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User avatar #108 - jinjo (02/26/2013) [-]
why do girls feel the need to do **** like this?

''He's famous, I'd totally show him my tits.''

Last year after a party me and some friends stayed the night at a friends'. A few of my friends told a girl, that my one friend's little brother (in grade 7) was really popular in another school, and he was in grade 12. So her in 11th grade, gave this kid in 7th a hand job, soley because she thought he was popular and in 12th grade.

Mind you she was a little drunk, but we didn't really even need to convince her. The conversation went like thi roughly: ''That guy says he thinks you're hot'' ''Really? I don't even know him, how old is he?'' ''He's 18, he goes to Lourdes, he's like, the most popular guy that goes there, everyone knows him'' ''Really? Well, he's kinda cute'' ''You should go give him a handjob (laughing)'' ''Idunno, should I? I dunno'' ''Think about it, how often do you get the chance?'' ''Okay''

This is basically what happened, and it still to this day kind of pisses me off.
User avatar #178 to #108 - pianoasis (02/27/2013) [-]
BUT DOOD HES FAMUSS AND IF WE SHO ARE TEETS WE GIT TO HAF FREE MONIES
User avatar #177 to #108 - clonesmustdie (02/27/2013) [-]
Idk where you are, but here in Miami, Lourdes is an all-girl school...
User avatar #143 to #108 - maxismahname ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
seriously? Couldn't she see how small his dick was? when i was in 7th, my dick was tiny
User avatar #181 to #143 - jinjo (02/27/2013) [-]
Mine actually hasn't grown much since 7th grade, and I'm not 'lacking' per se, although it's possible I just haven't noticed the size difference :P
#131 to #108 - toksin (02/27/2013) [-]
...I go to Lourdes... Guelph?
User avatar #133 to #131 - jinjo (02/27/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, yea :P Didn't see that coming.
User avatar #161 to #133 - toksin (02/27/2013) [-]
Whoa. When did you graduate?
User avatar #182 to #161 - jinjo (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm actually still in school, I go to Saint James,
User avatar #184 to #182 - toksin (02/27/2013) [-]
Huh. What grade are you in?
User avatar #192 to #184 - toksin (02/27/2013) [-]
Okay, that sounds a bit creepy. Do you know Santi?
That's less creepy.
User avatar #253 to #192 - jinjo (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm in 12, but yea I kinda used to know him sorta, we've probably talked a total of three times ever when I was in grade 9, and he probably has no idea who I am cause I lived in hamilton for 10 and 11.
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