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Damn Right!
Uploaded by: pellonpoika
Awesome status! If this has been posted already, send a link and i'll delete.
The pope quit, a meteor fell on Russia, an
asteroid came close to earth, there' s snow
in Arizona, star was and star trek have the
same director! Who the fitĀ»: is playing
Like . Comment I Share achso C) 2
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asteroid came close to earth, there' s snow
in Arizona, star was and star trek have the
same director! Who the fitĀ»: is playing
Like . Comment I Share achso C) 2
fail
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iāll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iāve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iām the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youāre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ācleverā comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now youāre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youāre fucking dead, kiddo.
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beep (03/02/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Thanks for censoring the F word OP, the internet is certainly not ready for it.
#70
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bendingtimesucks **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [+]
(52 replies)
In this post you must wait
Till your roll reads five or eight
Till your roll reads five or eight
It was snowing all around Arizona, it was even snowing a block away from my apartment.
A fucking block away.
But it didn't snow where I lived.
Fuck nature.
A fucking block away.
But it didn't snow where I lived.
Fuck nature.
#89
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serotonin ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
**serotonin rolled a random image posted in comment #293920 at Pokemon ** what I would get in Jumanji
Really? I saw this on the front page days ago! It must of been.... tuesday last.
Jumanji is one of the best fucking films ever. But the bit that always fucked me over was at the end when everything is sucked back into the game and the hunter guy's gun also gets sucked in, even though he brought that one and his original gun from the game is somewhere else. Weird.