Couldn't say it any better myself. This is most definitely not OC but i felt it was relevant to all the arguments I have been seeing on here lately.. J & 1250 I
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Couldn't say it any better myself

This is most definitely not OC but i felt it was relevant to all the arguments I have been seeing on here lately.

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J & 1250
Imagine a giant cock firing towards your mouth, and there' s nothing you can
do about it, And you' re like "Oh man. he gonna have to such: this thing‘, and
you brace yourself to such this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it
changes trajectory and hits you in the eye- You think to yourself "Well, at
least t got that out ofthe way'', but than the giant cock rears back and
stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is
penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor
skills. Thins when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to
fall out of your chair. Unable to more and at your most , the giant
cock finally lodges itself in your anus, more it rests uncomfortably for 4,
maybe 5 hours, That' s what using Mae it is like,
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#14 - zekeon (02/25/2013) [-]
mfw telling this to friends
mfw telling this to friends
User avatar #5 - terminalvelocity (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this : made my day
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#8 - BlaiseGrimm (02/25/2013) [-]
holy shit...i forgot how funny this is...
User avatar #17 - swifterly (02/25/2013) [-]
Except this happens to OP everyday, voluntarily.
#30 - captainwow (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OSX really isn't a bad OS, but this post always makes me crack up.
User avatar #1 - guiguito (02/24/2013) [-]
not gonna lie
laugh even tho it's a repost
#33 - albiwankenobi (02/25/2013) [-]
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#26 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (02/25/2013) [-]
i have a mac but that was pretty funny
i have a mac but that was pretty funny
#24 - hardongo (02/25/2013) [-]
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#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#4 - usernameistaken (02/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Shit was hilarious
Shit was hilarious
#2 - taintedangel (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be about a fetus instead of the shitty Mac OS X.  Well played.   
<- MFW
I thought this was going to be about a fetus instead of the shitty Mac OS X. Well played.
<- MFW
#37 - vampyrate ONLINE (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 to #37 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
Moooooooooooooooooooom,

Did Granpa really have a dinosaur?
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#3 - imaan (02/25/2013) [-]
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