Killing zombies the right way

no, obviously the saddest part was when bill murray died

I also liked pickaxe guy, but I preferred big girl brown hair.

She was sexy

Well, if the virus transfers trough liquid, and that zombie splatters for sure, you are f*cked.
How about you use a borad'n'nail?
GAME THEORY.

Machetes are best weapon.

believe it or not machetes are more brittle than people think. also with bladed weapons you need to strike fast enough or you will never make it through bone. like KR said

Unless you use the right kind of machete.
In war torn regions of Africa, foot soldiers use machetes all the time, to great effect, actually. An exceptionally great example is the Kukri Knife (pic related).
A lot of companies make high quality blades that are a lot more durable than your average $5 machete from Wal-Mart.
Now, are guns superior? DEPENDS!
That's the whole thing the weapon argument boils down to: situation. If you need to kill something from far away, obviously a gun is the best option. If you need to make a stealth kill, a blunt or sharp object would be best. I just prefer the machete because it can double as a tool, whether it be an overly big ass knife, or something to just chop thin limbs of a tree off.

Derp, forgot pic.

Bladed weapons dull fucking fast. I think I'd like hatchet or and axe. It's sharp but when it gets dull I assume it's still affective

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During your down time, just use this to sharpen whatever bladed item you have. Quick, efficient, and gives you something to pay attention to rather than the battering undead outside your house.
Now, if you're in a situation where your weapon is getting dull in the midst of fighting, then you're probably taking on more zombies than you can handle, and that's when you run.

You're right, I guess. I mean, if it gets dull in the middle of fighting, that's your own fault. I wouldn't fight more than 4 or 5 at a time.

IMO, the best kind of CQC weapon would be something along the lines of a stiletto knife.
along with quick precise jabs to the eyes, temples, ears or back of the skull for quick brain destuction

Let's see how precise you are when these motherfuckers are all reaching for you. When being chased or surrounded a little stiletto knife isn't going to be an effective enough weapon. It's going to put your hand close to the mouth and hands of a zombie, that's a no-no. It requires skill to be effective with it at all, once again no good. It also would easily dull and you'd have to do a lot of work to pierce any bone, super big no. I'd say for your money, a crowbar(long pry bar would be better) or a pipe filled with something not too heavy would be your best friend in dealing with zombies. You can swing wildly, you don't have to worry about keeping an edge, and the likelyhood that an item like this will break is relatively low, as well as they're fairly light weight.

Maybe, but i wont be exhausted from 'swinging wildly' and will have enough strength to hold them at bay whilst driving it through the soft tissue areas. rather than make one wrong swing with a heftier weapon and create an opening for one to take a big chunk out of me

The "swinging wildly" was just an example that the only way that you can use a crowbar badly is if you use it on yourself. Crowbars are generally pretty light, only a couple of pounds most of the time. Swinging it for hours will definitely exhaust you, but you're not expending much more energy than with a blade.

Slicing the soft tissues is not the endgame that you're looking for. Zombies(in theory obviously) are mindless killing machines numb to everything but a good braining. You're blade won't do enough damage even if you do get through the ocular cavity, you're trying to do some serious trauma to the brain and brain stem(historically speaking of course).

but a stiletto isn't a slashing weapon, it's a Thrusting one, designed to go in n out, and in the series a screwdriver saves people like crazy,

but you have made your point sir, and have given me something to think about

Oh I understand what is shown a lot, and I'm sure a puncturing instrument could be effective. I'm not saying it's not usefull, but I'd keep something like that at my side as a "last hurrah" thing(as is shown in most situations). A stiletto could be useful for a final attempt as well as other practical utilitarian purposes. I've thought about this bullshit waaaaaaay too much. There's something entertaining in calculating the logistics of surviving in a logically impossible situation.

I always thought of having a katana, a skin tight morph suit, and some kind of scuba diving tank with an airtight helmet. Morphsuit and Helmet prevent infection by the blood of the infected, and walking and slicing the heads of zombies would be a very effective way to warn others.

That is dumb, yet oddly erotic, so I'll let it happen.

Not so erotic when you realize im a guy, and probably m cock would be swinging in beat with the blade. Skin. Tight. Morphsuit.

Seriously though, that is a horrible idea. You package will attract too much unwanted attention.

Slut Zombies?

damn slut zombies and their ZAIDS.

I tied a zombie to a pole once and fucked it. Got ZAIDS.

ZOMG!

Problem with a Katana is it needs a great amount of care, you need to clean it, sharpen it and polish it regularly, plus they're a lot more fragile than people think.

You'd be much better with a traditional sword, less slicey (technical term there) but a lot easier to look after

scimitar is strong and doesn't need a lot of care. but it's just how you sharpen de sword. a good sharp sword beats an avarage katana everyday.

Light cotton shirt, leather jacket, jean pants, and leather chaps. Looks dumb but it's durable, it makes it difficult to get a grip on(especially when bloody), and you can stay comfortable and mobile. I'd also wear a hockey helmet(with full mask).



By the way I definitely never think about this stuff at all.
you believe me right?

again.slicing somebodys head off is actually more harder than they claim in the movies.even with katana.

i would rather get something smaller that has good maneuverability and could be used on multiple tasks.like machete.

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whats that from

The .gif or the-
Well, I hope we all know what the .gif is.
The film is called Zombieland ( www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt1156398/ )
It has people like Bill Murray and Emma Stone in it.

I think he meant the video of the gif.

I ment the gif, what minecraft video is that from

Ah, found it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WsCvp9PEg

that gave me a laugh

Runescape reference?

Sounded like it.

Nah, it's realmite.

there are but there only used for enchantments

And sometime recently, the experience needed to enchant stuff became much easier to acquire.

hey its the famous guy

*the single child that somehow fucked his sister

that just makes you a wizard

Fixed.
Games= Perfect for low lives or little kids

It would be better to have something blunt like that (or even a knife/sword) but I don't think a sledgehammer would be affective. It would take a lot of back swing and too much time, even with only one zombie

In reality everyone on funnyjunk dies within the first day

One problem, the horde. Unless you are John fucking Rambo, a horde is gona plow you under if you are using blunt force trauma as your main weapon, where as a gun gives you the advantage of distance, as in not having to wait until they are within arm's reach of you to kill them.

Nine millimeter ammunition is the most common type in the world, carve a cross into the tip of the round and you have a crude hollow point (bullet deforms on impact, causing greater damage to soft tissue), one shot to the "T" zone (eyes and nose) and bam, brains splattered, zombie dead.

You should think about getting yourself a Super Sledge.

A hatchet/Axe seems like the best choice, personally I'd be after a fire axe. For a blunt smack I could hit the zombie with the side and I could use the spike at the end for impalement if need be. Guns are still important for suppression fire for your teammates and good for attacking zombies in a distance should a massive horde show up.

...when i posted it as oc it got FP

i don't care if he did or not, i just never thought any of my posts would be worthy of posting again

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