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12 reasons...

...to stay single

Want to meet her? Want to meet her?
Want to meet her?
Want to meet her?
Want to meet her?
Want to meet her?
Want to meet her?
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Submitted: 02/25/2013
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User avatar #6 - Tazdingo (02/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
inb4 moralfags say looks aren't important and start whiteknighting their spaghetti all over the comment section
#19 - felixjarl (02/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#57 - simplescience (02/26/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I have an interesting hypothetical situation to propose to the viewers of the comments section, but first a Preface:

Below, you will see many people speak of how they would want none of these women. Now, I won't go into the typical "What's on the inside is what counts" thing, but it does bring forth (in my mind at least) an interesting characteristic of this site, which I'll state below.

Hypothetically, what if there was another piece of content like this, except it showed 12 guys that were as equally unattractive as the men of this content's comment section claim these 12 men are, do you honestly think the reaction would be the same?

Of course it wouldn't be by a majority of Funnyjunk users, as it seems most of the population here is male. Also, in that scenario, many of the men would probably defend the men pictured as not that bad, that women are bitches, or that they are forever alone.

This is highly hypocritical, and yes I know this is the internet and it comes as no shock. The men here are allowed to vehemently mock these women for at least trying, but then if the reverse were to happen showing equally unattractive men, any female (or gay man (inb4 being called gay)) that would defend the post would be thumbed down into oblivion.

Continuing on, why is it when ugly females are mocked, it's green thumb heaven (See: Comments below), but if a male is mocked or ridiculed, then it's suddenly in no way the guys fault (Ex. "All women are bitches and only like douchebags? If only she'd look my way because I'm so great.") and he is presumed innocent?

Once again, I realize this is the internet, and bringing up something like this is nothing new. I just thought I'd give you some food for thought while browsing today.

Thank you for reading,
#34 - UA partay (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#61 - TardytheTurtle (02/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but you truly only need one reason to be taken
this is my reason
#68 to #61 - Jackimole (02/26/2013) [-]
That's nice honey.
#2 - autoxx (02/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Isn't that the truth.
I am in good shape, don't have any bad habits (apart from consuming vast quantities of internet porn), I'm successful, and not bad looking.
The trouble is that I work away from civilization and my house is a fair distance from the nearest town.

Why are the only people that are willing to date are either 200+lb women or ugly as homemade sin.
I mean I like curvy but these girls are big enough to burn diesel...

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#60 - methead (02/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i am one to hate fat chicks, but sometimes i feel sorry for them, especially when i read this comment while browsing Y!A

it gave me feels... :(

User avatar #65 to #60 - generaljosh (02/26/2013) [-]
Being fat isn't in the same realm as being ugly. You can't make a choice to stop being ugly.
I don't have anything against fat people, as long as they own it. If you really don't want to be fat, then stop eating so much and buy a gym membership.
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#55 - aconfuseddonut (02/26/2013) [-]
The low hanging fruit is easy picking...
The low hanging fruit is easy picking...
User avatar #49 - spoonsnatcher (02/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lol what website is this??
#48 - kierz (02/25/2013) [-]
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#45 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd **** three of them
#29 - fosterr (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
From top to bottom: Sandworm, Ozzy, x, Joker, mexican Oprah, Tyrone, Paris Hilton on meth, Marlon Wayans (from Don't be a menace to society), I don't even.., skarecrow, .. meh.. and Honey Boo Boo's cousin.

Second last gurl isn't -that- awful, though.
User avatar #27 - bloodspider (02/25/2013) [-]
Fifth one down from the right is a tranny.
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