advise needed. I hope this goes well :|.. Spend a couple days realizing you are alpha and can get any girl you want. This will actually rewire your brain to be mote alpha. It's science. Remember. You ar
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I hope this goes well :|

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#18 - adrenacrome (02/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Spend a couple days realizing you are alpha and can get any girl you want. This will actually rewire your brain to be mote alpha. It's science. Remember. You are alpha as ******* **** . Then next time you see her, just walk right up to her, big smile, big ol confident alpha smile. Say hey "her name" how is your day going. Proceed with meaningless small talk. If you care about what she says, that means she is the right girl for you, and you will be able to make this small talk work without much effort. Just know that whatever you say will come off as something she finds semi interesting. If not, **** her. She isn't right. So only let this go on a few lines. Talk about the weather, talk about the one thing about your job everyone hates or talk about that New movie you want to see. One or two mins tops. Then say, well "her name" I think we should grab a drink after work, or whenever you know you will both be off. Remember, you know she will say yes. If she doesn't its her loss because you are awesome. Trust me, if she is worth your time she will say yes. then its all up to you my friend. Just remember for the next few days constantly remind yourself, you are awesome, you are alpha, any girl would be lucky for you to take her out, and above all else, you are nice. Keep rewiring your brain. Swear to god it works. Then its All easy after that. Great thing about confidence is if she shoots you down, it just makes you say, wow, that was easy and you will be more confident and successful. But do.t worry. It will work. You know why? Because you are awesome and most of us on funnyjunk love you regardless. Now grab life by the horns you alpha mother ****** you.
User avatar #3 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Ay baby wan sum fuk?
User avatar #1 - pebar (02/27/2013) [-]
"wanna hang out some time?"
User avatar #37 - danishprincess (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good luck you :)
Tell us how it went :D
User avatar #22 - smsinn (02/27/2013) [-]
Advice: Grow some Balls, walk up and ask her out. There's no reason you shouldn't try. Take a chance and hope for the best.

I currently just had a separation with a girl I been with for 2 yrs, but we barely every got to see one another due to military between the both of us, But I just met a girl a couple days ago, and all I did was ask if they would like to go on a date and she said yes.

Take a leap of faith my young fellow, and you may succeed.
User avatar #14 - ofc (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Btw, if you're not looking for thumbs disable the ability to thumb on this content. And about the girl, stop being a pussy and talk to her!
#7 - thragtusk (02/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
compliments and ask her to help you do the job better e.g. how do you do this i cant blah blah blah
User avatar #11 to #9 - thragtusk (02/27/2013) [-]
with the given information i tried
#2 - psychopsychedelic (02/27/2013) [-]
Just ask him
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User avatar #31 - bcsaint ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
are you still taking advice?
User avatar #27 - bcsaint ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
advice to come... to busy at the moment
User avatar #26 - Dakafal (02/27/2013) [-]
Literally just walk up to her and tell her you think she's cute/pretty/beautiful and ask for her number. I do this all day on campus and I'd say it works 8/10 times.
User avatar #25 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's an advice board. You'll probably get some more help there.
#21 - Birdstone (02/27/2013) [-]
bro i know everyone is probably sayin this but just ask her out. yes she might say no soooo what? will you be any worse off for it? i doubt it. girls are attracted to confidence. not sayin go be a dick but really whats the worse that can happen? plus if she says no and is put on a different shift you got time to work out and get sexy before she sees you again and is like fuuuuuuuuck shoulda got that dick
User avatar #19 - collegedood (02/27/2013) [-]
1. ???
2. profit

seriously i dont have any meaningful advise, i stopped dating after my relationships only lasted for a month(and i go to an engineering college)
User avatar #6 - gunboyx (02/27/2013) [-]
Just ask her out to a date or coffee..... No need to think too much.
User avatar #5 - intellectualsexual (02/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
from a girls perspective, you should just be up front and tell her how you feel. she might feel the same way
User avatar #4 - vatra (02/27/2013) [-]
1. Get yourself switched to her shift
2. employ flirting skills of Zeus himself
3. proceed to repopulate the world like bunnies
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