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Clearly Evolution is Ridiculous....Just look at this scientific proof!!

wait, how did a anon post this

Trying to explain evolution to a creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon. It will shit all over the table and claim victory.

HERE YOU GO EVERYONE!

HOLD. THE FUCK. UP.

Since when can anons upload content???

Alright, I might as well state out my knowledge of evolution. Evolution is not a single line, that's dumb as fuck. Evolution are many branches from a common ancestor. We are close to monkey on the common ancestor line, but here's how evolution works. 1. You need fucking time. 2. You need natural selection 3. You need mutations. The common misinterpretation of evolution being a single line makes people think evolution is spontaneous. No, evolution requires time, (google deep time), and it fucks over with natural selection and mutation. Natural selection is not unstable and unbalanced, it's basically just a way for you to reproduce, and to reproduce you need to survive. For natural selection you need mutations, you need a struggle of space and food. Now you may be thinking of why we havent changed over the years. If you havent realized, we aren't uncivilized anymore. If we were to go batshit naked in the winter with no shelter or heat over time we would be more furry, if we ever managed to survive, because we are modern and we help out others we are close to genetic equibrilium. Obviousy its not exact equibrilium because we still mutate and all, but we dont have large noticiable changes anymore.

ITT: Evolution isnt a single line, go learn Natural selection

And that was living proof that neanderthals are still alive today.

Why is it called "belive" in religion, and not "know" religion?

It goes 2 ways you know

The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the shininess of his belt buckle.

Okay, I'll get thumbed down, but which one was just burned, or was it both?

....I'm an idiot aren't I?

Because we didn't evolve from monkeys but from apes.

And these apes have, in turn, evolved in other kinds of apes.

We are not monkeys. We just share a common ancestor..

If that first thing happened that would actually disprove evolution.

Also, Gravity is a Theory.

I love when people think theory means hypothesis.