Moms Logic. . GETS VIRUS " Milli, will run. When I tell my mom that internet explorer is slowing down the computer she asks me how I know google chrome isn't slowing it down.
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#24 - thelordofrepost (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When I tell my mom that internet explorer is slowing down the computer she asks me how I know google chrome isn't slowing it down.
#37 - mattdoggy (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>at friends house watching youtube videos   
>he has a desktop covered completely with links to Internet explorer webpages   
>the poor thing is slow and virus ridden, i would have put it out of its misery if i had the chance   
>i pretend i don't notice, like if someone had a special family member or something   
>it actually crashes in the first minute and we have to restart it   
>we eventually get to the internet explorer to watch youtube because "shinny(chrome) and the fox in flames are viruses"   
>we get half way through the video and his mom walks in and takes the laptop out of his lap   
>"you are just downloading more viruses and giving away more of our information, they can steal our credit cards you know"   
>he tries to defend how it works and i try to back him up but  she says she knows computers   
>not 10 minutes later she is talking about how she downloading free mouse icons and smiley face icons for facebook   
>by the end of the day the computer had crashed for good and it wasn't worth fixing   
>my friend got grounded and i wasn't allowed near their computers again   
>mfw to him and his laptop
>at friends house watching youtube videos
>he has a desktop covered completely with links to Internet explorer webpages
>the poor thing is slow and virus ridden, i would have put it out of its misery if i had the chance
>i pretend i don't notice, like if someone had a special family member or something
>it actually crashes in the first minute and we have to restart it
>we eventually get to the internet explorer to watch youtube because "shinny(chrome) and the fox in flames are viruses"
>we get half way through the video and his mom walks in and takes the laptop out of his lap
>"you are just downloading more viruses and giving away more of our information, they can steal our credit cards you know"
>he tries to defend how it works and i try to back him up but she says she knows computers
>not 10 minutes later she is talking about how she downloading free mouse icons and smiley face icons for facebook
>by the end of the day the computer had crashed for good and it wasn't worth fixing
>my friend got grounded and i wasn't allowed near their computers again
>mfw to him and his laptop
User avatar #14 - spearpwi (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Get your own computer...
#2 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
#33 - stonermatt (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What i'm saying   
"Haha......Yeah mom......i was downloading games......"   
   
What i'm thinking   
"Oh god DON'T FIND THE PORN!"   
   
<- MFW

What i'm saying
"Haha......Yeah mom......i was downloading games......"

What i'm thinking
"Oh god DON'T FIND THE PORN!"

<- MFW





User avatar #22 - rocksteady (03/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This isn't mom logic

This is Women logic...get married see what happens.
User avatar #29 to #22 - elricmiless (03/02/2013) [-]
good thing i'm gay
User avatar #51 - katypower (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Mom blames Minecraft for Virus
>I get pissed
>Take computer buy her a laptop
>Clear the computer, re-download minecraft
>3 months later her laptop crashed
>''See motherfucker? I told you Notch was innocent!''
#13 - topheavymonkeyy (03/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My Mom does this still, even though I live in America and she still lives in the UK, I have a Gaming PC and she has a Packard Bell...   
   
She blames all the 'Torrents and emulators'... They were songs and TF2 -.-
My Mom does this still, even though I live in America and she still lives in the UK, I have a Gaming PC and she has a Packard Bell...

She blames all the 'Torrents and emulators'... They were songs and TF2 -.-
#89 - Jameshaich (03/02/2013) [-]
> Dad buys shitty £150 notebook laptop
> Runs like a bitch. windows XP (He bought this last summer)
> I used it a few times, runs too slow to handle a Gameboy emulator.
> Save up and buy my own laptop. runs fine
> Dad blames me every time the laptop runs slow because my gameboy emu was a virus apparently.
> Too slow to even run a virus scan
mfw
#16 - vexaton (03/02/2013) [-]
My mother yelled the fuck out of my brother when IE was turning so slow after he installed chrome. MFW she didn't realise chrome was faster, and going back sucks.
#25 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
#95 - kierano (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> Me on computer, Mum asks to go on, I reluctantly say yes
> Open up new tab on Chrome for her
> She closes the Chrome window losing me all my work
> Opens IE which slows the computer down to half-fuck speed
> "Why isn't the computer working?" Says mum
> "Beacuse IE is slow as shit"
> "No it's not, it's all those games you play on here"
>MFW
#102 - JosephDecreux (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;help my mum out by deleting all the varies toolbars and search engines she aquired.   
&gt;Torrent a few antivirus' for her and download adblock   
&gt;Let her have her laptop back   
&gt;*1 month later* after she has fucked it all up again: 'I knew i shouldnt' of let you 'fix my laptop! You downloaded all these new things that have broken my laptop. Why did you have to intervene? i was happy using internet explorer and my toolbars to surf'   
&gt;MFW
>help my mum out by deleting all the varies toolbars and search engines she aquired.
>Torrent a few antivirus' for her and download adblock
>Let her have her laptop back
>*1 month later* after she has fucked it all up again: 'I knew i shouldnt' of let you 'fix my laptop! You downloaded all these new things that have broken my laptop. Why did you have to intervene? i was happy using internet explorer and my toolbars to surf'
>MFW
User avatar #84 - gragasvlad ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
now I want to know why some one let's their mother close to the computer
User avatar #17 - fuzzum (03/02/2013) [-]
Yep every fucking time. -they- et a vrius/Ttojan/ad-malware type shit "Why do you download things you always do this"


Right the fact you can't tell that a 45kb virus, labeled as a song, isn't wrong, no it's my games that magically give the computer viruses.
#124 - gustaviaable ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
&gt;Playing cracked Minecraft with friend   
&gt;Using Hamachi   
&gt;Friends computer broke becaus his fan stopped working   
&gt;His mom blames it on Hamachi and don't let him install it again   
&gt;MFW I try to convince her it was not Hamachi's fault
>Playing cracked Minecraft with friend
>Using Hamachi
>Friends computer broke becaus his fan stopped working
>His mom blames it on Hamachi and don't let him install it again
>MFW I try to convince her it was not Hamachi's fault
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User avatar #30 to #26 - breakfastskippa (03/02/2013) [-]
Are you like 13?
#69 - jamhamington (03/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my mum refuses to let me download chrome for her on her laptop, she doesn't even have a reason for saying no, it's fucking ridiculous, mfw
my mum refuses to let me download chrome for her on her laptop, she doesn't even have a reason for saying no, it's fucking ridiculous, mfw
#111 - Kittehh (03/02/2013) [+] (19 replies)
&gt;Little brother's laptop completely crashes. All is lost. He has no idea why.   
&gt;Mom is nice enough to lend him hers.   
&gt;Mom's laptop starts to have issues (slow, not working very well, etc.).   
&gt;Mom walks into brother's room to get laptop after he had fallen asleep.   
&gt;Finds porn pulled up.   
&gt;Mom: AAHHHH! OHGODOHGODOHGOD.   
&gt;Still lets him borrow it once in a while.   
&gt;Mom's laptop completely crashes. All is lost.   
&gt;Mom: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED ALL THOSE GAMES ON MY LAPTOP. IT WAS FINE BEFORE THOSE GAMES. NO WONDER YOURS CRASHED.   
&gt;Me: wut. ಠ___ಠ
>Little brother's laptop completely crashes. All is lost. He has no idea why.
>Mom is nice enough to lend him hers.
>Mom's laptop starts to have issues (slow, not working very well, etc.).
>Mom walks into brother's room to get laptop after he had fallen asleep.
>Finds porn pulled up.
>Mom: AAHHHH! OHGODOHGODOHGOD.
>Still lets him borrow it once in a while.
>Mom's laptop completely crashes. All is lost.
>Mom: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED ALL THOSE GAMES ON MY LAPTOP. IT WAS FINE BEFORE THOSE GAMES. NO WONDER YOURS CRASHED.
>Me: wut. ಠ___ಠ
#19 - thatmexican (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my friend won't let me download pics on his computer because he thinks he will get a virus...
#39 to #19 - ellbandito (03/02/2013) [-]
its like, you are me
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