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#57 - gaffateip (02/26/2013) [-]
How Norway became Christian:   
Olav Tryggvason came from England with many ships and men in the summer of AD 995. He came to claim the throne of Norway and to bring Christianity to the country. He went ashore on the island of Moster on the west coast of Norway. He was accompanied by several English priests and a bishop called Grimkjell. On the island Olav Tryggvason held the first official mass in Norway.   
Olav Tryggvason asked a man if he wanted to become a christian, he answered no.   
Olav Tryggvason then killed him and moved on to the next man and asked him the same question, of course, the man answered yes.   
That's pretty much how it began, no = you die         yes = you live.   
 About 35 years later Norway was officially a Christian country.
How Norway became Christian:
Olav Tryggvason came from England with many ships and men in the summer of AD 995. He came to claim the throne of Norway and to bring Christianity to the country. He went ashore on the island of Moster on the west coast of Norway. He was accompanied by several English priests and a bishop called Grimkjell. On the island Olav Tryggvason held the first official mass in Norway.
Olav Tryggvason asked a man if he wanted to become a christian, he answered no.
Olav Tryggvason then killed him and moved on to the next man and asked him the same question, of course, the man answered yes.
That's pretty much how it began, no = you die yes = you live.
About 35 years later Norway was officially a Christian country.
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#81 to #63 - imofcnotharveydent (02/26/2013) [-]
not really half, It's just that when someone knocks on your door and leaves you alone if you answer yes, but slaughter you and rape your family and puts your head on poles in front of the village, you might want to say yes.
not really half, It's just that when someone knocks on your door and leaves you alone if you answer yes, but slaughter you and rape your family and puts your head on poles in front of the village, you might want to say yes.
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#89 to #83 - imofcnotharveydent (02/26/2013) [-]
men of violence everywhere, you just need a cause
men of violence everywhere, you just need a cause
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#96 to #93 - imofcnotharveydent (02/26/2013) [-]
you go do that and kill maybe a little bit more of ten people...    
However raise yourself in the system, work hard, and become a politician. Then you can kill ten thousands of people, without breaking a drop of sweat.
you go do that and kill maybe a little bit more of ten people...
However raise yourself in the system, work hard, and become a politician. Then you can kill ten thousands of people, without breaking a drop of sweat.
#69 to #63 - limb (02/26/2013) [-]
Do you even logic?
Do you even logic?
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#74 to #72 - limb (02/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I don't get to use that gif often.
I'm sorry I don't get to use that gif often.
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User avatar #59 to #57 - Grizzally (02/26/2013) [-]
That is pretty much how it happened everywhere
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