Guide to Black People. Hey. Ya I made hits cuz I was bored and people complain of not having original content here. My other comp I made today got a total of 7  Negros black Goats
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Guide to Black People

Hey. Ya I made hits cuz I was bored and people complain of not having original content here. My other comp I made today got a total of 7 thumbs up which is pathetic I mean really. If you want original content then thumb it up when it happens. Plz . Also I meant what I said if you're offended by this, go **** yourself.<br />
EDIT: Wow thanks first front page ever! here is link to part 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/446420/A+Guide+to+Blacks+2/<br />
EDIT 2: I KNOW that shaka zulu got owned by wallace, I just really liked his movie. sheesh.

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A GUIDE TO BLACKS
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Thanks b a' up »yang
Th's message IS approved
by goats everywhere
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User avatar #190 - britishknee (05/22/2010) [-]
I'm glad somebody else thinks they way I do.
There is a difference between 'blacks' and ' ******** .
User avatar #178 - SmuttyKage (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** OFF!!!!
SAMUEL L JACKSON IS THE BLACK CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
User avatar #79 - HumbertoL (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
History lesson!

The Emancipation Proclamation did not free slaves,only prohibited it in "areas still in rebellion". In other words, if you join the Union you can keep your slaves. Only It wasnt until the 13th ammendment that slavery was abolished nationally.
User avatar #264 - AllyGall (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot president...
User avatar #281 to #264 - Ricky Bobby (05/22/2010) [-]
No, he didn't, Succesful Negro is right there, see?
User avatar #12 - LukesFather (05/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Lil Wayne's belt buckle says "RAPE". Talk about argument reinforcement.
User avatar #305 - FreeCANCER (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
YOULL HAVE BABIES
SO MANY BABIES
400 BABIES
User avatar #286 - SpacemanSpiff (05/22/2010) [+] (9 replies)
and yet Shaka Zulu fails miserably when he fights William Wallace.
#277 - OldHerbert **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You forgot the young, sexy kind.

MMMMmmmmmhhh.
User avatar #113 - pegasus (05/22/2010) [-]
Ever since Funnyjunk changed its background color, my bike has been stolen more often than usual
User avatar #4 - TheKyleBroflovskii (05/21/2010) [-]
I agree with this 100%, lil wayne is a ************
User avatar #353 - AdamAcev (05/22/2010) [-]
Anyone notice that Lil' Wayne's belt-buckle says rape?
#352 - fatkidsaregross (05/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lil wayne's belt says rape........
#345 - CowHunter **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A wild ****** appears
Cow Huter uses Kool Aid
Its super affective
User avatar #260 - BigMacAttack (05/22/2010) [-]
DSend can only be mad at half of these
User avatar #259 - BlueGamma (05/22/2010) [-]
What about Professor Badass?
User avatar #207 - MAGNUM (05/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
kenyans are so fast because they have to be able to outrun all those cheetahs and other wild animals in kenya.
User avatar #152 - HAHAHAHAwaitwhat (05/22/2010) [-]
you should have a seperate category for morgan freeman
User avatar #69 - airguitar (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
You forgot the "Nigra":

A freedom fighter, of the ebony race, dressed in a business suit, and donning an afro. He crashes into places where he is not wanted, like the Habbo Hotel. His purpose is to fight oppression by making sure that the pool is closed. Due to AIDS. True nigras are anonymous, they invade in great numbers, they perform flawless SWASTIGETS, and most importantly, they NEVAH FORGET.
#5 - Reep (05/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Fastest beings on the plant" you say?
#3 - cetme (05/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
cool +1, however chuck norris would destroy shaka before shaka knew chuck was there......in fact chuck couldnt kill shaka because william wallace already killed shaka so, shaka zulu looses, but i like ur comp
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