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The Tables

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#4 - feelsbadmanjpg (03/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Are these 2 guys?
User avatar #5 to #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
yes. OP and his BF
#11 - happygrowman (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
buying condoms for the first time was a horrific experience for me 2 years ago. but here you go:   
   
>be me, 20     
>girlfriend wants sexy time first time   
>go to the next store, around 3 blocks away from house   
>look out of neighbors or people i know   
>quietly look at deodorants near condoms   
>swiftly take a package of condoms, hide it beneath coat   
>head for counter   
>stand in line with 10 people or so   
>feel a hand on my shoulder   
>security guard   
>what are you hiding under your coat, son?   
>						************					.jpg   
>show condoms   
>10 people are watching the whole thing while i scream inside   
>MFW i nearly get arrested for "stealing condoms"
buying condoms for the first time was a horrific experience for me 2 years ago. but here you go:

>be me, 20
>girlfriend wants sexy time first time
>go to the next store, around 3 blocks away from house
>look out of neighbors or people i know
>quietly look at deodorants near condoms
>swiftly take a package of condoms, hide it beneath coat
>head for counter
>stand in line with 10 people or so
>feel a hand on my shoulder
>security guard
>what are you hiding under your coat, son?
> ************ .jpg
>show condoms
>10 people are watching the whole thing while i scream inside
>MFW i nearly get arrested for "stealing condoms"
#41 - budunovukai (03/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Here goes:   
>be 15 at a CVS Pharmacy   
>look around wasting time   
>see condoms and wonder what they feel like   
>too scared and broke to buy so i take huge family pack with me into the bathroom   
>wrap one roll of condoms around each ankle, sock around the outside throw box away   
>walk out, sweating bullets, heart in throat, no one suspects   
>go home and try on condom for the first time   
>try to jerk off but feels too wierd   
>throw condom away in bathroom trashcan   
>dog goes through trash and finds condom   
>is chewing, flinging, and tossing cock sock all over house   
>mom looks closely and realizes what it is   
>screams at dad cuz they aren't the same condoms they use and accuse him of cheating   
>huge 						*******					 fight   
>mfw no one thinks to ask the 15yo with half boner watching the fight
Here goes:
>be 15 at a CVS Pharmacy
>look around wasting time
>see condoms and wonder what they feel like
>too scared and broke to buy so i take huge family pack with me into the bathroom
>wrap one roll of condoms around each ankle, sock around the outside throw box away
>walk out, sweating bullets, heart in throat, no one suspects
>go home and try on condom for the first time
>try to jerk off but feels too wierd
>throw condom away in bathroom trashcan
>dog goes through trash and finds condom
>is chewing, flinging, and tossing cock sock all over house
>mom looks closely and realizes what it is
>screams at dad cuz they aren't the same condoms they use and accuse him of cheating
>huge ******* fight
>mfw no one thinks to ask the 15yo with half boner watching the fight
#20 - CaptainKill ONLINE (03/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get why people find it odd to buy condoms. Do you think people just pretend nobody has sex, ever? Besides, even if the cashier gives you a strange look, remember, you're the one getting laid, not him/her.   
   
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I don't get why people find it odd to buy condoms. Do you think people just pretend nobody has sex, ever? Besides, even if the cashier gives you a strange look, remember, you're the one getting laid, not him/her.

pic not particularly related
#10 - kenwordo (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#25 - Cleavland Steamer (03/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Imagine buying these condoms   
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Imagine buying these condoms
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User avatar #37 - slowbroking (03/01/2013) [-]
Whenever someone buys condoms from my store, I look them right in the eye and ask one simple question: Paper or plastic?
User avatar #47 - McFuckUp (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No Kroger with a self checkout?

Also, if you're embarrassed about buying condoms from a cashier, you're not mature enough for sex. Usually they're jealous anyway.
I bought a three pack from a pharmacy because I needed them that night and the cashier was like, "Someone's getting laid tonight." They aren't secretly judging you for buying condoms.
Now if you bought condoms, whipped cream, lubricant. ibuprofen, and a turkey baster you might get some looks
#109 - josieabby (03/01/2013) [-]
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#16 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or just buy some other stuff alongside the condoms. I get mine at Walgreens, so I'll usually have chips, soda, etc.

It's only awkward when the other items are stuff like a bottle of wine and sleeping pills.
#56 - danisthan (03/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"Friendly tip for Females: If your boyfriend calls his penis 'vaginal silk worm' you should probably dump him."
#60 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be cross dresser
>look manly complete with manly beard
>Go buy lacy panties
>Not understand sizes
>Ask women there what the sizes mean
>Tell her GF is sick and I am buying these for her. Say these are her valentines gift.
>Talk my way out of being suspected as creeper and check out normally
>Clevergirl.jpg
>Able to make everyone think I am master alpha
>Alphabeta as ****
#18 - DrollHumor (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I imagine that's when those automated &quot;self checkout&quot; things come in handy.
I imagine that's when those automated "self checkout" things come in handy.
#1 - nastoy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**nastoy rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at *sigh* ** When i want to make people feel awkwards
#3 to #1 - eddymolly ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Thats quite well fitting. Have a thumb
Thats quite well fitting. Have a thumb
#33 - turbodoosh (03/01/2013) [-]
Whenever I buy condoms I'll make sure to go up to the cutest cashier. If she comments or smiles I will just smile back or wink as I'm paying. No need to be awkward about it.
#122 - thisisspartah (03/01/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at People won't understand their love **   
&gt;be 18   
&gt;buying first condoms for 1st time   
&gt;at drugstore   
&gt;get trojans, there the best   
&gt;go to counter   
&gt;1,000,000th customer   
&gt;baloons go off everyone sees me   
						******					.jpg   
&gt;girl gets embaresed and leaves   
&gt;trojan ceo comes in and congradulates me   
&gt;calls perants   
&gt;parents come and wonder why im buying condoms with noone   
&gt;fast foward 3 weeks   
&gt;cover face for trojan   
&gt;making 						****					 tones of money   
&gt;MFW the cover face for trojan is a vergin
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at People won't understand their love **
>be 18
>buying first condoms for 1st time
>at drugstore
>get trojans, there the best
>go to counter
>1,000,000th customer
>baloons go off everyone sees me
****** .jpg
>girl gets embaresed and leaves
>trojan ceo comes in and congradulates me
>calls perants
>parents come and wonder why im buying condoms with noone
>fast foward 3 weeks
>cover face for trojan
>making **** tones of money
>MFW the cover face for trojan is a vergin
#105 - hict (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just three things:
1. ******* REPOST
2. Which one of them is the guy? I think it is the black haired one, but they both look masculine and I don't see boobs.
3. The cashier looks like she has no soul.
#108 to #105 - taintedtruffle (03/01/2013) [-]
maybe there both guys ?
maybe there both guys ?
#39 - ghancc (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #3271779 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what I buy along with my condoms as a "distraction"
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