I bet your not not how I got this black eye.
Well I' ll tell you!
so I was riding my pet unicorn, playing
pokemon, while eating ll sammich...
when this kid comes up to me.
Hey pokemon' s gay!"
I then proceeded. to take out my lights: er an
I' kill you!"
I made it all the way to space but then started to fall.
But then Chuck Norris came and saved me!
He let me off by
I killed the troll and came out with this black eye.
And that' s exactly how it happened!
True story( kinda)