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My whole life has been a lie

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Submitted: 03/01/2013
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#56 - obliquezombie (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This...

might have been the worst-edited post I have ever seen.
User avatar #2 - wickkles (03/02/2013) [+] (28 replies)
From what I remember in Titanic, there was room for both of them but the door or whatever she was on would sink because of their combined weight. Reason he wouldn't get on.
User avatar #134 - seniorpokeman (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
First one:
Humpty Dumpty was a British Cannon.
It was the largest cannon they had, and it sat on top of a massive wall. When the wall was hit, Humpty Dumpty fell, and it's frame shattered against the ground. The King's men tried using their horses to gather the pieces, and pull them up to the top of a new wall, but they were unable to fix it. Either the horses weren't strong enough to move the massive pieces, or they weren't able to properly put them back together, because the frame was cracked. Don't remember which.

Now let's review:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall—
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall—
and all the kings horses; and all the kings men;
couldn't put Humpty together again—
#22 - fellthatsexydrop (03/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME!
User avatar #68 to #22 - admiralen ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
its a cutscene from battletoads
#82 - WillWalrus (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
********					, PLUTO IS A PLANET
******** , PLUTO IS A PLANET
#326 - patofeliz (03/02/2013) [-]
The blue side truly erases pen. It destroys your page, and allows you to write in a completely new blank hole.
User avatar #59 - leed (03/02/2013) [-]
The blue side really does erase the pen, along with the whole bloody paper!
User avatar #35 - destaice (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks there was room for two people on the door never passed physics class.

BUOYANCY. It's not that there wasn't enough room, it's that there wasn't even force to keep the door afloat with two on top of it.

Maybe you could try actually watching the movie too, because Leo does try to get on the door, and it starts sinking.
#74 - pianoasis (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#155 - levye (03/02/2013) [-]
i like funny signs
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#229 - murrlogic (03/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
HEY GUYS!

I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE!

ITS CALLED WATERSHIP DOWN!
#184 - turretbuddy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Was it just me that always knew Mario hit it with his hand?
Was it just me that always knew Mario hit it with his hand?
#309 - jaketasticness (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
some faggot just put together a bunch of "mind = blown" comps that I've already seen on this site into one long post?...

Not impressed
#106 - crazyolitis (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#62 - echobase (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
AWW YISSS CURSIVE
AWW YISSS CURSIVE
#261 - paintblaster (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Humpty dumpty was actually a cannon. Makes sense if you think about it.
#242 - leuser (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't watched the Fox and the Hound in years...

Still a feel punched me... or it's just dust in my eyes... a lot of dust...
#142 - zeedeveel (03/02/2013) [-]
Ecept these days, a two year old hands you his real iPhone.
#43 - lesmiserables (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've seen the 3rd one ("No, no, no, finger prints") before and I remember understanding it, but now I just can't. Can anyone call me a recent homosexual and a black male and explain me?
MFW
User avatar #48 to #43 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [-]
You noob faggot ******


Finger Prince

Finger - prints.

The full scene is =
"Find prints"(Sounds like Prince)
"Found him"
"No... FINGER prints"
"I dont think so"
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