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#18 - adrenacrome (02/27/2013) [-]
Spend a couple days realizing you are alpha and can get any girl you want. This will actually rewire your brain to be mote alpha. It's science. Remember. You are alpha as ******* **** . Then next time you see her, just walk right up to her, big smile, big ol confident alpha smile. Say hey "her name" how is your day going. Proceed with meaningless small talk. If you care about what she says, that means she is the right girl for you, and you will be able to make this small talk work without much effort. Just know that whatever you say will come off as something she finds semi interesting. If not, **** her. She isn't right. So only let this go on a few lines. Talk about the weather, talk about the one thing about your job everyone hates or talk about that New movie you want to see. One or two mins tops. Then say, well "her name" I think we should grab a drink after work, or whenever you know you will both be off. Remember, you know she will say yes. If she doesn't its her loss because you are awesome. Trust me, if she is worth your time she will say yes. then its all up to you my friend. Just remember for the next few days constantly remind yourself, you are awesome, you are alpha, any girl would be lucky for you to take her out, and above all else, you are nice. Keep rewiring your brain. Swear to god it works. Then its All easy after that. Great thing about confidence is if she shoots you down, it just makes you say, wow, that was easy and you will be more confident and successful. But do.t worry. It will work. You know why? Because you are awesome and most of us on funnyjunk love you regardless. Now grab life by the horns you alpha mother ****** you.
#20 to #18 - anonmynous ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Wow I'm not OP but I appreciated this for I have similar troubles.
#23 to #20 - thytruth ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
lol, thanks for the advise man, I think I might give it a shot
#24 to #23 - adrenacrome (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey no worries. That's what were here for. Well and boobs. But mostly to make each others lives better :)
#29 to #24 - thytruth ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
True :D
I should be able to see her next Monday.... I have been thinking of millions of ways to try to approach her.
Lets hope we're not work loaded on that day or it will suck :S
#32 to #29 - adrenacrome (02/28/2013) [-]
Just remember man. You're awesome and you got this in the bag. The approach is as easy as you make it. And this one is gonna be real easy. This is coming from a guy who for the first time in his life approached a girl at a punk show and just did exactly what I am telling you to do, and for the first time just going up to a girl and talking worked. Got another date with her tonight!! Just use the trick I have taught you, but use it well and wisely. Anyone can be alpha, but when the nice guys like us learn the trick, and use this great power with great responsibility, we are the most epic guys girls ever meet, and exactly what they want in a guy. Just smile. Girls love a smile. Let me know how it goes :)
#33 to #32 - thytruth ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'm really nervous but i'll try my best, it's like I have an exam on coming up but this is the first one that really matters to me.
By the way good luck on your date ;)
#40 to #33 - adrenacrome (03/05/2013) [-]
Well OP? How did it go? Great success?
#41 to #40 - thytruth ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Nah not really I'm afraid :(
It was hard to get some alone time with her, but I managed to sneak into their team and have a chat with her though.
Damn I still need more time with her, I must be able to see her again, there must be a way.
#42 to #41 - adrenacrome (03/05/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter who is there man. Don't be afraid. You ******* got this. If you ask her in front of a bunch of people it makes you look even more desirable. She will not say no. You will succeed. You just have to ask her. Say you want to go out for a beer with her. The rest is easy. Don't be afraid. Be glad you are lucky enough to be alive to take a risk like asking a girl like that out. Do you know what the odds are you are even here? Incalculably impossibly small. Compared to that, the odds of getting a date with her are huge, and you owe it to the Universe to ask her out. It let you be here for some reason, so live it the **** up!!! You got this in the bag man. I believe in you. And belief from a random person on the internet is like gold my friend... like gold in your pocket.
#43 to #42 - thytruth ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Well the problem is she's shy and she doesn't know me that well, she's a delicate girl and that's one of the reasons I like her.
I just need her to know me well enough before i risk taking that step, I believe if I was hasty, I'll loose her for good.
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