My Sides. I could not stop laughing.. Be 21 and attend my favourite asian restaurant server is a bitch to me, complain and somehow I get kicked out. nu money ba
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I could not stop laughing.

Be 21 and attend my favourite asian restaurant
server is a bitch to me, complain and somehow I get kicked out.
nu money back and permanently banned
want to seek revenge
have an idea
everyday I walk to the hunt ofthe restaurant window
pull down my pants and spread my asscheeks against it
hear screams and appal hum inside the restaurant
uh oh
feel a massive nuclear assplosion coming along
decide to stay
spread apart my asscheeks so my cornhole is in perfect sight
tsunami ejects hum my asshole onto the window
looks like blood splatter since my ass was pressed against the window
pull of pants slowly and walk away
continue this trend forthe next couple skweeks. a large earthshaking chocolate duce DH
still don' t shut down and still continue to have business
decide to disguise myself and apply fer a position of cook in the kitchen ofthe restaurant
i' m hired
first day offord, bring ice traits the bathroom
take a large **** guest toilet seat
cut the **** into 12 pieces, we fer each slut ofthe ice tray
fizzle them
at the end ofthe shift start making dumplings, fill each dumpling with a cut up piece utburd
and store in the fridge
next day quit the job, walk to the front window outside ofthe restaurant as the servers bring 9 tables their appetizers ____ __ dumplings
drop my pants. slam my cornhole DH the window and spread apart cheeks SC) far apart yuu could see into my rectum
hurricane ********* flies out of my asshole and splatters against the window
police cume and I run away- not caught
eood inspectors cume the next day fur icall about **** in the food
restaurant closed down, owners mave backto China
revenge is mine
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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#7 - Covenantkilla (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - marvl (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That must've been a ****** day for them asians.



No? I tried to be funny, I'll go now.
User avatar #20 - fitchy (02/28/2013) [-]
this is the fakest story I've seen in a while ...
#30 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
False. Asians can actually read minds.
#39 - lemonpepsiking ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Run Chinese Restaurant   
>Read fortune cookie that foretells of a customer ruining the restaurant   
>Tell waiter to be rude to customer to hopefully get him to leave   
>Have to kick him out and ban him without reason eventually   
>After several 						**********					 later we're closed   
>Move back to China   
>My new boss's fw
>Run Chinese Restaurant
>Read fortune cookie that foretells of a customer ruining the restaurant
>Tell waiter to be rude to customer to hopefully get him to leave
>Have to kick him out and ban him without reason eventually
>After several ********** later we're closed
>Move back to China
>My new boss's fw
#19 - locodominicano (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Restaurant owners face when
#6 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
>tfw sitting in window booth
>tfw sitting in window booth
#38 - MasterManiac (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
4/10 at least make it believable
4/10 at least make it believable
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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#2 - tabbykitty (02/27/2013) [-]
That was crazy.
#29 - maaarknuuuut (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #32 - halfi (02/28/2013) [-]
Nothing has ever happened as hard as this did not
User avatar #34 - brenen (02/28/2013) [-]
You should see a doctor if you're really ******** that much
#15 - bigsaltyballs ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
everyones fw the last day
+3
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#8 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (02/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - facetiousrunner (02/27/2013) [-]
but i laughed out loud for once
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