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Ugh. To make a mockery of God's truth is simply insane. I feel comfort in knowing that while I rest in heaven with our one and only true lord God this homosexual supporting heretic will burn for all eternity.
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [+]
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12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:
13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
I see what he did there.
12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:
13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
I see what he did there.
Mark 11: 12-14 And on the morrow when they were come from Bethany he was hungry: And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, "No man eat fruit of thee hereafter forever". And his disciples heard it.
Clearly the figs had it coming, should have had the fruit when he was hungry. Kind of a rash decision by Jesus though, dont you think? He was hungry, I get that, but he goes up to a tree and doesnt find fruit. So in turn he 'forbids' people to eat figs from then on.
Clearly the figs had it coming, should have had the fruit when he was hungry. Kind of a rash decision by Jesus though, dont you think? He was hungry, I get that, but he goes up to a tree and doesnt find fruit. So in turn he 'forbids' people to eat figs from then on.
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ighostinthefogi (03/01/2013) [-]
Read 'fags' and didn't get the joke... sigh, screw you brain.