The Hero Skyrim Deserves. . rfi? l/ txl aat. NS JUST TRIED TO EXECUTE ME! KEEN 'ANI, THE REEALY! If: THERE MD COUBLE SGML LEFT IN ‘ ND CAUE' LEFT UNTAINTED TUE
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The Hero Skyrim Deserves

rfi?
l/ txl aat. NS JUST TRIED
TO EXECUTE ME!
KEEN 'ANI,
THE REEALY!
If: THERE MD COUBLE
SGML LEFT IN ‘ ND
CAUE' LEFT UNTAINTED
TUE OF HEM?
TO WHICH OP
THESE
DO I PLEDGE ?
WHAT WOULD A TRUE
HERD INN'
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Submitted: 02/27/2013
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#5 - redblueyellow (02/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I joined the Imerials. I can forgive the whole execution thing, but I can't see past the racist views of the Stormcloaks.    
   
In the long term I thought it would be wiser to join the imperials any way. If you join the stormcloaks and defeat the empire, you're left with a weakened Skyrim to fight the more powerful Thalmor. If you join the imperials and win the war, skyrim will have more time and resources to to prepare for the eventual war against the Thalmor. I can live without Talos for a time.   
   
And almost all of the Stormcloak jarls are dicks in my eyes (except the one from riften she's cool).   
   
Balgruuf > Ulfric
I joined the Imerials. I can forgive the whole execution thing, but I can't see past the racist views of the Stormcloaks.

In the long term I thought it would be wiser to join the imperials any way. If you join the stormcloaks and defeat the empire, you're left with a weakened Skyrim to fight the more powerful Thalmor. If you join the imperials and win the war, skyrim will have more time and resources to to prepare for the eventual war against the Thalmor. I can live without Talos for a time.

And almost all of the Stormcloak jarls are dicks in my eyes (except the one from riften she's cool).

Balgruuf > Ulfric
#1 - thecharliesheen (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I definitely hate them both. Kind of sucks, because I kind of wanted the war-based achievements.
I definitely hate them both. Kind of sucks, because I kind of wanted the war-based achievements.
User avatar #11 - lordlolland (02/27/2013) [-]
The choice for me as a blond haired, blue eyed, slightly racist Scandinavian is rather obvious.


Make everyone non-estential via the console ( **** yeah, PC), slay everyone once i am done with their quests, and rule over a completely inhabitant-free Skyrim all by myself.
#15 - finni (02/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Many believe the Stormcloaks are racists, but that's not completely true. They don't hate outsiders because of their race, they hate them because of often not wanting to adapt to the Nord way of life or fighting for Skyrim. Just look at Nirayne as an example. She's says that it's the Dumner's own fault for living in the situation they do because of their pride and naivety.
"It was difficult at first (living in Windhelm). The Nords of this city are, at best, suspicious of outsiders. But in time I made the right friends and proved myself useful enough that they don't give me trouble anymore.The Dunmer are too proud and naive to see the way things truly are, and so they continue to dwell in that slum." She's earned their trust because she has assimilated to their ways. She makes the Nords trust her by for example sharing concern for the Talos priest.

That being said, I do disagree about the way the Argonians and Dunmer's are being treated, but it's not about race, but suspicion. I probably wouldn't liked having a German in my street if I lived in London during WWII (and he had just moved there). Not because of me hating Germans, but because I'm afraid that he might be a spy or something. Several times people were killed because they weren't careful enough when working with Germans during WWII.

And Ulfric welcomes every race into joining his faction, as long as they want to fight against the Empire and throw the Al Dominion back into the sea.
User avatar #6 - vegetatheprince (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Like imperials, hate elves. who do I join?
User avatar #10 to #6 - lordlolland (02/27/2013) [-]
Join imperials, kill elves.
User avatar #4 - hardtuner (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Let's make our own legion!

With blackjack and hookers!
#22 - turbodoosh (02/27/2013) [-]
Skyrim was the first Elder Scrolls game I had ever played and it wasn't until after I beat all of the major missions that I realized that I could put baskets on peoples heads. MFW
#36 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fallout> elder scrolls
#2 - 4chan refugee (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I joined the Imperials, won the war, then assassinated the emperor. Nobody wins.
#47 - silverlance (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Out of all the factions, the one with the noblest cause is the Forsworn
#30 - lookuplookdown (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really can't join the stormcloaks after find Ulfrics Dossier in the Thalmor Embassy. Traitor the legion is one thing, Traitor to his own cause is where I draw the line.
#26 - cumon (02/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I think the stormcloaks are right to fight for skyrims freedom from the imperials... they have there own country to rule, the only reason they really stay in skyrim is because there scared of those divine damned high elf, who just really want control of everything, like they call them selfs High Elfs... how cocky can you get.... i think they should make dovahkiin King of Skyrim and all the jarls and imperials join forces to take down the aldmeri dominion once and for all!!!!............................
< ALL HALE DOVAHKIIN, DRAGONBORN!!!
User avatar #45 - rhetoricalfunny (02/28/2013) [-]
I really hate the way elves are done in this game. Particularly the wood elves. I don't actually hate it though as it does make a damn good story.

They're pretty much victims of the Aldmeri Dominion and Thalmor, however they're always thrown into the same batch as them. It kinda sucks cause I play as a Wood Elf
User avatar #42 - ihaveamassiveboner (02/28/2013) [-]
am i the only one that thinks bethesda should take over the zelda series?....
#32 - 4chan refugee (02/28/2013) [-]
Everyone knows that Dark Elves run the banks, only the Stormcloaks will repudiate the Whitegold- Concordat and crush the godless Thalmor.

Heil Ulfric!
User avatar #23 - THISISNOTFUNNY (02/27/2013) [-]
i went hitler on everone that wasnt nord
User avatar #21 - galkawhm (02/27/2013) [-]
Other than the unfair trial at the beginning and the Thalmor, I didn't really see anything wrong with the Imperials. Stormcloaks are racist so that's a great big "no" in my book.
#17 - lolsrsslybro (02/27/2013) [-]
wow...people put a lot of thought into picking sides. i just ran around and killed everything and everyone.
User avatar #13 - hauptishere (02/27/2013) [-]
Imperial Legion tries to execute me so I assassinated the Emperor. Now were even, so I go ahead and join the Legion. I'd join the rebellion but Ulfric is a douche.
#18 - 4chan refugee (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Stormcloaks are a short term are a short term way to peace and happiness in Skyrim. Do you really think the Empire would be willing to help the Stormcloaks keep the Thalmor back or let alone defeat them after ousting them from Skyrim? I'm sorry but the Imperials are the smarter choice for the long run.
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