Why is it so hard to find a woman, which

MS skills off the charts!

Why the **** you went with IranAir out of all the ******* airlines in the world?

I'm Iranian and I approve this message.

Fake! It isn't March yet.

goddammit items

Even though he was kind of sexist, that guy had some ******* class.

Autism =/= class

I meant the way he dressed.

I know, right? He may be in this OkCupid comp, but I'm thinking he's the only one in it who's not really a little bitch like the rest of them.

sauce?

step one
read the black text with yellow outline
step two
open a new tab and type in google.com
step three
now type the, text as you read in step one, in the google search bar
step four
search and find

i forgot it but it's not that good.

Just whistle while you twerk..

Admittedly, it would be cool to be known as the dude that killed a president.

If you live in the U.S. you can expect the secret service to be at your door any time now

'Straya, mate.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball

i bet airplanes have big dicks, sounds pretty good.


Unless he wants to be a biplane

thats a wcw world heavyweight champion belt

That thing must be killed at all cost.

But...but i don't have any testicles.

go, live your dream.

I know, the watermark is hard to recognize but after hours of research i finally found the site.
You need to login to view this link

I though the water mark was from something else or maybe it was wrong because every time I tried to type that in, my computer was telling me that is not a valid web address

**jacklane rolls 22**

Gonna kill me a damn ****** tonight!

******* deliver bitch!

Delivered.

So, did you delete it? don't worry, you can tell me.

Nope.

Good man

**thisisspartah rolls 83**
hey guys, i have and addiction to giving blowjobs, i have only sucked 4 today and likely to do more so im cutting back but i really need help because i just love penis and my mouth can only handle a few at once
so if your willing to help me send a photo of your penis to my inbox so i can ********** to it instead of sucking it, and if your lucky ill do both ;)

**defacedcreeper rolls 76** I'm gay. I sucked about 11 guys off at school today. Dad, I jizzed on your face while you were sleeping one night... you seemed to like it

**gersonalvat rolls 14** Oh boy, I sure do love eating ****

**billybobjoeii rolls 37** Hi, I would just like to publicly announce that I love you, Emily. I always have been and always will. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever laid my eyes on, and frankly I will give you the time of your life. I hope to see you soon,

[insert OP's name].

**sirbutterballs rolls 59** hello yes I was on a website posting child pornography on a mass 57 gigabytes to be exact. I just wanted to inform everyone that I enjoy seeing ***** little children get rammed.