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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - fightforfate
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whats dp
#9 to #5 - anon id: 505c7474
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Double penetration
#215 to #5 - anon id: 6b2a2604
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dude r u srs like wtf a newborn baby knows wwhat dp is man
User avatar #250 to #5 - cantfindausername
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Did you figure it out, yet?
User avatar #251 to #250 - fightforfate
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yeah
#245 to #5 - minnesotaids
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This thread you've created...
It's the promised land...
#246 to #5 - jtdoggs **User deleted account**
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#219 to #5 - eccleston
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Thanks for starting this thread.
Thanks for starting this thread.
#225 to #5 - coasterfreak
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(03/01/2013) [-]
THIS WHOLE ******* THREAD RIGHT HERE
THIS WHOLE ******* THREAD RIGHT HERE
User avatar #6 to #5 - naamalaama
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(02/28/2013) [-]
you'll find out, when you're older.
User avatar #7 to #6 - fightforfate
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not very helpful
User avatar #8 to #7 - chism [OP]
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ask your mom
User avatar #252 to #7 - maybetraffy
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did you find out?
User avatar #253 to #252 - fightforfate
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i completely forgot about this thread, thank you for the reminder
and i did. its obviously double pudding
#86 to #5 - iRetaliate
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This thread is an example of why anonymoose is the best user on Funnyjunk.
This thread is an example of why anonymoose is the best user on Funnyjunk.
#230 to #86 - anonymoose
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User avatar #254 to #230 - maybetraffy
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cheers man
User avatar #238 to #86 - silasersej
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(03/01/2013) [-]
What about phanact?
User avatar #239 to #238 - phanact
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Anonymoose was around way before me
#117 to #5 - jimmyprice
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#87 to #5 - yodaddysofat
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double play, when two outs are made in baseball on the same play.
#89 to #5 - sirbrentcoe
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get a couple dudes to show you
get a couple dudes to show you
#123 to #5 - gggman
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(03/01/2013) [-]
The thread below proves anonymoose does in fact not need a life. His life is here on Funnyjunk.

...I don't even...
User avatar #229 to #123 - anonymoose
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is love, Funnyjunk is life.
#72 to #5 - robotgoose
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(03/01/2013) [-]
THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THING EVER
THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THING EVER
User avatar #70 to #5 - neoexdeath
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Two hotdogs, one bun, insufficient Mayonnaise
#11 to #5 - anonymoose
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#13 to #11 - genericnewfag
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Apt.
Apt.
#14 to #13 - anonymoose
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#15 to #14 - anonymoose
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#16 to #15 - anonymoose
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#17 to #16 - anonymoose
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I'm so alone.
I'm so alone.
#18 to #17 - angelmitskano
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Omg guys stop it!
#19 to #18 - anonymoose
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#20 to #19 - angelmitskano
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Mfw
Well played
#21 to #20 - anonymoose
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#22 to #21 - angelmitskano
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Whyyyy
#26 to #22 - anonymoose
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bored.
bored.
#33 to #26 - haugy
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Dude, you're great.
Normally my absolute maximum on the internet is to chuckle a little, but you literally made me laugh out loud.
Thank you, good sir!

(PS: I'm sure you're going to make somethink out of this ;) )
#40 to #33 - anonymoose
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User avatar #42 to #40 - haugy
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not what i expected, but still good
#43 to #42 - anonymoose
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<- I can't abandon this guy. He's seen me through this entire thread.

[Plus he beats me if I don't use him :( I don't like to talk about it ]
#97 to #43 - bighairyfart
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your move
User avatar #44 to #43 - haugy
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i guess beating wouldn't be the only thing he'd do to you
#45 to #44 - anonymoose
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He goes places. Bad places.
#50 to #45 - felixjarl
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I love you.
User avatar #46 to #45 - haugy
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ssh, no need to talk about it, everthings gonna be okay...one day...
he will pay for what he did to you
User avatar #49 to #43 - angelmitskano
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You
are
amazing
#222 to #40 - wired
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My sides!!
#27 to #26 - angelmitskano
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I-I-I   
I don't know how to respond to this.    
You are    
very creative.
I-I-I
I don't know how to respond to this.
You are
very creative.
#31 to #27 - anonymoose
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A challenge!
A challenge!
#34 to #31 - angelmitskano
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I CAN'T EVEN I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
#36 to #34 - anonymoose
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#38 to #36 - angelmitskano
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I must be in the presence of a master.
I must be in the presence of a master.
#58 to #36 - devestion
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#104 to #58 - nyawgga
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#168 to #36 - rel
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Nooo Jake, noooooo
User avatar #228 to #168 - anonymoose
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It's okay, they're dentists. Lady Rainicorn isn't good for his teeth.
User avatar #237 to #228 - rel
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I was almost hoping for a penetration gif for this picture.
#62 to #36 - toiletpaper
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almost died laughing at that one :D
User avatar #90 to #36 - yodaddysofat
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hmmm I guess the lesson to be learned here, is don't open your mouth near this guy
User avatar #207 to #36 - cozer
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You have literally made me laugh harder in 2 minutes than this site has made me laugh in weeks. I'm actually ******* crying.
#244 to #36 - Moneo
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I don't even.
I don't even.
User avatar #100 to #31 - danniegurl
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is this one actually anything? because it wont show up
#29 to #27 - agentmoleman
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DONT HURT THE CAT!!!!
#35 to #29 - anonymoose
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Hush little kitty.
Hush little kitty.
#88 to #35 - sirbrentcoe
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how..how are you doing this? i must know!
how..how are you doing this? i must know!
#41 to #35 - unaho
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you have earned the thumb of a black guy
#54 to #35 - angelmitskano
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Please marry me!   
Please!!!!
Please marry me!
Please!!!!
#68 to #17 - roddor
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#232 to #17 - kornadth
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**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at LESBIANS ** MFW
User avatar #248 to #17 - thatnerdyguy
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How fast do you ******* make these things??
#187 to #17 - sammyjankiis
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Dude dude dude this was so awesome. This is sad you ade this to. But so funny. My reaction!
Dude dude dude this was so awesome. This is sad you ade this to. But so funny. My reaction!
#59 to #11 - iamchicken
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For this thread i name thee KING OF THE COMMENTS and LORD OF THE GIFS.
User avatar #71 to #11 - joshofsouls
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I have literally JUST **** myself, I have had bad squirts for the past day and the amount of laughter and wheezing coming from me forced out fecal matter

I hate you and love you and I wish I could hug you
User avatar #73 to #71 - anonymoose
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Achievement unlocked!
User avatar #74 to #73 - joshofsouls
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"Make someone **** themself with laughter - 50G"
Seriously man, keep this up, you're too funny.
#63 to #11 - iaintevenrustled
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#65 to #11 - weirdoo
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#110 to #11 - oldapple
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User avatar #75 to #11 - IncarceratedNinja
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isnt it one in the ass and one in the vag? i didnt think it was in the same hole
#218 to #11 - arigsxc
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Googling DP gif was a bad idea
#227 to #11 - nikhilfifa
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That was handy
#120 to #11 - chingchonglinglong
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how about disuu
User avatar #106 to #11 - ImsoObvious
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I thought it was one in the ass, one in the pussy.

I mean the guy said he didnt want balls to touch, so I dont think he'd be fine with 2 dicks touching thr whole time
User avatar #160 to #106 - salamistrangler
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dp usually is one in each hole, but not necessarily. if it's two dicks in one hole, it's usually referred to as dap or dpp (double and a pussy penetration, respectively)
User avatar #249 to #160 - Dap
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Good to know my name means two dicks in one hole.
User avatar #105 to #11 - bakonforall
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Please be king of this site.
User avatar #93 to #11 - monsieurslender
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(03/01/2013) [-]
I will never forget this day
User avatar #66 to #11 - chaosascendingx
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(02/28/2013) [-]
This thread is the most i've laughed at almost anything on this site

i ******* love you
User avatar #124 to #11 - zorororonoa
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you are a total thumbwhore with this whole thread, but you are the only thumbwhore i respect
10/10 sir
User avatar #203 to #124 - anonymoose
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Honestly, I don't care about thumbs. I like making people laugh.
#216 to #203 - anon id: eb6228df
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I think he meant that your thumb is a whore. Just look at how many fingers it's taking.
#210 to #203 - anon id: 7ffe19fe
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Well thats just silly, who would want to laugh on funnyjunk?
User avatar #220 to #124 - anonymoose
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C'mon people, don't thumb him down. He wasn't being mean!
User avatar #221 to #220 - wired
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Never did, but i agree
He gets green thumb, from me
-Wired, Poet
User avatar #234 to #220 - zorororonoa
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yeah dude i think this whole thread is hilarious
User avatar #236 to #234 - anonymoose
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Thank you. :D
#98 to #11 - theduder
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#212 to #11 - anon id: e4864e21
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no dp is one in the vag one in the asshole
#226 to #11 - nikhilfifa
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No wonder man's best friend is hand
#4 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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I'm more interessted in this content.
User avatar #10 to #4 - silentlaugh
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I literally thought that sentence man.
#12 to #4 - anon id: 187da521
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's probably something like:

What sexual advice do you wish to give your daughter?

The same advice I gave my 17-year old son... Something something daughter. Etc.
#81 to #4 - tias
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"What sexual advice do you wish you could give your younger self?
The same advice I will give my 17-year old daughter: Bukage's the ****"
#37 - MasterManiac
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I want to hear more from Laura...
#159 - superbrowntoastxxx
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**superbrowntoastxxx rolled a random image posted in comment #387 at Greentext **

Who I DP with
#213 to #159 - parralax
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**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at World of Warcraft **Mine is...
a bit of horseplay
#200 to #159 - kovymast
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User avatar #186 to #159 - mandatorytrolling
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Heh... GET IN MUH ANUS!
#189 to #159 - dasbruno
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User avatar #169 to #159 - setittowumbo
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You have fun with that...
#64 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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Tyrone Ken really has his **** together.

Now I want to do this...
#140 - russianbro
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User avatar #141 to #140 - linktheherooftime
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But you forget the other rule: "It's not gay when it's in a 3 way."
User avatar #142 to #141 - fourtwentt
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what about a 3 way with 3 dudes?
User avatar #143 to #142 - linktheherooftime
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No exceptions
User avatar #149 to #143 - Stan Marsh
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It's only gay if you dont high five after
User avatar #156 to #149 - tenthdivine
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or if the socks are off
#182 to #156 - splitalterego
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or if the balls touch
#153 to #141 - jalaven
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with a honey in the middle there's some lee-way
#154 - gingerizemecaptain
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#157 to #154 - imadabest
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Indonesia
#198 to #157 - dangitbobby
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thumb for you
#166 to #157 - gingerizemecaptain
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Lol to that, you win a green thumb.
#177 to #157 - Reldinrostiare
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Epic...*******...win xD
Epic...*******...win xD
User avatar #161 to #157 - thegrayknights
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bro...... to soon man.... to soon... ;D
#78 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account**
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#79 to #78 - anon id: 05fa3dab
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lol furries
#85 to #78 - thisismyhandle
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#151 - mattandstuff
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mans got his priorties straight
<-- pic related.....kinda? (if you roll like that, i mean you are who you are so who am i to judge, but if i still had a reaction pick for a guy going effiel tower on a girl with another girl with strap on then yeah i would put up that pick, i dont though so you know i got ralf talking about his type of porn. which kinda brings up the topic of what country is he actually from, could be like an eastern european country maybe, i would have to check on my ed,edd, and eddy lore, but is it really lore or just a backstory, and i havent used a period yet ,but **** periods except for this one. )
#155 to #151 - tenthdivine
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User avatar #77 - Natendragon
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Is it possible to adjust a strap-on on a man, so it's like he's got two dicks? I've thought of this many times and wondered if it's possible.
User avatar #80 to #77 - toughactintinactin
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Yes it's possible... i've seen some ****...
User avatar #126 to #80 - hardongo
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i humbly request the source of that " **** " that you saw because of scientific reasons
User avatar #82 to #77 - PassingAfternoon
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Yeah, 100% possible. They also have ones specifically made for a guy to wear so that DP can happen with just two people.
User avatar #84 to #82 - Natendragon
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Huehuehue, this is what I like to hear.
User avatar #92 to #84 - PassingAfternoon
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I've mostly seen them in instances where it's a Femdom situation and she dictates the pleasure he receives, saying that he has to use a strap-on to give her pleasure but him not receive any. But it can be used for DP, for sure.
#103 to #92 - taintedangel
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**** that.