Caged. . Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284 File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg) I like to wind up my girlfriend 3' -‘-Work at highstre
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Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284
File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg)
I like to wind up my girlfriend
3' -‘-Work at highstreet electronics store
Heaving a cigarette in the alleyway behind the store
Schick from the clothes shop next deer comes out to throw away some old mannequins
if I can have one
agrees
Leeave work early to get home before she does
Sprint eff the picture of nicholas cage that I posted
it to the mannequin' s face
the shower on
the mannequin in the shower
in the wardrobe opposite the en suite
gets home, comes up stairs
I' m in the shower, gets undressed, intends to get in with me
back the curtain expecting to see me
Nick
She screamed so loud that three different neighbours called the police thinking I' d stabbed her or something
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Submitted: 02/24/2013
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#10 - phioden (02/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Just thought i should add this. It appeared further down the thread and i managed to miss it until after i had posted the content.
#1 - Bradbull (02/24/2013) [-]
#20 - breakfastskippa (02/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wake up at about 1am
Go to my brothers room, he is passed out from party
He has this 4 foot long clown doll he hates but keeps because it was our grandmothers
I hang the doll from his ceiling fan with fishing line and turn the fan on lowest speed
Clown looks like it is floating around room like a demon, retreat to room to await victory
5am, hear loud scream from brother
MFW
#4 - pukingrainbows (02/25/2013) [-]
*******					 glorious
******* glorious
#39 - thesovereigngrave (02/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why did I read that as 'she screamed in three different lagnuages'?
#16 - hugsta (02/25/2013) [-]
#53 - magict (02/25/2013) [-]
#48 - sksyslses (02/25/2013) [-]
**sksyslses rolled a random image posted in comment #3226877 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I want to do this to my mother.Not that she showers with me.
#3 - lyuun (02/25/2013) [-]
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#56 - mostlyshits ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
all praise nick cage
#11 - KnowinglyUnknown ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - tehweave (02/25/2013) [-]
This man is a genius.
#58 - eccleston (02/25/2013) [-]
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#71 - plaruti (02/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
ok so he just breaks into this random girl's home and she's all like:
"yeah i'm going to **** this guy in my shower!"
"after he was super weird and asked me for a mannequin..."

not even going to ask who he is or how he got in here.
just going to **** him
#72 to #71 - breadstickez (02/25/2013) [-]
He went home. To his house. "She" is his girlfriend. Dear lord.
#28 - naws (02/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Hehe, Nicholas cage thread ;P
#51 - artificialego (02/25/2013) [-]
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#82 - phioden (02/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Good Lord, I have browsed FJ for years without an account. I make one and submit some content, next day after work i log on to find myself on the frontpage. I love you guys in an only partially sexual way.
#38 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god my sides
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