An inspiration to us all. If this gets enough thumbs, I'll tell the story of each of the five times my dad was arrested in college.. I would like to tell the st
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An inspiration to us all

If this gets enough thumbs, I'll tell the story of each of the five times my dad was arrested in college.

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I would like to tell the story of my father, one of
the most awesome people I know. He was born
with autism, but despite this he excelled in school
for one single reason, a reason that he would tell
no one. Against all odds, he was named
Valedictorian of his graduating class, He proudly
took the stage, clasped the microphone in his
hands, and proclaimed "Before I start my speech,
I would like to address a serious issue that is
gripping our country: California Hot Tub Rectal
His microphone was quickly
unplugged and he was removed from the stage,
His diploma was sent to him in the mail, And that
is the single reason why my dad strove to do his
best in school,
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User avatar #1 - vatra (02/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Don't be a thumb whore just tell us the other stories.
#43 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2013) [+] (42 replies)
Am I the only one who's more impressed by the fact that a person with autism gets laid rather than them actually excelling in academia? I mean, being book smart is expected of them due to their enhanced cognitive ability and lack of social distractions whereas for love/getting-laid part, women are absolutely repulsed by guys who are completely socially awkward and inept.
Am I the only one who's more impressed by the fact that a person with autism gets laid rather than them actually excelling in academia? I mean, being book smart is expected of them due to their enhanced cognitive ability and lack of social distractions whereas for love/getting-laid part, women are absolutely repulsed by guys who are completely socially awkward and inept.
#16 - notsureiffunny (02/27/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I have a theory that the only reason that autistic people excel in education is because they have social problems, not more innate intelligence. They are merely less or not distracted by friends, and trying to summon up the balls to talk to Sally with the nice ass sitting in the next row.
#35 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i have a few disorders (Oppositional Defiance Disorder, Trichotillomania, a few others) and am sometimes am with others with disorders. The thing I have noticed- and I am not trying to be offensive in anyway- is that they seem so cinematic. By cinematic I mean they seem to act as the main character in a movie... Sorry, I felt this was a bit interesting to share =/
#36 to #35 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
Oppositional Defiance Disorder is not a real disorder.

For one, being a little **** is not a disorder.

And two, it's a made up catch-all disorder so they can medicate or discredit anyone they want.
#68 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Didnt read :|
User avatar #74 to #68 - basham (02/28/2013) [-]
Shut up anon.
#102 - justagame (02/28/2013) [-]
A true inspiration
#99 - omgroflzomg (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There be a 						*********					 a-brewing below me.
There be a ********* a-brewing below me.
#14 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [+] (71 replies)
I hate mentally disabled people. They're so ******* useless. I'm talking about the hardcore kind, not the people with slight OCD or something problems. I'm only talking about the hard core mentally disabled. They're all leeches and parasites. They leech off of everyone around them. They can never live on their own, someone always has to take care of them, and they'll never have a job. They're a burden to everyone around them. All they do is take and give absolutely nothing in return. They can never be a productive member of society.
User avatar #17 to #14 - doctorhitmarker (02/27/2013) [-]
It's not exactly their fault they have a disability now is it?
#156 - eattherich (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #177 - ipaintmyfloor (02/28/2013) [-]
My dad may not be that awesome, but at least he doesn't have autism.
#61 - Detroits Ayrab (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh god
Oh god
#10 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
people who have autism are known to excel in school and other academics.
User avatar #181 - llshadowz (02/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Suddenly, everyone on Funnyjunk is either Autistic or has a degree in psychology
#144 - ytwojericho (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think your dad is a pretty cool guy. He is pretty funny and doesn't afraid of anything.
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#154 to #148 - pxthreezerothree (02/28/2013) [-]
You don't know much about autism do you?
User avatar #116 - znigga (02/28/2013) [+] (33 replies)
is you're dad actually autistic?
#155 to #116 - cheesemongerbane (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh god a grammar error, prepare yourself buddy I am so sorry for the amount of red thumbs that will be coming your way
Oh god a grammar error, prepare yourself buddy I am so sorry for the amount of red thumbs that will be coming your way
#105 - gibroner (02/28/2013) [-]
Your father is a true Hero
Your father is a true Hero
#42 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc

I'll just leave this here.
#146 - zekeon (02/28/2013) [-]
Define "enough thumbs"
Define "enough thumbs"
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