They are real

>But them for 6 cents a bottle
>Drink the pop
>Return the bottles for 10 cents each

>Buy 600 bottles for 6 cents each
>drink the pop
>[pic]

>buy the pop for 600 bottles
>drink the cents
>wut

>Drink the cents for buy
>Bottle the 600

and here we have a perfect example of the internet

>buy the 6 cents
>drink the bottle
>return the 600

Did you just say... Sixth sense?

>Drink the 600
>Cents the bottle

>the drink the
>the 600 bottle
>buy pop cents

>the drink nigger
>the nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger

Was only a matter of time

it was only a matter of nigger

>Drank the nigger

>pop the bottles
>600 the drink
>divide by 200
>half-life 3 confirmed

This...

>Buy them for 6 cents a bottle
>sell them for a dollar each
>600 dollars

buy them for a dollar each
waste life.

>Buy the bottles for 6 cents a bottle
>Dump out the pop or drink it
>Return the bottles for 10 cents each
>Buy 1k bottles for the money you got
>Repeat until rich

banenas
bunaunas
bandannas
bannannas
curved yelow fruit

>Buy them for 6 cents a bottle
>Throw away bottles
>Keep bottle caps for impending world apocalypse

Only metal caps, buddy.

Bet you wish you were me right now.

Actually love your name. But I don't like having 'the' in my names. It seems weird. same with xxxinsertnameherexxx and anything with numbers. Which I couldn't only do letters though, so I could do something like Vault-Boy or Vault-Tec.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but only metal bottle caps from glass bottles are used as currency...

:c

Or... get creative and make a boat :D

A fellow Michiganian, huh?

All these folks in here calling it pop. We call it Coke where I come from.

Are you from the South? In Texas we would say "I would like a Coke, please?"
Then the waiter would reply with "What type?"

We use pop because coke is already its own soda

If i told a waitress I want a Coke, she's coming back with a coke. She isn't gonna ask me if I want a sprite or pepsi....

that's not really true. when you say "I would like a Coke, please." then the waiter would reply with "alright, be right back."
you're thinking of south Texas, here it's popular in the hispanic community to generalize sodas as "coke."
I'm not being weird it's just an observation. I've been in Texas for a long time.

I'm from Houston and 'coke' means 'coke.' We call the sodas by their names. :l At least the area i'm in. Maybe we're weird.

yeah I honestly think it's South Texas.
I don't hate people for things they say, but I sure do hate how certain slangs get popular down here...

Haha, yeah that's what we do.

Where I come from, if you say you want a coke, it generally means you want a coke. Same with every other type.

okay why the fuck were you thumbed down? calling a soda a coke is fucking stupid. In Texas I call a sprite a mothercunting sprite, not a coke. and when I say coke they say "okay" and bring me a coca cola beverage to sate my previously stated thirst for said drink
You have a good point and somehow people think you're the idiot for thinking to call something what it is.
sorry but sometimes I get mad at stupid people.

yea you must be from the south like me i have been to the north before they call sodas pop.

In the north they don't call it pop.... Well, at least in California.

Upstate NY fag here. It's called coke here, though I went a little bit west of where I live and it was called pop. I seem to live near the coke/pop dividing line.

hour and a half away from syracuse, it's soda here.

Really? Huh. I honestly don't know anybody who says pop.

I'm from MA, and we call soda soda.

In Scotland we call them Fizzy Drinks or if you're in Glasgow you call it Ginger.

if your from ireland, they're all gingers

we just call it soda.

we call it something to drink

The word is Michigander.

And yes ^^

I feel a bit ashamed to be a fan of Michigan after they lost to penn state last night.

Tell me about it. Ugh.

how the fuck do yo lose to a team who hasn't won in conference since December of last year, wtf? up by 15 and you still lose, fuck it im not reliving this shit

I'm more of a football fan, myself.

You should be ashamed. Glorious Michigan State master race reporting in.

hell yeah, I go there too

fug all y'all. GO BLUE :D our squirrels beat all over here in ann arbor

I'm still for Notre Dame.


Inb4 Manti Te'o can't get a girl without faking it.

26-21 bitches.

Go Buckeyes.

Oh and 17-16 to you, spartan.

Badgers all the way!

Michigan fan too, im not upset about it, gotta remember they're just kids

Lansing here!

Reporting in from Canton.

Madison Heights here.

Wow, I live in Westland. You're like a ten minute drive away.

586 represent.

248 here.

#eisenhowerswag?

...huh? I know not of which you speak.

Eisenhower High School?

ok. nevermind.

Oh. Nope. Never heard of it.

Graduated from Hazel Park.

Ooh. That's a a bit south from my school. And west. So no surprise.

Yeah. 248 is Oakland County.

Thought so. Didn't want to make myself look stupid in case I was wrong. At least we're neighbors in some regard.

Close enough.

Michigander

you sly fuck you


if youre from michigan you most likely know this

I prefer this stuff.

Aw I love Rock & Rye. 60/40 is awesome too

thats michigan only pop right?
or do other states have it

Parts of Ohio and Indiana might have it.

And, apparently, Sam Raimi opened a place in L.A. that carries this and Better Maid chips.

Hoosier here confirming that we do in fact have Faygo

I never really liked Vernors. That stuff rapes your nose when you go to take a drink.

I live in Canada and I know what that is...

Yeah, but I prefer Canada Dry
(Most people disagree with me, though)

canada dry is good but i prefer schweppes

I am also from Michigan.

Glorious Michigan master race

All that for around $31 profit? Fuck that, I'm enjoying the soda.

you could drink it... then recycle for profit.... yeah... mindblown

Because no one else mentioned that. Good job.

that would be for 6 dollars each. 6 cents would be .06, or $24..

DECIMALS N' SHIT YO

FORGIVEN!

36.00
jesus christ they arent six dollars a bottle
STAY IN SCHOOL

FUCK SORRY

600 bottles
Cost: $0.06
Sell: $0.10

$0.06 x 600 = $36

$0.10 x 600 = $60


$24 I FORGOT DECIMALS I'M SORRY I CAN'T BRAIN TODAY

but all of this is implying that he can buy an infinite number of bottles for a $0.04 profit

Why is this getting so many thumbs??? I've never gotten this many thumbs on a comment in my life.

I seriously did not even expect that.

Congrats then

>profit

>Implying

this kid's going places

or sell them to other people for 50 cents-1 dollar at least

i need astonished kramer gif NOW!

Or just have a lifetime supply of soda.

that shit's going flat before you can get to it

Somebody needs a hug

this is] he funnyjunk version of an hero-ing

460

You smarty pants you

"Tyler has 600 bottles of sun drop*. He keeps 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and gives the rest to his friend. How many sun drops does Tyler's friend have? Calculate the mass of the moon.

*based on true events"

4

He has a dick for a friend, that's what he has.
<- HFW Tyler shows up and asks him to store 460 bottles

70+70=140
600-140=460

you just went full retard

How many Sun Drops will Tyler have to drink before he gets diabetes?

Diabetes. He has diabetes many.

Im tyler

600, they are all his.

It would make your balls tingle.

smimming pool full of sun drop

It would weigh over 120kgs/2645lbs as well

*1200kgs

Suddenly, I want to go do some math...

<= Me after a 90 minute college Algebra lecture.

At first i thought the bottle said chex mix

It's actually a fairly commonly used reaction gif.

5 cents a bottle, plus tax. BITCH(hint:he said almost)

Half Life 3 confirmed.

You forgot to take into account leap years.

most of the people who replied here are retarded.
almost 6 cents a bottle means LESS then 6 cents.
it cost him $0.05666666666 a bottle
they probably charged an odd amount of cents for an even number of bottles.

MFW the likely price scenario is very simple....

Its most likely that the deal was 11 cents for 2 bottles
he paid 33 dollars for 600 bottles.... grocery taxes can = 3% in some states...
therefore he paid 34 dollars.

"for like almost six cents a bottle"

it says almost 6 cents
Doing the math, the bottles would cost about $0.057
which is almost 6 cents

What about the 5 cent bottle deposits? Up to 66 dollars.

Assuming that state has the deposit. Most states don't. And some states have different amounts.

It's 10 cents here.

he said almost 6 cents as well so it could be like 6.5 cents or something

how did this get thumbed? he spent less than $36, which is the cost of them at 6 cents, so why would it cost more than 6 cents?

sorry i meant 5.5

Cashier's FW.

Cashier: quantity?
Customer: 600
Cashier presses Qty 6-0-0
Customer pays
Customer leaves

the cashier has to scan every single one because what if the customer is lying.

I work at publix, we just estimate because we don't really give a shit

it's at that point that you use the quantity button if you have one

he still has to check if he is lying

At less than six cents a pop, I doubt they honestly care.

To all the dumb fucks, observe the difference in color

sneaky motherfucker

Don't yell at eachother. They are fake. I tought it was obvious. Lel.

Half life 3 confirmed

All I want to know is how you changed the color, honestly.

It's the color is got from items. It only lasts 3 days tho and this is my first day.

**matuemco rolls 059**

** turkboy rolls 222**

i can never get it to work

how do i do it?

turkboy rolls 333

turkboy rolls 333

Why are people thumbing up fake trips?

People are just dumb and don't notice it's not bright enough of a text color.

why are you just jealous ?

jealous of what? look at the dark color of his roll

gotta roll it at the beginning of the comment

I love how capslockrage got so mad and tried to tell anyone it's a fake.

I wasn't mad, I just wanted people to know it wasn't real.

Those people were my friends, trying to mess with people like you. You fell right into our joke old chap.

I'm not the one that fell into your joke, the 42 people that thumbed you up are.
Fool.

No they just think it's funny. That's why you can thumb up something.

Are my friends* sorry.

top comments here we come!

omg

sweet trips!

That is the first time I've seen trips.

**capslockrage rolls 471** They aren't trips, it's his text color. then he clicked white text to type in the rest

No it's not, how would he

I don't have his text color, he won colored text and got that color, it amazes me how stupid you people are.

No, you should clearly see that the text is dark and that it doesn't look real.
I'm not pessimistic you're just stupid.

Haha and you need broaden your vocabulary you dolt. See the reason I commented wasn't because I cared, simply because of the fact you are being such ingrate. I never cared if they were real or not. If not he made a joke and deserved a thumb, if it wasn't a joke then he would of rolled trips. So either way it doesn't matter haha. However, the difference is I walk off laughing, and you walk off butthurt. :D

It's actually hilarious because I have a much bigger vocab than you do.
Also you misuse words.
Nothing I have said shows me as an ingrate, nor has anything I have said shown me to be pessimistic.
I'm not even butthurt, I just wanted to show the mentally challenged people the way of colored text so they don't believe a silly joke.

Yes becasue I find calling people dumb fucks as a productive way to help someone haha. As for the incorrect spelling I will admit I trust auto correct too much. As for trying to seem intelligent, I assure you I don't try, it is simply an effect of having a broad scope. As for your "bigger vocab" abbreviation without periods is a spelling mistake in itself, so trying to point out my errors is pointless if you leave one yourself. As for you vocabulary, i'm sure if you were capable of such a feat I would have seen it by now.

You said "I assure you I don't try, it is simply an effect of having a broad scope"
Sounding disabled is the effect? Because I never said you actually sounded intelligent, I said you tried to.

Also, I typed "vocab" hurriedly as I was leaving so I don't really count hat, had I not been in a hurry to finish typing I would have just typed out the entire word.

You must not be in too big of a hurry if you are counting hats. As for my intelligence, having a variety of words at my disposal does suggest a higher mode of thinking and allows me to better communicate by using words with a better fitting definition. "Sounding disabled" This confuses me quite a bit, for how does my wording communicate me being unable to perform? Besides alluding to the world as "Dumb Fucks" is your showing as an ingrate.

You sound disabled because you don't use those words correctly, right now you sound like a redneck trying to sound intelligent.
Please stop trying, you fail miserably.
And an ingrate is somebody who isn't grateful for anything.
Like they get gifts and they don't appreciate them.
Just another example of you having a small vocabulary.
(It only counts as big if you can actually use them correctly)

Ah but you are ungrateful. You are unable to appreciate a joke and you sit around on the internet complaining about it. There is so much in life and you just sit here complaining. That sound pretty ungrateful to me. So no, all the words you say I don't know the meaning of, I said it for a reason but simply one that escapes you. Please show me the plethora of other words I've used wrong. Entertain me, or was the one word you misunderstood all you have?

If anyone is butthurt, I'm pretty sure it would be you..... You're being defensive, and you're trying to prove that you're right even though you're obviously wrong.

Just saying.

So im not allowed to have fun prodding the dolt? :(

Not if you're going to approach it that way.

Soooo trolling has become illegal? That's a right disappointment.

You made it seem as though you were oblivious to the fact that he had used colored text instead of actually rolling, and you ran with it, defending your opinion on the matter, and then saying that you don't care whether or not they were real. That's not trolling, that's being a genuine asshole.

Its called picking a side in an argument ;) And if were going to talk asshole naming everyone "Dumb fucks" was pushing it and that's when I decided to go on the offensive.

Look at the difference in font color. It's clearly fake

Really!?!?!?! With that reputably evidence then I guess my goal to prod the butthurt man is a complete failure!!!

Oh, also, it's reputable* and you used the word incorrectly.
Stop trying to seem intelligent, the only "big words" that you have used have been used incorrectly, you're only embarrassing yourself.

Sundrop flavor, stupid.

Damn I should have known it would taste like sundrop

I personally like it, it's sorta like Sprite with a bit of orange. I think officially it's "citrus" flavor, and well, that'd explain it wouldn't it?

imagine sierra mist,but a little orange or "tang" in it.

The best way I can describe it is like a mix of the aftertaste from a few minutes after drinking mountain dew and flat mountain dew...

The cat is officially retired, he got a gold collar and everything.

Pancake podcast

fuck yeah joe the cat

Look on the bright side you could be Engineer.

Ha!
Side note: Are you black?

I think they just scan one and theres a button to add multiples of the same item

but then again I dont know what a Publix is other than a grocery store

scan one than multiply...

No you are not.

Yeah,, not much work was given into this modified version

What a deal!