My favorite thread of all time

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Step back bitches cw: it' s Dragonrage time,
The original dragon type ye bustin out a rhyme,
Thought I was weak when I was just a Dratini?
Extremespeed bitch, ye you can' t even see me.
I' m Dragonite, you fuckers wanna step up?
Youre jealous cu: I' m the mascot everyine' II
recognize,
Nobody will know you apart hem an orange fag in the
You newser queers with yew hwy F‘ iplap. I . skits:
I can cress the world at the speed of sound, .'. re Dra, , ant I' m .. n( sttgl,
Now which ene of you motherfuckers wants to threw While you re busy prancles, I keep l fucking real.
I' m in with the Lord of Distortion,
And even he agrees you shourd' been an abortions
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Talk about keeping it real?
Your primary type is steel.
I' ll throw down, you small winged Iil feel,
Since you only evolved hem a dick in a pool.
You say you can fly at the speed of sound? Youre not a real dragon,
I' ll tap you in timerball, bitch, to my will you are bounds _ y Youre just a pretender.
You think yeu' re so great cause yeu' re part of the First? In the Indigo League; I' m the .
Well I' m here to tell you, your gen is the worste I' m king of the roost in Kanto and Jente regions.
Some may say yeu' re the best, but their thinking is flawed, There' s only one of you bitch, but I' m bringing a Pegeen.
None can compare to the beats ofa god
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A legion is something yeu' II need just to try,
You can' t fight me, you can never defy.
Youre part of the League? I don' t bend to their rules,
Anyone who complies is a weak little feel.
Nobody rules me, to nowone I answer,
You bow to eve ryone, and new yeu' re just cancer.
If yeu' re so great, then why did you lose?
Your Champion was beaten by a tiny kid Jew!
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Your boyfriend Palkia called,
Said he' s looking fer some "fun"
Can you even Dragonlance (bor?
Bitch you are dew.
You think yeu' re so yeu' re
legendary'"?
Those frills en your back make you look like Clefairy.
How does it feel to be banned hem Battle Tower?
Fuck off son, go hit the chewers.
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Step into Safari Zone,
I' ll take you en my own,
Nobody bringin' Masterballs into my home.
Youre overshot catch man, yeu' re shit is easy.
Tryin' to raise a Dragonite leaves trainers queasy.
Lance aint no feel just coz he threw a fight,
You can talk but your bark is much worse than your bite.
I' m done with you now, you might be Lord ' Tme,
But everyone in this thread knows I' m Lord RHYME!