This would improve my life quality a lot

got a problem ?

Yeah because real men, American the most manly of men, eat a whole deep fried pig for breakfast, because FUCK YEAH BACON!

cuz this is 'MURICA!!!!!

IT COULD WORK

DONT JUDGE HIM

Maybe it's hot enough to cook bacon but not hot enough to start a fire?
Which according to google is 300 degrees celcius, and who the fuck cooks bacon at that kind of temperature?
Though I doubt the legitimacy of that value since I just can't imagine some chap on a desert island reaching 300 degrees by rubbing two sticks together.

Did you know:
If you burn wood with wood you can make Charcoal?
MINECRAFT LOGIC

and you can also break stone with a pickaxe made of wood.

Technically, You can chop down a tree with your hands...
1) It will take a very long time.
2) not punching... Ripping it appart.

but you still can't break rock with wood. exept there's prbly rlly hard wood that can break weak rock like shale or something

Think of it this way... Humanity went from Cavemen to what we are now...Those retarded fucks must have gotten Crafty and found out how to break rock.

I don't really see how this shouldn't make sense.

Isn't that the show with Mark Cuban on it? I thought it was called shark tank?

There's too different hows, that re basically the same, I think :P

Maybe it was shark tank.

I believe it's called Dragon's Den in the UK - although it may have a different name across the pond. Same format I believe, not sure which version Mark Cuban was on as I cbf googling it.

Pic somewhat related - it's dragons (somewhat)