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User avatar #8 - gilliam (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
shepard is once quoted saying "i think my translator just glitched"

'nuff said
#11 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Each omni tool is equipped with a translator. In one of the games you can overhear a conversation where some people complain about a turian who refuses to turn on his translator.
Each omni tool is equipped with a translator. In one of the games you can overhear a conversation where some people complain about a turian who refuses to turn on his translator.
#20 - waffies (03/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
how is the tank hovering?   
   
IT'S THE 						*******					 MAKO
how is the tank hovering?

IT'S THE ******* MAKO
#5 - pentol (03/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
the codecs in the first game explained a lot of theese. if they were introduced late in the game, it would be the worst deux ex machina ever, but in the first game, it was brilliant. shame they had to retcon parts of it for the seccond game, that ruined lots of my enjoyment.
#6 to #5 - pentol (03/02/2013) [-]
akso, the infinite ammo isn't infinitem it's just close to it, because the guns use a small amount of metal for every shot, which is accellerated by railgun principles, and then has it's mass increased by the EZO
#28 - markowuzhere (03/02/2013) [-]
one man to unite them all
#21 - therealtotodile (03/02/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Tali is best love interest.
#69 - simplescience (03/03/2013) [-]
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#60 - ninjabadger (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But can mass effect explain why Legion is such an awesome badass?
#58 - varrlegrimscythe (03/03/2013) [-]
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#107 - jackpott ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If the vocal translator thing is true then how come their mouths move like they're speaking English?
User avatar #56 - aussiepridevil (03/03/2013) [-]
also if you read up on the ingame codex all guns have a magazine of solid metal, the gun chips a very small amount of metal of the top then shoots the shred of metal at incredible speeds.

hence one magazine can last a few thousand rounds of firing, so with this logic you can safely bet on the crew changing their mags at the end of each mission. hence "infinite ammo"
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2013) [-]
No, they can understand each other because of universal translators in their omnitools, which, (SURPRISE) works by suspending miniaturized processors and fabricators in a MASS EFFECT FIELD!!!!
#85 - junkinator (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is that a Bear at a bar? Nope, just Mass Effect
User avatar #71 - rbpwn (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The Salarians and the Asari Created Translators when they met, and have been adapting them since (From what I can piece together)
The Translators are either cranial implants standardized by Colonies, Spacer crews and the Armies of each sentient race

The Vorcha probably don't need them, though
User avatar #4 - slandersalamander (03/02/2013) [-]
Read the codices. They have translators in their suits.
User avatar #37 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mass effect can sort of be likened to The Force... which I guess makes biotics Jedis.
The hyper-lightspeed thing is because the Ezo (Element Zero) in the core can reduce the ship's mass down to that of a... very tiny object... so yes, E=mc^2. They produce enough energy to propel that very tiny object faster than light, now that it's so much simpler.
The guns, however, do not have infinite ammo because of a mass effect field or whatever. Instead, the ammo is a small block of metal inside the gun. Each time the trigger is pulled, a computer in the gun calculates how much of that block to shave off based on distance to the target and the target's shielding. More advanced computers can also take into account wind-speed and humidity and such. The guns propel the shots like a railgun.

TL:DR FICTIONAL CANONICAL SCIENCE BITCH!
#2 - highclassbean (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #122 - mummyslittlebitch (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Translators in the omni-tools. Do you even read the codex, bro?
#87 - wantabeer (03/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've never played any of the mass effect games, but this sudden rush of information and this "mass effect" field seems really interesting.
User avatar #101 to #90 - heywhatsthat (03/03/2013) [-]
oh.
i thought it was real.
User avatar #38 - oodlesandoodles (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Translators bruh.

Thane: Thank you for listening, siha

Femshep: I think my translator just glitched. What did you call me?
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