3, I played it without importing my ME2 saved game just because I wanted to see the differences between the two and I ended up choosing the Geth as well (didn't know that Tali would suicide).

Second playthrough I imported my perfect game from ME2 and things went much smoother. The only thing I didn't like was that the romance scenes with Tali are kind of lame compared to other characters.

Still one of my favourite characters from the series though.
User avatar #44 to #29 - IamEllis
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i manged to save both but if it came down to it, i would choose the geth, they are more useful, and quarians were dicks to them
User avatar #46 to #44 - redrex
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how do you save both? it came down to either give the geth free will, which kills the quarians, or don't, which allows the quarian fleet to crush the geth
User avatar #64 to #46 - jurple
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you gotta have nearly full paragon to save both.
User avatar #66 to #64 - IamEllis
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nah, there is an option to do it with renegade
User avatar #67 to #66 - jurple
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or that side too. i've never played renegade before so i never had that option to do the renegade part.
User avatar #50 to #46 - IamEllis
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Like i told quarians no to go to war, I rewrote the geth heretics, proved tali innocent without ruining her dad's reputation, and more
User avatar #49 to #46 - IamEllis
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look up the video on youtube. You have to have high enougb reputation and make the right choices in ME 3 and ME 2
User avatar #27 to #21 - caelmercurius
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I recently lost Tali on Mass Effect 3.

And Legion. Which I was more sad about.
#59 to #27 - varrlegrimscythe
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you will be missed dance god.
you will be missed dance god.
User avatar #34 to #27 - pukki
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When I lost Tali in ME3. I had to put the game down for a sec. She wasn't even my love interest but still....
User avatar #142 to #34 - caelmercurius
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I'm trying to stay Renegade, so I couldn't press the Paragon button prompt. I just sat there and watched her die, knowing I could have prevented it.
User avatar #36 to #21 - ChronoBoost
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I prefer Jack, I guess I don't like awkward, reminds me too much of myself.
User avatar #45 to #21 - IamEllis
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i thought of tali as the femal version of me, which is why I liked her....except I dont live in a bubble suit
#47 to #45 - therealtotodile
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Why don't you? Has your buddy Keith done it yet?
Why don't you? Has your buddy Keith done it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - IamEllis
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ACTUALLY, that reminds me of this one time mah buddeh keith and Ifound this bubble suit right? Dont ask where he got it, hehe. Anyways we put him inside and started to roll him down a hill. Now the only problem is, Keith didnt know how to stop and eventually kept rolling until he got on to the highway! Keith rolled through 6 lanes of oncomming traffic during rush-hour, MAN was it awesome! The doctor said like he broke over nintey percent of the bones in his body!
#51 to #48 - therealtotodile
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I love you. No homo...
I love you. No homo...
#55 to #21 - leveltwowizard
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I could never bring myself to go through with a Tali romance because I always saw her as the little sister of the team, especially in ME1. LiaraxFemshep master race.
User avatar #76 to #21 - zoidz
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Sadly Tali cant get with Fem. Shepard....Got Liara for all 3 playthroughs. Might start a male Shep to get her romance...
#79 to #76 - lifetime
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You can romance Liara as femshep in the Mass Effect?!
User avatar #80 to #79 - zoidz
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Yeah, she's the only bi aside from Ashley. (left her to die for being ultra racist in ME1), then there is Jack but for fem shep it cant be serious, just a 1 night stand, then on ME2 there is your email girl she's lesbian.
User avatar #92 to #21 - crazehtoast
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All these stories I hear of her dying, but I saved her by convincing her that the Geth would be better off helping them.
ParagonShep4life
#69 - simplescience
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#60 - ninjabadger
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But can mass effect explain why Legion is such an awesome badass?
#130 to #60 - plantisgenious
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He's Geth, nuff' said
#58 - varrlegrimscythe
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User avatar #56 - aussiepridevil
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also if you read up on the ingame codex all guns have a magazine of solid metal, the gun chips a very small amount of metal of the top then shoots the shred of metal at incredible speeds.

hence one magazine can last a few thousand rounds of firing, so with this logic you can safely bet on the crew changing their mags at the end of each mission. hence "infinite ammo"