#how to sell a lamp. Brother was on omegle and participated in this delightful showmanship of salesmanship.. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'. You' re chatting w not the curtains
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#how to sell a lamp

Brother was on omegle and participated in this delightful showmanship of salesmanship.

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
You have to sell a lamp to the stranger you
are going to talk to and go I
Stranger: hm
You: umm
You: i have a gun, take this lamp
Stranger: D:
You: and get out
Stranger: but I don' t want it
Stranger: it has mold on it
You: “Teaches in to halest pocket"
Stranger: you' re
You: "pulls Cher giant black dildo Cannon*
Stranger: wha..... what are you going to do with that?
Stranger: I IDDNT WANT IT!
You: *aims*
Stranger: IT WOULD CLASH WITH MY CURTAINS
Stranger: that is more terrible than a thousand dildo
cannons
You: TIRE THE MAIN CANNON
Stranger:
Stranger: must.....
Stranger: patient...
Stranger: curtain clash!
Stranger: AHAHH MY ANUS
Stranger:
Stranger: please!
Stranger: no more!
Stranger: CPI CPO.
Stranger: JUST NC) MERE
You: #how to sell a lamp
Stranger: :1
You: now take the lamp with a dildo and
have a nice day
Your partner has .
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User avatar #6 - AvatarAirBender (03/01/2013) [-]
"It would clash with my curtains!!!"


HAAHAHA
#1 - vatra (02/28/2013) [-]
Sell OP! SELL!   
   
Not violently coerce.   
   
Now go find and apologize to that stranger!
Sell OP! SELL!

Not violently coerce.

Now go find and apologize to that stranger!
#2 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/01/2013) [-]
If only conversations like that actually happened regularly... Usually you get called a fag then everyone switches partners.
If only conversations like that actually happened regularly... Usually you get called a fag then everyone switches partners.
User avatar #7 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
But he didnt sell it.... he just gve it away....
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