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An inspiration to us all
Uploaded by: chuffberry
If this gets enough thumbs, I'll tell the story of each of the five times my dad was arrested in college.
I would like to tell the story of my father, one of
the most awesome people I know. He was born
with autism, but despite this he excelled in school
for one single reason, a reason that he would tell
no one. Against all odds, he was named
Valedictorian of his graduating class, He proudly
took the stage, clasped the microphone in his
hands, and proclaimed "Before I start my speech,
I would like to address a serious issue that is
gripping our country: California Hot Tub Rectal
His microphone was quickly
unplugged and he was removed from the stage,
His diploma was sent to him in the mail, And that
is the single reason why my dad strove to do his
best in school,
the most awesome people I know. He was born
with autism, but despite this he excelled in school
for one single reason, a reason that he would tell
no one. Against all odds, he was named
Valedictorian of his graduating class, He proudly
took the stage, clasped the microphone in his
hands, and proclaimed "Before I start my speech,
I would like to address a serious issue that is
gripping our country: California Hot Tub Rectal
His microphone was quickly
unplugged and he was removed from the stage,
His diploma was sent to him in the mail, And that
is the single reason why my dad strove to do his
best in school,
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Don't be a thumb whore just tell us the other stories.
#43
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weenieandthebutt (02/27/2013) [+]
(42 replies)
Am I the only one who's more impressed by the fact that a person with autism gets laid rather than them actually excelling in academia? I mean, being book smart is expected of them due to their enhanced cognitive ability and lack of social distractions whereas for love/getting-laid part, women are absolutely repulsed by guys who are completely socially awkward and inept.
#16
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notsureiffunny (02/27/2013) [+]
(14 replies)
I have a theory that the only reason that autistic people excel in education is because they have social problems, not more innate intelligence. They are merely less or not distracted by friends, and trying to summon up the balls to talk to Sally with the nice ass sitting in the next row.
#177
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ipaintmyfloor (02/28/2013) [-]
My dad may not be that awesome, but at least he doesn't have autism.
#10
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N. Korean citizen (02/27/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
people who have autism are known to excel in school and other academics.
Suddenly, everyone on Funnyjunk is either Autistic or has a degree in psychology
#144
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ytwojericho (02/28/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
I think your dad is a pretty cool guy. He is pretty funny and doesn't afraid of anything.
#210
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2013) [-]
My high school valedictorian was this really shy kid. literally in the 4 years I went to school with him I heard him say maybe 5 words. At graduation when he came up for his speech he stood at the podium for a few minutes saying nothing. Then all of a sudden he takes out a lighter and a cigar lights it up takes a puff and yells "Im valedictorian............BITCH!!!!!!! He was tackled and taken off by itemsistrators. Its the most memorable thing that happened in my high school career.