Hands.. . I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting tor my morn to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that' s something I m when
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Hands.

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting tor my
morn to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that' s something I m
when I' m berm. and this dude walks by and says, "hey baby, what else
can you with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in
the sweetest way possible, "strangle you."
Ant) I think I actually scared him because his eyes got Hind wide and he
just walked away.
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Banned in it countried ' t .
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User avatar #2 - ruskitrash (02/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm into that kind of stuff....

please don't judge me
#1 - keasen (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am i the only one that would have taken that as turn on??
#22 - krakalakin (02/27/2013) [-]
What I would be thinking if she said that
#37 - stocxt (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then you find out he has an asphyxiation fetish.
#25 - zionsype (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #20 - Ruspanic (02/27/2013) [-]
kinky bitch
User avatar #13 - nimba (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That is my fetish
User avatar #31 - mrfourtysevenman (02/28/2013) [-]
he must have seen her boner.
User avatar #15 - monkeysniper (02/27/2013) [-]
Hell, if i got told that I'd still laugh
#14 - toolbox (02/27/2013) [-]
She forgot to show that it was a witty comeback???

"strangle you :)"
#43 - hammerfell (02/28/2013) [-]
Why the guy really walked away
#29 - secretmouse (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - doctadeathbench (02/28/2013) [-]
PAIN JUST FUELS MY ERECTION
User avatar #44 - laspussy (02/28/2013) [-]
I would've said Kalimah
#40 - dragginbref ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
#12 - freenarative (02/27/2013) [-]
Either that or he came ;)
User avatar #7 - nicoquitemad (02/27/2013) [-]
That is the best.
User avatar #3 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
<eyes got kind of wide

so he turned into a gay chineese?
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