True Story (kinda). i might have left out a detail here or there.<br /> EDIT! IMA GUY! <br /> Nother edit: CHECK THIS OUT! <br /> funnyjunk.co true story kinda ScottishPirate lol
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True Story (kinda)

i might have left out a detail here or there.<br />
EDIT! IMA ******* GUY! <br />
Nother edit: CHECK THIS OUT! <br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/447809/Comical+Adventures+Wernette/

HI FUNNYJUNK!
I bet your not not how I got this black eye.
Well I' ll tell you!
so I was riding my pet unicorn, playing
pokemon, while eating ll sammich...
when this kid comes up to me.
Hey pokemon' s gay!"
I then proceeded. to take out my lights: er an
I' kill you!"
I made it all the way to space but then started to fall.
But then Chuck Norris came and saved me!
He let me off by
my house.
THANK YOU!"
I killed the troll and came out with this black eye.
And that' s exactly how it happened!
True story( kinda)
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Submitted: 05/21/2010
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User avatar #41 - bassdude (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why is this front page?
User avatar #4 - airguitar (05/21/2010) [-]
Haha funny story, a kid at my school got a black eye in some fight so we mad yup the story he got in a fight with a tiger and we always say, "You should see what he did to the tiger!"
User avatar #44 - TedTheodoreLogan (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, are you a guy?
#39 - wtfxbomber **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why would chuck norris save you from space? he could obviously kick you from wherever he was arleady.
#19 - Lastspartan (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I kneed myself in the face. That's how I got mine :O
User avatar #36 to #20 - EatBabySouls (05/22/2010) [-]
i just facepalmed so hard that i just gave myself a black eye
User avatar #10 - StupidPancake (05/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
This all happened in a kitchen? damn u gotta big kitchen!
User avatar #13 to #10 - freshzac (05/22/2010) [-]
You really are a stupid pancake
User avatar #8 - Hohenfriedberg (05/22/2010) [-]
That's a Majestic ************* Unicorn
User avatar #7 - mazzagon (05/22/2010) [-]
what was the unicorns name i might know him
User avatar #6 - xjonx (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Thats a lie, the black eye is because you wouldnt make your boyfriend a samich
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#5 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (05/21/2010) [-]
Lol. This reminds me of when this retard fat kid told a black guy he could beat him up.

Funny story, it was.
#35 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why does your unicorn have cloven hooves?
#34 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
How come everyone on FJ likes Pokemon? I bet that only half the people who say they love it really do, just to impress their fag web friends.
#32 - tothemaximum (05/22/2010) [-]
okay so i have a black eye story... i was trying to piss off my friends neighbor one day. in the middle of our one way conversation, i asked him if he played any sports. the first thing he said was boxing. i screamed and ran away. i saw some little kid and grabbed his shoulders and continued to scream. the kid punched me and walked away... true story
#30 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The following is based on actual events, Only the name, locations and events have been changed.
#29 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
nah. what really happened is 4chan came on your face so hard od bruised your scrawny ass. Have fun getting raped, faggot
#28 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
cool story bro
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#18 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
ANON COMMENT. LOLOLOL.
#15 - Dannyfoshow (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris came.... ...lol
#14 - DeadKennedys **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Why aren't your comics on the front page!
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