Immortal!. . According to scientific researchs... Smoking a cigarette: 5 minutes of life ti; minutes of life According to my high brain interpretation... r Immo
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Immortal!

According to scientific researchs...
Smoking a cigarette:
5 minutes of life
ti; minutes of life
According to my high brain interpretation...
r Immortal
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Submitted: 02/28/2013
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User avatar #73 - eight (03/01/2013) [-]
>Smoke weed...
>Watch Perks Of Being A Wallflower...
>Feel infinite...
User avatar #71 - lolfire (03/01/2013) [-]
I must be the only cannabis smoker that doesn't get the giggles when I smoke...
I've been smoking for about 4 years now... never laughed more than usual... I tend to just recede into my thoughts...
#67 - fordun (03/01/2013) [-]
They say one in 3 in every 4 smokers dies from smoking...That means that i have a 25% chance to become immortal.
User avatar #65 - TommyV (03/01/2013) [-]
So if I smoke a pack a day for 4 years, I'll take 126 years off of my life. Seems legit.
#59 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2013) [-]
I smoked 2 bowls the other night and I was spaced
To the point to where I couldn't laugh
even though I was having the time of my life.
#57 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
Or you could just laugh? forget the cigarettes altogether.

(I know i'm missing the joke - it's just i have survived leukaemia and the after effects are awful. So having immortality, but accompanied with potentially numerous cases of cancer caused by smoking, and then the after effects to deal with to me sounds like an awful experience - not a good one)
#60 to #57 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2013) [-]
Its.... 						*********					   
Not tobacco.   
						*********					 isn't bad for you and helps cancer go away   
CBD in 						*********					 helps cure cancer too.
Its.... *********
Not tobacco.
********* isn't bad for you and helps cancer go away
CBD in ********* helps cure cancer too.
#63 to #60 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
********* is bad it's just the CBD thats good
#64 to #63 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2013) [-]
Ok cbd is found on nothing else but *********
So no
********* isn't bad
Stop trolling me anon
User avatar #56 - umaya (03/01/2013) [-]
How long do I have to giggle to get the 8 minutes?
User avatar #61 to #56 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2013) [-]
For 30 seconds?
In that case I would have a lot of time in my life.
#58 to #56 - oadrenaline (03/01/2013) [-]
9 minutes.
#55 - sweetellie (03/01/2013) [-]
This content could be considered fairly childish..
This content could be considered fairly childish..
#53 - mytrakytra (03/01/2013) [-]
OP
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User avatar #46 - viscerys (03/01/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that just mean +3 minutes of life?
User avatar #52 to #46 - shadowsynergy (03/01/2013) [-]
That's assuming that you get only one session of giggles from your weed. Which you don't.
User avatar #50 to #46 - viscerys (03/01/2013) [-]
I get the sensation that I've been replied to by the same person twice...
#49 to #46 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
the third panel is him smoking a joint... not a cig
#47 to #46 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
put the process on repeat fagtard.
User avatar #77 to #44 - mustlol (03/01/2013) [-]
Dude you're going to complain then post something yourself.
User avatar #42 - ThpiderMan (03/01/2013) [-]
Whenever anyone says "such and such adds/removes an exact number of minutes from your life", then they're most likely talking out of their ass.
#37 - crazyeyedbioll (03/01/2013) [-]
or you could be intelligent enough not to need drugs to have fun?
User avatar #35 - paradox (03/01/2013) [-]
**paradox rolls 63** dubs & i have cancer
#30 - hewhoepicfails (03/01/2013) [-]
Guys, do you see a connection?

Cigarettes give you lung cancer. OP's post is about cigarettes. His post is also cancerous.

Therefore, OP's post is lung cancer.
User avatar #40 to #30 - furrypuppy **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
I find this very tumorous.
#80 to #40 - lolkill (03/01/2013) [-]
I disagree, I don't see what the mysterious growth of thumbs is about
User avatar #39 to #30 - Holyshizznips (03/01/2013) [-]
I don't get why this is being called cancerous. I found it slightly humorous. At least it's not some ****** repost I've seen 10,000 times. Involves/references stoner culture in any way = insta cancer?
User avatar #54 to #39 - mayormilkman (03/01/2013) [-]
It was the rage faces that made it "cancerous"...
User avatar #94 to #54 - Holyshizznips (03/02/2013) [-]
Using oldschool memes = cancerous? Seems hipsterish and I shalln't take part in it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - mayormilkman (03/02/2013) [-]
It's not quite because they're old (they're aging, though), but because of other websites like 9gag. I don't see how they "ruined" them, though. It's not like their meanings have changed that much.
#33 to #30 - morgangodman (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus nipple cripple
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