Immortal!. . According to scientific researchs... Smoking a cigarette: 5 minutes of life ti; minutes of life According to my high brain interpretation... r Immo

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#30 - hewhoepicfails (03/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Guys, do you see a connection?

Cigarettes give you lung cancer. OP's post is about cigarettes. His post is also cancerous.

Therefore, OP's post is lung cancer.
#24 - benjamins ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Smoking a cigarette => -5min of life

Yes, the 5 minutes you need to smoke it :)
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User avatar #5 to #2 - mffinmanu (03/01/2013) [-]
no you ******* retard inhaling any kind of smoke, regardless of what is burning is not healthy at all
#44 - mattandstuff (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - viscerys (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldn't that just mean +3 minutes of life?
#19 - menkiller (03/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - slayedsoul (03/01/2013) [-]
this post gave me 8 minutes of my life back. thank you
User avatar #56 - umaya (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How long do I have to giggle to get the 8 minutes?
#58 to #56 - oadrenaline (03/01/2013) [-]
9 minutes.
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User avatar #73 - eight (03/01/2013) [-]
>Smoke weed...
>Watch Perks Of Being A Wallflower...
>Feel infinite...
User avatar #71 - lolfire (03/01/2013) [-]
I must be the only cannabis smoker that doesn't get the giggles when I smoke...
I've been smoking for about 4 years now... never laughed more than usual... I tend to just recede into my thoughts...
#67 - fordun (03/01/2013) [-]
They say one in 3 in every 4 smokers dies from smoking...That means that i have a 25% chance to become immortal.
User avatar #65 - TommyV (03/01/2013) [-]
So if I smoke a pack a day for 4 years, I'll take 126 years off of my life. Seems legit.
#59 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2013) [-]
I smoked 2 bowls the other night and I was spaced
To the point to where I couldn't laugh
even though I was having the time of my life.
#57 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or you could just laugh? forget the cigarettes altogether.

(I know i'm missing the joke - it's just i have survived leukaemia and the after effects are awful. So having immortality, but accompanied with potentially numerous cases of cancer caused by smoking, and then the after effects to deal with to me sounds like an awful experience - not a good one)
User avatar #35 - paradox (03/01/2013) [-]
**paradox rolls 63** dubs & i have cancer
User avatar #25 - happygrowman (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you would have to smoke every 3 minutes. not sleeping. just smoking. all. the. time.
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