I must repent

He says stop doing man's laws and rules and obey God's commandments.

When it was man who created God's commandments since religion was created by man.

please don't kill me this is just an observation

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#146 to #145 - fourtwentt ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

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#163 to #145 - drewsky (02/28/2013) [-]

Supposedly, God made the commandments and man made stipulations and loopholes.

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#19 - cupotruth (02/28/2013) [-]

This shit head better meet his god very soon so we can all be happier.

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#99 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I swear... I believe God would rather have a respectful athiest around instead of a hateful christian.... -_-

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#227 to #99 - N. Korean citizen (03/07/2013) [-]

What the fuck is that suppose to mean?

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#201 to #99 - bigmanfifty (02/28/2013) [-]

The conversation would be a little one-sided thought, no?

"Hey Bob"
"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EXIST"
"You wanna a tour of heaven?"
"NO! GOAWAY!"

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#137 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#168 to #137 - aklidic (02/28/2013) [-]

You know, it doesn't say anything about Joseph after the temple if i'm correct. That was when Jesus was a teen. Plus you know, he also had a mom, who basically attended to all of his physical needs (food water etc). If anything Jesus had more earthly mother than father.

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#84 - Schwarzenegger (02/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)

Why does FJ jump all over a Christian when he expresses his views on homosexuality, but defends a Christian when an atheist trashes him?

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#110 to #84 - pokemonstheshiz (02/28/2013) [-]

Because both are cause by someone being a cunt about other people's business/opinions.

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#91 to #84 - redrex ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

i don't care about christians, they can do their own things, but when they throw mortality to the side and start bashing on someone for their sexual reference and telling them they are gonna burn in hell for an eternity because they are a living, walking sin. THEN I have a problem with those christians.

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#105 to #91 - Schwarzenegger (02/28/2013) [-]

Thanks for your input.

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#86 to #84 - satanisthesavior (02/28/2013) [-]

Because not all christians are bad people, same as it is with any religious, political or social group (give or take a few. Pretty sure all the Nazi's were bad people, for example.)

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#107 to #86 - Schwarzenegger (02/28/2013) [-]

Thanks for the input.

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#87 to #84 - sirformidio (02/28/2013) [-]

Because Atheists have this ironic 'Holier than thou' aura about them.
They see christians as inferior because they believe in something they don't.
And they're assholes about it.
They don't see the irony in acting like a total asshole to Christians just because they're Christian, but they bitch and moan when Christians complain about Atheists for no other reason than "They're Atheist."

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#113 to #87 - pokemonstheshiz (02/28/2013) [-]

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#108 to #87 - Schwarzenegger (02/28/2013) [-]

Thanks for the input.

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#164 - tkfourtwoone (02/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)

2 or 3 little things about this:

- If homosexuality does indeed depend on one's genes, then being homosexual is no different than being a dwarf or albino. It's genetic diversity & either of the 2 other "disorders" (call them what you may) have no restrictions on civil rights
- Difference between homosexuals and pedophiles: a little, teeny-weeny tiny thing called CONSENT! A pedophile doesn't have sexual intercourse with the full consent of his "partner", same way that zoophilia is and should be banned
- As long as a citizen pays his taxes & debts towards the state like any other citizen next to him, I don't see why he or she shouldn't benefit of the same amount of rights
- How can homosexuals be "abominations before God", if we are all God's children and God allows homosexuals to exist in the first place?

Your move, Christians
P.S.: What's that thing that Jesus said about homosexuals in the first place?... oh, yeah, right!

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#173 to #164 - practicalproblems (02/28/2013) [-]

*your move, bigots

Not every Christian is an ignorant buffoon who uses their blatant hatred to bring down a group of people.

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#176 to #173 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Thank you

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#171 to #164 - myrrdhin (02/28/2013) [-]

Damn right!

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#181 to #164 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]

I'm a christian, i think being a homosexual is wrong and does go against nature. Does it mean i hate them? No. Do i treat them differently? No. It's their choice and i respect that and will love them no less for it.

Just saying because food for thought; Take away my religious beliefs and i'd still consider homosexuality 'wrong' because my conscience tells me so. However just because you believe something is wrong is doesnt neccessarily make it so.

TL;DR: Christian, think being gay is wrong, dont love them any less for it.

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#197 to #181 - babyanalraper (02/28/2013) [-]

It's not against nature, but it's less natural

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#196 to #181 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/28/2013) [-]

By saying it's against nature, you are objectively wrong. It occurs in nature. Also, the whole "your conscience tells you that homosexuality is wrong" thing is utter bullshit. It's 100% because of your beliefs. There is no rational reason to come to that conclusion.

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#191 to #181 - tkfourtwoone (02/28/2013) [-]

Homosexuality is against the basic concept of reproduction, true, but how do you explain that it is a phenomenon also encountered in nature?

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#177 to #164 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Some people see God and Jesus as being one in the same, so everything said by God was said by Jesus and everything said by Jesus was said by God... I can kinda see where they're coming from but still, why bitch about it?

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#178 to #177 - tkfourtwoone (02/28/2013) [-]

No, that's just nitpicking between Old and New Testament. It's pretty funny how many, many Christians CHOOSE what part of Christianity to follow, yet considering themselves full-blown believers...

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#147 - coolchalkyxxx (02/28/2013) [-]

I would like to apologize on behalf of this man, and state were not all douchebags.

Sincerely,
A Christian who has gay friends.

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#9 - N. Korean citizen (02/27/2013) [+] (19 replies)

Well, considering that the bible isn't against raping children...

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#13 to #9 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]

Wrong book, the quran is the one where they do that.

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#16 to #13 - meltdownlol (02/28/2013) [-]

They did that in the bible too.

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#17 to #16 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]

Can I please have the verse?

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#20 to #17 - meltdownlol (02/28/2013) [-]

Genesis 38
Genesis 35:22
Isaiah 13:15-18
there is heaps of stuff like that include child killings

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#24 to #20 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]

Genesis 38:
At that time, Judah left his brothers and went down to stay with a man of Adullam named Hirah. 2 There Judah met the daughter of a Canaanite man named Shua. He married her and made love to her; 3 she became pregnant and gave birth to a son, who was named Er. 4 She conceived again and gave birth to a son and named him Onan. 5 She gave birth to still another son and named him Shelah. It was at Kezib that she gave birth to him.

Genesis 35:22
While Israel was living in that region, Reuben went in and slept with his father’s concubine Bilhah, and Israel heard of it.

Isaiah 13:15-18
A prophecy against Babylon that Isaiah son of Amoz saw:

I read those there is nothing about having sex with children please quote a specific verse where it happens because I didn't find it in those.

P.S. I read them all I just didn't post the whole verse.

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#27 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]

Rebecca was born shortly after the Binding of Issac (Bible mentions Rebecca's birth before the death of Sarah, which was the result of finding out about the Binding of Issac). Bible states that Sarah was 90 at the age of Issac's Birth (Sarah was 10 years younger than Abraham and Abraham was 100 at the birth of Issac). After the Binding of Issac the bible states that Sarah died after hearing the news that her only son nearly died and that she was the ripe age of 127. From here we can deduce that Issac was 37 at the age of the Binding of Issac. Later the bible states that Issac was 40 when he married Rebecca. If Issac was 37 at the birth of Rebecca and 40 at the time he married her, that means she was 3 when she 'married' him.

Pedophilia!

Lawyered!

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#30 to #27 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]

Good conclusion mate! But it still doesn't say he had sex with her, I'm sure if he did that god would have thrown that in there, if you read the previous verses they have a bit of that in there. Not to say he didn't have sex with her when she was of age (what ever that was back then).

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#79 to #27 - jikario (02/28/2013) [-]

She was married to Isaac but they didn't conceive a child until 45 years after the marriage. In the bible it was common to arrange marriages to young children (Even at ages such as 3) for them to grow up and conceive children later. Just because Isaac was 40 and she was 3 didn't mean they fucked when she was 3. Besides, thats only from one translation of the book, the other translation stated Rebecca was born much earlier, and was actually 39 at the time of their marriage.

Also, all of the events leading up to their wedding (Which she couldn't possibly physically do while she was only 3) Are all illustrated in traditional orthodox Hebrew weddings, which assume she was 39 at the time of the marriage.

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#35 to #27 - llamadude (02/28/2013) [-]

I think this was about raping children, not pedophilia. Marriage I think gives consent from god to both of them to have sex. If they were married, god would say that the sex is justifiable. I am not Christian and have not extensively read the Bible or learned about it but I have learned a decent amount from friends and reading parts of the Bible.

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#37 to #35 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]

Sex with Children is rape. Child marriages to adults is rape. That's why its called statutory rape.

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#40 to #37 - llamadude (02/28/2013) [-]

Statutory rape is when there is no consent given for the sex. Plus statutory rape is a man-made law and societal ideals. This is about god's words. God does not differentiate marriage with minors or adults and therefore gives consent to all of them. As long as you are married under God, he gives the consent to intercourse. I am agnostic so don't think I am a theist or atheist. I just use the words and knowledge that I have seen and heard and use that for my arguments. Not personal appeals.

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#22 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]

Issac was 40 and Rebecca was 3 when they were married.

Combination of Genesis 22:23 & 25:20.

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#26 to #22 - addex (02/28/2013) [-]

22:23: Bethuel became the father of Rebekah.

25:20: and Isaac was forty years old when he married Rebekah daughter of Bethuel the Aramean from Paddan Aram[a] and sister of Laban the Aramean.

Please show me where it says she was three years old.

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#21 to #9 - thatonesouthernkid (02/28/2013) [-]

clearly.

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#59 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]

THE BIBLE DOES HOWEVER state to follow the laws of your country to the best of your ability so long as it does not collide with God's law.

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#38 to #9 - MRfunnyFACE (02/28/2013) [-]

it was a different time, by the time you were 16 you probably were on your way to having a baby

however, since it is not in the bible being a pedophile seems to be just dandy according the the Bible. It was common for teenage girls to marry grown men back then.

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#169 to #9 - aklidic (02/28/2013) [-]

It's not written specifically, but love thy neighbor covers it I think

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#174 to #169 - baconfattie ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Prostitutes can be neighbours, why stone them then?

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#209 to #174 - aklidic (02/28/2013) [-]

That was in the old testament. Jesus changed that when he said love thy neighbor

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#85 - satanisthesavior (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

What I want to do is to take Kyle there, and all the people like Kyle, and to give them a choice: Either live and agree to follow "man's law and man's ideas" or die and follow "god's law" in heaven. If you don't like it here in the mortal world, then you can take your religious ass straight to the afterlife.

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#175 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Homosexuality is usually based on a mutual sexual relationship

Pedophilia is only "beneficial" to one party as I can hardly see a child of proper "pedo" age being able to understand and agree with the terms of the "relationship"

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#180 to #175 - sarphog (02/28/2013) [-]

13 year old girl, 30 year old man.

Your move

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#190 to #180 - leanonwut (02/28/2013) [-]

Wait for the legal age

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#155 - deadmeme (02/28/2013) [-]

gay relationships can be consensual, one between a prepubescent child and a paedophile can't.

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#151 - clockworkhearts (02/28/2013) [-]

Just stop talking Kyle.

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#14 - brokentoaster (02/28/2013) [-]

REPENT!!! And thou shalt be saved,

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#150 - KillerKlownKKK (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

The bible deals with Homosexuality 2 times. (saying it's wrong) The bible also states the shell fish is wrong 8 different times. (Well not wrong but you're not supposed to eat shell fish) But no one abides by that.

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#166 to #150 - valkeyere (02/28/2013) [-]

Well I've not had shellfish... not due to any moral code mind you, just havent had shellfish.

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#89 - mion (02/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)

If you consider that, pedophilia isn't exactly forbidden in the bible, is it?

Sorry, I haven't read the bible (nor do I intend doing so), but afaik, it only forbids same sex relationships.

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#98 to #89 - Zeigh (02/28/2013) [-]

It's never really expressly forbidden, in fact there are more occasions where it encourages pedophilia.

Besides even if homosexuality WERE simply a perversion then it still wouldn't be like pedophilia because homosexuality is between two consenting adults.

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#170 to #89 - aklidic (02/28/2013) [-]

Jesus said love thy neighbor and I think child rape falls into not loving them
(inb4 love means sex joke)

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#120 to #89 - alsohaschel (02/28/2013) [-]

back in biblical times if a girl wasn't married by 15 people thought there was something wrong with her.
usually they got married out by their families around 13.

even on into midevil times wealthier families engaged their children as young as 8.

granted life expectancies back then were around 40-50 years so people were considered adults at like 10.

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#115 to #89 - ninjasquirle (02/28/2013) [-]

Shut the fuck up before you ruin it for all of us.

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#41 - hauptishere (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)

I'm pretty sure back in the time the bible was written, most girls were married by 14. So I'd have to say we're better off now. Also Leviticus is a douche.

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#77 to #41 - jikario (02/28/2013) [-]

Leviticus wasn't a person. It meant "Book of Levites" Which were a sect of Hebrews. Study the bible a bit more before you judge its literature. There's a reason its the most studied book in the world.

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#42 to #41 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (02/28/2013) [-]

by 9 but close

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#55 to #42 - jokeface (02/28/2013) [-]

Wasn't it whenever they started ovulating? I thought that doesn't happen until they're like 12 or 13?

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