I just got this email from my school. Our school's kind of up sometimes.. CRIME ALERT: GE Campus - Ist Degree Assault February 25, 2013 Taisen raity Felice Depa butterfly Knife masturbating email
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I just got this email from my school

Our school's kind of ****** up sometimes.

CRIME ALERT: GE Campus - Ist Degree Assault February 25, 2013
Taisen raity Felice Department
Incident Summary:
On February 25, 2013 Towson University Police were made aware of a sst degree assault that occurred an February 24, 2013 at 1: 30 am at a parking garage near Pennsylvania Ave and York Rd. The victims were an the roof of the parking
garage engaged in sexual activity when they observed the suspect with his pants down masturbating towards them. The suspect chased them downstairs and displayed a butterfly knife as he was yelling at them.
Suspect Description:
Black Male, in height with a medium complexion and shed black hair, No further description available.
Anyone who witnessed this incident pr has information is asked to call the Baltimore County Police Department at All (.
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Submitted: 02/26/2013
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#6 - bobindun (02/27/2013) [-]
I lost my 						****					 at began masturbating at them
I lost my **** at began masturbating at them
#4 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
pretty sure there is a social at the top of that paper.....
User avatar #3 - Maroon ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
What exactly is a medium complexion?
#2 - backwardsracecar (02/26/2013) [-]
How do you masturbate TOWARDS someone, I'd like to know
User avatar #1 - fencingchamp (02/26/2013) [-]
oh **** I go to HCC
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