I speak a little English.... . AVERAGE. momma. OF. Fake, do you know how many mexicans we have? There's no way this is a real statistic.
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User avatar #100 - demandsgayversion (02/27/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Fake, do you know how many mexicans we have? There's no way this is a real statistic.
#221 - rmoran (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We speak the common language of freedom
We speak the common language of freedom
#224 - twilightsparkleftw (02/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
It isn't relevant to be able to speak more than English in America, it might sound stuck up but it's true. We're a very large country that has two neighbors, Mexico, that you're only actually close to if you live in like 5 of 50 states and Canada which is also English speaking. As apposed to Europe where it is very relevant to speak a few languages because your country is generally quite small and surrounded by 3 or 4 other countries that speak a different language then your own, yes I'm sure Europeans are better off for it but it's not because Americans are all stupid and fat it's mainly just geography.
It isn't relevant to be able to speak more than English in America, it might sound stuck up but it's true. We're a very large country that has two neighbors, Mexico, that you're only actually close to if you live in like 5 of 50 states and Canada which is also English speaking. As apposed to Europe where it is very relevant to speak a few languages because your country is generally quite small and surrounded by 3 or 4 other countries that speak a different language then your own, yes I'm sure Europeans are better off for it but it's not because Americans are all stupid and fat it's mainly just geography.
#13 - hertogrick (02/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Dutch, English and German
User avatar #2 - bumbie (02/27/2013) [+] (19 replies)
i can talk 3 languages
i feel special
User avatar #21 to #2 - blackcomet (02/27/2013) [-]
English isn't among them.
#350 - blanchardd (02/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#71 - redthumbmaster ONLINE (02/27/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I'm from Ohio and i speak English, Spanish, Arabic, and some Latin (useless i know).   
The fact that these statistics are written in pen or marker next to some drawn flags tells me how inaccurate it probably is.
I'm from Ohio and i speak English, Spanish, Arabic, and some Latin (useless i know).
The fact that these statistics are written in pen or marker next to some drawn flags tells me how inaccurate it probably is.
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#206 - A Pickle (02/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Every person living in America is a fat retarded redneck   
   
ha ha ha   
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Every person living in America is a fat retarded redneck

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User avatar #4 - famouspork (02/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
so some US citizens can,t speak one complete language? HOW? please explain statistically, unless little kids are part of the equation
#7 to #4 - rossoneri (02/27/2013) [-]
Let's not get all butt-hurt now.
#640 - ost (02/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Swedish, German, French, English, Danish, Norwegian.
User avatar #584 - mooghens (02/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Obviously fake.
Frenchmen would never speak another language.
User avatar #587 to #584 - lolme ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Wrong. They need to say "I surrender" in English, so people can understand them.
#260 - zomgodness (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah but these statistics are bullshit and I am not even an Americafag or even from an English speaking country (East-Europe baby).   
   
Firstly, and most importantly, most countries like the Netherlands and Sweden speak English as their second language. So that means you already have 2 languages down.   
   
Second of all, Dutch and German language (and don't crucify me here, I am just talking about the language) is fairly similar, so it is easy for the Dutch to learn German and vice versa (at least much easier compared to a total outsider). Furthermore, the Dutch have languages  within their state like Frisian, so the statistics go even more down the drain.    
   
This also goes for the Scandinavian languages. They are not as similar as Dutch and German but already have a common ground on which they can easily built their way to learning the other Scandinavian languages.   
   
I don't even know why I am talking about this, it just generally annoyed me that this statistic is supposed to show off intelligence of some countries but is an actual BS. Following this statistic, than most of my countrymen and me speak Bosnian, Montenegrian, Serbian, Croatian, kinda Bulgarian and Slovenian etc. 5.5 up in this bitch.
Yeah but these statistics are bullshit and I am not even an Americafag or even from an English speaking country (East-Europe baby).

Firstly, and most importantly, most countries like the Netherlands and Sweden speak English as their second language. So that means you already have 2 languages down.

Second of all, Dutch and German language (and don't crucify me here, I am just talking about the language) is fairly similar, so it is easy for the Dutch to learn German and vice versa (at least much easier compared to a total outsider). Furthermore, the Dutch have languages within their state like Frisian, so the statistics go even more down the drain.

This also goes for the Scandinavian languages. They are not as similar as Dutch and German but already have a common ground on which they can easily built their way to learning the other Scandinavian languages.

I don't even know why I am talking about this, it just generally annoyed me that this statistic is supposed to show off intelligence of some countries but is an actual BS. Following this statistic, than most of my countrymen and me speak Bosnian, Montenegrian, Serbian, Croatian, kinda Bulgarian and Slovenian etc. 5.5 up in this bitch.
#213 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
http://www.vistawide.com() /languages/20countries() most_languages.htm

US is number five. European countries aren't even on the top 10 list. See, when you back up your statements, you actually look smarter. Rather than just using xenophobia and MS paint. I knew Europeans were ignorant, i just didn't know it was this bad.
#104 - connorsg (02/27/2013) [-]
1.g ? okay... grow up china
1.g ? okay... grow up china
#575 - mankey (02/28/2013) [-]
I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
User avatar #513 - KillerKlownKKK (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I speak 3 languages. English, Drunk English and Holy Fuck I'm wasted English.
#92 - randomersixonetwo (02/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why would we need to learn English.
We already know American. You're all stupid.
#696 - vuican (02/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#275 - iizsimon (02/28/2013) [-]
>mfw i speak π languages
>mfw i speak π languages
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