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#2 - ost (03/01/2013) [+] (35 replies)

Many will feel the urge to look through your old facebook messages.

Don't.

I did and i regret it so much i feel like breaking something

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#3 to #2 - ishalltroll (03/01/2013) [-]

MFW reading ultra-beta conversations I had 1 1/2 years ago.

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#4 to #3 - itsbendingtime (03/01/2013) [-]

Take solace in the fact that is it makes you rage so much now, then you realised how beta you was and must have improved your social skills tenfold since then.

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#164 to #4 - matttboyagain (03/02/2013) [-]

I think my online social skills have degraded over time. Seriously. And I think it's just cause I haven't had any online conversations in a couple years. My actual life has been getting in the way of that.

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#174 to #164 - davidavidson (03/02/2013) [-]

cool story

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#232 to #4 - koobzacc (03/02/2013) [-]

in my case 10 * 0 = 0

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#40 to #2 - suikerpapa (03/01/2013) [-]

Oh god I was a cancerous faggotlord

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#230 to #40 - graphically (03/02/2013) [-]

and you still are!

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#10 to #2 - danifuck (03/01/2013) [-]

I was looking through me and my GFs old messages from the first week of our relationship.
I can't believe she liked me.. O.o

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#46 to #10 - lasmamoe (03/01/2013) [-]

"i want sum fuk"

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#59 to #46 - danifuck (03/01/2013) [-]

Something like that yeah

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#81 to #2 - popkornking (03/01/2013) [-]

From 3 years ago I found a conversation I had with my crush at the time, at one point I legitimately say something analogous to "please respond"

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#6 to #2 - curtisawesome (03/01/2013) [-]

Anyone else feel they have gained an insurmountable amount of intelligence no matter how far back they imagine themselves? Yeah that's me

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#231 to #6 - graphically (03/02/2013) [-]

Do you feel insurmountably more intelligent than when you made this comment 13 hours ago?

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#166 to #2 - unncommon (03/02/2013) [-]

I fucking hate myself. And I deserve you guys hate too.
You should never treat someone that you mean that much to like that, no matter the circumstance.

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#172 to #166 - HomerSimpson (03/02/2013) [-]

"cause im cool like that bd"
dear god

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#185 to #172 - unncommon (03/02/2013) [-]

Yeah, but I was probably trying to be cool at the time. Now I have friends, but I'm a depressed alcoholic that smokes a pack a day and does drugs. I deserve every bit of struggle in my life.

Here's a funny picture for your sorrows.

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#234 to #166 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]

What exactly is a .. a BD ?

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#235 to #234 - ost (03/02/2013) [-]

Look at it sideways

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#22 to #2 - skjalg ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]

så evig rett, så evig rett...

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#8 to #2 - erwtje (03/01/2013) [-]

If it is against boys, its probalby still ok, but against girls, you will feel fucking miserable.

Just like laying in bed and thinking of all the fucking embarrassing shit you have done in the past.

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#101 to #2 - watchinniggazdrop (03/02/2013) [-]

MFW I read comments I posted on Funnyjunk a year ago

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#52 to #2 - trojanmannn (03/01/2013) [-]

I like a girl, drew a picture of her, and sent it to her. We dated a month later. I don't know how or why, because the picture looked like that one someone drew of Rihanna.

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#76 to #52 - errdayimfjing (03/01/2013) [-]

I liked a girl, drew a picture of her, and sent it to her. Then she ignored me for the rest of the year.

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#229 to #228 - graphically (03/02/2013) [-]

pic related. It got me the titties.

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#237 to #229 - errdayimfjing (03/02/2013) [-]

pics or it didn't happen

and man am I just the unluckiest? or am I just a really bad drawer?

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#243 to #242 - errdayimfjing (03/03/2013) [-]

k well then it didn't happen. and yeah I must just really suck then

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#244 to #243 - graphically (03/03/2013) [-]

pics or you never drew anything in the first place.

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#247 to #244 - errdayimfjing (03/04/2013) [-]

it's too bad because she took the only pic I ever drew of her. but if I ever find something else I drew or ever decide to draw it again then I'll be sure to send it to you.

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#179 to #2 - yindragon (03/02/2013) [-]

Ironic. When I look through my old conversations with my friends, I can't stop laughing. Not in a way that's like, "Oh god I was so stupid," but more like, "Oh god, Who is this? Oh right, it's me. Why am I so hilarious?"

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#236 to #2 - scodran (03/02/2013) [-]

The only possible concusion I can take after reading my chat logs with a girl I liked is that I am a total douchebag. And probably retarded.

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#233 to #2 - thedarkestrogue (03/02/2013) [-]

I dont have any old messages.
I'm so alone.

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#12 - phanact (03/01/2013) [+] (37 replies)

I was about to go looking through my old facebook messages

but then I remembered I deactivated it because none of them were my real friends

and I have no real friends

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#28 - mattdoggy (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Kept that slut waiting for a year
Making her wait and making her want
A true master of romance

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#121 to #28 - yoshib (03/02/2013) [-]

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#32 - mishaestrin (03/01/2013) [-]

This may be useful for future responses

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#44 - firstresponder (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)

I looked through my messages only to find this from about 2 years ago. This guy is so alpha I cant even...

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#65 to #44 - dungledoo (03/01/2013) [-]

hfw

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#150 to #44 - ChristopherLloyd (03/02/2013) [-]

mfw
pic related its mac dre

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#127 to #44 - edgarz (03/02/2013) [-]

are you female ?

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#241 to #127 - firstresponder (03/02/2013) [-]

maybe

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#69 - djequalizee ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]

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#96 - notkontaizumi (03/02/2013) [-]

Dat title

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#39 - kernelstack (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

This is actually from my facebook, today...

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#130 to #39 - edgarz (03/02/2013) [-]

yeah.. 25 may 2011

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#139 to #130 - kernelstack (03/02/2013) [-]

Exactly. That's when he sent the first message. "Today", was yesterday, 1st of March.

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#141 to #139 - edgarz (03/02/2013) [-]

oouuh, yeah .. thank you sir :3

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#70 - iliekcereal (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Decided to go back and look at my messages. Went through a few hundred from one person in particular. This encouraged me to go back pretty far onto my timeline.

I've have a few too many feels. Now I'm curled up in a ball, crying (not really but you get the point). Thanks Obama.

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#98 to #70 - personone (03/02/2013) [-]

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#53 - jalthelas (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)

'Busy'

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#54 to #53 - jalthelas (03/01/2013) [-]

Oops, wrong one.

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#97 to #54 - williaint (03/02/2013) [-]

even better

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#51 - trollgiggity (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#62 to #51 - cough (03/01/2013) [-]

squint your eyes as hard as possible, the resolution should improve.

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#219 to #51 - qtrfuckinghazard (03/02/2013) [-]

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#88 - N. Korean citizen (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

look back at your old statuses and realize how much of a faggot you used to be.

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#136 to #88 - Cheyne (03/02/2013) [-]

Or how much of a faggot I still am.

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#143 - snakefire ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**snakefire rolled user thebronykindthree **

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#145 to #143 - thebronykindthree **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]

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#107 - choasmage ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]

Story time, funnyjunk.

I was out to eat with several friends of mine. It so happens that it was 'Ski's birthday, and he was starting to get pretty drunk. We were talking about women we'd been with, when 'Ski remembered a girl... from over a year ago. He has not spoken to her since, but had her number.

>Hey, do you want to do something tonight?
>Who is this?
>The guy you danced with in the fountain last year
>Holy shit, that was over a year ago, why are you texting now?!
>My friends and I were talking about St. Patties day, and all I could think about was you
>oohh ok
At this point, we all knew 'Ski was falling flat on his face about talking to this girl. This prompted me, who was sober and enjoying the drunken antics, to coarse him into trying even more.
>So you never answered my question, we could go swimming tonight
>No thanks
>Your loss, but I'm the magic man
He had no regrets.

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#156 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I hate looking through Facebook posts. I see all these people hanging out with friends and in relationships and doing fun group activities and being happy....

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#165 to #156 - linktheherooftime (03/02/2013) [-]

While I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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#190 to #156 - lostdagame (03/02/2013) [-]

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#90 - eralduspr **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]

MFW somebody replies me one year later.

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#42 - BuzzyBoy (03/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)

**BuzzyBoy rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Explaining **

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#45 to #42 - onelemonleft (03/01/2013) [-]

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#47 to #45 - icametocomment (03/01/2013) [-]

Aw shit nigga.

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#49 to #47 - onelemonleft (03/01/2013) [-]

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#74 - comanderspy (03/01/2013) [-]

DAT TITLE

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#118 - TehNewestGuy (03/02/2013) [-]

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#50 - generaljackass (03/01/2013) [-]

Wut

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