Rollie Pollies. . Fun Facts: The official name of a "Rollie Pollie" er "Pill bug" is As in "armadillo", a relation to the way both creatures roll up in armored balls as a defense mechanism) Pill bugs are crustaceans, not insects, They breathe through gills (but will not survive while completely submerged in water) They don' t urinate They can drink with their anus They eat their earn feces When sick, they turn bright blue Their blood is blue They can drink with
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Rollie Pollies

Fun Facts:
The official name of a "Rollie Pollie" er "Pill bug" is
As in "armadillo", a relation to the way
both creatures roll up in armored balls as a defense
mechanism)
Pill bugs are crustaceans, not insects,
They breathe through gills (but will not survive while
completely submerged in water)
They don' t urinate
They can drink with their anus
They eat their earn feces
When sick, they turn bright blue
Their blood is blue
They can drink with their anus
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#18 - bitchesloveleavess **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I want to see a sick one!
I want to see a sick one!
#7 - jftremblay (03/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"Their blood is blue"

"They can drink with their anus"
#8 - europeanswallow (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Armadillidiidae"
#79 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They were sick the whole time.. and nobody stopped to ask them if they needed anything.
#111 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"But I drink from there!"
#174 - ShamaLlama (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"But Onii chan....I drink from there."
#103 - HomerSimpson (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to eat these things
#136 - rambearclaw (03/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Also available in extra large
#49 - thesovereigngrave (03/02/2013) [-]
Well, the image isn't a pill bug, it's a similar looking species of millipede.
#140 - lasmamoe ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Armadillidiidae
#154 - antistar (03/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Did someone order an extra-large?
#153 - freddyhollensen (03/02/2013) [-]
If I've learned anything from bear Grylls...
#122 - pellonpoika ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
People have the ability to drink with their anuses too!
User avatar #5 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who calls them woodlice?
#105 - fjvoodoo (03/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I got dared to eat one of these things when I was 5 or 6. I ate it, puked, and have now developed an irrational fear of crunchy insects. Fucking cicadas man. I can't stand them. Haven't seen one of these things since. Probably because they don't fly and I don't play in the dirt anymore after that incident. But FUCKING CICADAS!
#16 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2013) [-]
"They are cherished among children, who in keep them in captivity in zip locks or in the refidgerator. This is not the appropriate habitat." - via wikipedia

Made my 3:00 am
#117 - alvaroxd (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I also can drink with my anus
User avatar #127 - DisgruntledTomato (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We call them woodlice. What raving nigger named it a "rollie pollie" you wouldn't name a bird a flight.
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