Anonymous (ID: ) (/ ) 18: 43: 29 Replies: 22451294329
2 Be 13
2 Rememberence the day me and Shrek were united
2 End Anniversary ofthe day.
2 Sitting in rodm. Praying to my Shrek Alter I have in my closet
2 My door breaks the fuck dpwn_
2 Its my Ided and Savior, the all mighty Shrek.
2 Imidiatly bend in doggy position out
2 He whispers in my ear
2 "I have returned home"
2 Open asshole and cry "Yes Shrew Give it to mel."
2 Shrek me again in glorious reunification.
2 "That' II do Donkey, that' II do"
2 "Its almost dare. I only have we thing to do"
2 busts through wall, despite the fact the door was dpwn
2 dames back with Sister and mother
2 "They were in MY swamp, intruding nan MY Ian's!"
2 Proceeds to bestow his sweet dare cum into their assholes
2 "Thank you Ided Shrew"
2 He says "It' s all Ogre now"
2 We all faint in the pure Euphoria of dur happiness
2 We live SC) much happier knowing we had made dur Lord and Davidr SC) happy
is Love, Shrek is life