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#41 - budunovukai (03/01/2013) [-]
Here goes:   
>be 15 at a CVS Pharmacy   
>look around wasting time   
>see condoms and wonder what they feel like   
>too scared and broke to buy so i take huge family pack with me into the bathroom   
>wrap one roll of condoms around each ankle, sock around the outside throw box away   
>walk out, sweating bullets, heart in throat, no one suspects   
>go home and try on condom for the first time   
>try to jerk off but feels too wierd   
>throw condom away in bathroom trashcan   
>dog goes through trash and finds condom   
>is chewing, flinging, and tossing cock sock all over house   
>mom looks closely and realizes what it is   
>screams at dad cuz they aren't the same condoms they use and accuse him of cheating   
>huge 						*******					 fight   
>mfw no one thinks to ask the 15yo with half boner watching the fight
Here goes:
>be 15 at a CVS Pharmacy
>look around wasting time
>see condoms and wonder what they feel like
>too scared and broke to buy so i take huge family pack with me into the bathroom
>wrap one roll of condoms around each ankle, sock around the outside throw box away
>walk out, sweating bullets, heart in throat, no one suspects
>go home and try on condom for the first time
>try to jerk off but feels too wierd
>throw condom away in bathroom trashcan
>dog goes through trash and finds condom
>is chewing, flinging, and tossing cock sock all over house
>mom looks closely and realizes what it is
>screams at dad cuz they aren't the same condoms they use and accuse him of cheating
>huge ******* fight
>mfw no one thinks to ask the 15yo with half boner watching the fight
#92 to #41 - venilly ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
'family pack' ?
#78 to #41 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
Family pack of condoms.. that doesn't sound right.
#65 to #41 - wiredrage (03/01/2013) [-]
how the **** does a different size condom mean someone is cheating?
is his dick a different size with other women? wtf?
User avatar #69 to #65 - mrmontombo (03/01/2013) [-]
There are different brands also, not just different sizes.
User avatar #68 to #65 - natanhiel (03/01/2013) [-]
I think it means brand, not size.
#48 to #41 - creepycarl (03/01/2013) [-]
Watching your parents fight gives you a chub?
#55 to #48 - budunovukai (03/01/2013) [-]
No, but that doesn't mean I did not have one from earlier. That was the point.
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