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#18
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adrenacrome (02/27/2013) [-]
Spend a couple days realizing you are alpha and can get any girl you want. This will actually rewire your brain to be mote alpha. It's science. Remember. You are alpha as fucking fuck. Then next time you see her, just walk right up to her, big smile, big ol confident alpha smile. Say hey "her name" how is your day going. Proceed with meaningless small talk. If you care about what she says, that means she is the right girl for you, and you will be able to make this small talk work without much effort. Just know that whatever you say will come off as something she finds semi interesting. If not, fuck her. She isn't right. So only let this go on a few lines. Talk about the weather, talk about the one thing about your job everyone hates or talk about that New movie you want to see. One or two mins tops. Then say, well "her name" I think we should grab a drink after work, or whenever you know you will both be off. Remember, you know she will say yes. If she doesn't its her loss because you are awesome. Trust me, if she is worth your time she will say yes. then its all up to you my friend. Just remember for the next few days constantly remind yourself, you are awesome, you are alpha, any girl would be lucky for you to take her out, and above all else, you are nice. Keep rewiring your brain. Swear to god it works. Then its All easy after that. Great thing about confidence is if she shoots you down, it just makes you say, wow, that was easy and you will be more confident and successful. But do.t worry. It will work. You know why? Because you are awesome and most of us on funnyjunk love you regardless. Now grab life by the horns you alpha mother fucker you.
#32 to #29
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adrenacrome (02/28/2013) [-]
Just remember man. You're awesome and you got this in the bag. The approach is as easy as you make it. And this one is gonna be real easy. This is coming from a guy who for the first time in his life approached a girl at a punk show and just did exactly what I am telling you to do, and for the first time just going up to a girl and talking worked. Got another date with her tonight!! Just use the trick I have taught you, but use it well and wisely. Anyone can be alpha, but when the nice guys like us learn the trick, and use this great power with great responsibility, we are the most epic guys girls ever meet, and exactly what they want in a guy. Just smile. Girls love a smile. Let me know how it goes :)
#42 to #41
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adrenacrome (03/05/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter who is there man. Don't be afraid. You fucking got this. If you ask her in front of a bunch of people it makes you look even more desirable. She will not say no. You will succeed. You just have to ask her. Say you want to go out for a beer with her. The rest is easy. Don't be afraid. Be glad you are lucky enough to be alive to take a risk like asking a girl like that out. Do you know what the odds are you are even here? Incalculably impossibly small. Compared to that, the odds of getting a date with her are huge, and you owe it to the Universe to ask her out. It let you be here for some reason, so live it the fuck up!!! You got this in the bag man. I believe in you. And belief from a random person on the internet is like gold my friend... like gold in your pocket.