The Invention of Man. NEW COMIC! Newest comic here! Enjoy :]<br /><br />  funny Bacon girls sammiches lol God
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The Invention of Man

The Invention of Man. NEW COMIC! Newest comic here! Enjoy :]<br /><br />

NEW COMIC! Newest comic here! Enjoy :]<br /><br />
If you liked it, thumb it up! If you hated it, thumb it down! I don't really care :]<br />
And please... Don't call me sexist. Girls can poke fun at guys but we can't poke fun at them without being called sexist? This was for comedic purposes only.<br />
And Inb4 God's not real.

First, God created man!
The perfect food for the
perfect creature!
seconds to fizzled'
It would help
if it was
so God ALSO mutated.,
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Submitted: 05/22/2010
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User avatar #16 - SlowpokeAttack (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Reposted from the Bible
#104 - thecommenter **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
why did god give women boobies?
so that guys had something to look at while talking to them
-thank you family guy
User avatar #164 - COOKIEHS (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
REPOST. you got this from the bible...
User avatar #156 - Blakichu (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
ok three guys are sent to st. patrick st patrick asksthe first man"how many times have you cheated on your wife?"he replies"i never cheated on my wife i have a perfect marriage"st.patrick tells him"you get to ride a mercedes for the day"
he asked the second the same question he answers"once or twice"st. patricks tells him he has to go on a ride with a cadillac.and the third guy responds "13 times"he rides a rusty ford for the day.the next day the first man was crying and the second one asks him"why are you crying"he responds"my wife is riding a skaateboard!"
User avatar #45 - eldorito (05/22/2010) [+] (13 replies)
But God didn't want us too happy, so he gave her a mouth and vocal cords.
User avatar #147 - Cambro (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
God is creating man and afterwards, he is pleased. Then an angel comes to him and says "but he needs a companion. someone beautiful, someone ellegant who is sensative. Your man needs a WOMAN!" and God says
"You know Lucifer, that ain't a bad idea at all."
#130 - peteflew **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
A man hits his woman with a car, who's fault is it? The man's or the woman's?

It was the man's fault, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
#36 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
#39 to #38 - furfag **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
exactly you dont like love it ;3
User avatar #100 - FreeCANCER (05/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
bacon and women, can't get any better
User avatar #58 - TheFreshPrince (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
When Bear Grylls was a kid he used to eat packages of raw bacon. No lie.
User avatar #242 - KittyWantsCandy (05/22/2010) [-]
"And the Lord said, "Let there be booze." but he saw that Adam was getting too much pussy from that skank Eve and not hanging out with him, so God created the hangover to punish all of man."
User avatar #151 - ScottishPirate (05/22/2010) [-]
But if God created a woman to make bacon....then how did she learn all that other stuff like cleaning and ******* ? o well who cares. I WANNA SAMMICH!
User avatar #140 - spacenigger (05/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
so y do we have people like lady gaga?
User avatar #129 - Sinless (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Angel: You can't put a vagina on that man!

Drunk God: Why not....I'm GOD!!!

Angel: *sigh* Well what do you want to do about the breasts?

Drunk God: Ahh, take a couple out of the bin that we can't find matches for.

User avatar #126 - cinderpaw (05/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
God first created man, then he thought, 'I can do better than that.' and then he created woman.

Hehe, I love that saying. *Prepares for thumbs down*
User avatar #132 to #126 - Bigelow (05/22/2010) [-]
Contrary to popular belief, saying "*prepares for thumbs down*" will actually NOT get you many thumbs up.
#57 - Carlospiceyweiner **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Raw bacon tastes good as **** ! Just chewy, and you run the risk of getting like 50 different types of sickness. but it's totally worth the flavor!!!
#127 - potatopotato **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Which came first, women or the kitchen?
#114 - wtfxbomber **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
in soviet russia, bacon is still epic and doesnt need to be cooked.
User avatar #88 - avatarfan (05/22/2010) [-]
It seems illogical to me that god would put the two most sensitive organs on the male body in a soft sack hanging between their legs....
#75 - Aarik **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
I cant eat bacon :/ Im a jew.

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